Montyburns Histoires

Burnsmithers poem(s) :3

The sudden and tragic death of Technoblade had left Wonder in a state of shock, grief, and depression. None of her friends were able to comfort her, since she had moved away to her new apartment, run by the friendly yet intimidating Sans. Even Glitch had lost contact with her, as they attempted to navigate their strange and complicated emotions towards JD. The only person that Wonder had was Ballora, whose presence in her apartment did more harm than good towards her. Tensions of many kinds flare between the two almost instantly, and Wonder is forced to confront her feelings for her enemy, and figure out if what she was feeling was really hate after all. Laws are decreed, tensions are risen, and many more brain cells are lost, in the fourth installment of this chaotic series that once again is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Fourth time's the charm? If you haven't already, please read the first three books in the series so that you're up to date on the storyline so far. The Really Good Book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Sequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/290511429-the-really-good-sequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Threequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/295845337-the-really-good-threequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- and @rarilee are in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

Monty shows up at Waylon's apartment one sweltering afternoon. Art by me.

[One-shot] Monty worries he'll never find anyone, having been discouraged from years of failure to find his match. At this point, he's so close to accepting he's meant to be alone. He's not. A soulmates au, a world in which people stop physically ageing at 30 and find their soulmates through way of a mutual, euphoric touch. (Also on Ao3)

What happens when the reader gets caught up with two old silver foxes?

This antagonizing slow burn will get you in your FEELS. Set in 1990's NYC, young Waylon Smithers and Monty Burns slowly realize their passion for one another after meeting at Trump Tower. Or at least Smithers does. Will Monty ever come around? Or is Smithers destined for a lifetime of pining after his heartless boss?

Not long after the mysterious altercation between Wonder's friends and Monty's army, a man is elected mayor of The Big City; someone who an acquaintance of Wonder thought he'd never see again. After a strange and tragic backstory is revealed, the gang confronts the mayor, and realize that he may not be as law-abiding as they had once believed. Before they are able to expose him for who he really is, secrets are revealed, and a devastating plot comes to light, led by Monty and Quackity. As the gang attempts to foil these villains' plans, some old friends make a reappearance, including one who Wonder thought she'd never see again. Governments are corrupted, the deceased are reanimated, and even more braincells are lost, along with the life of someone Wonder holds dear, in the third installment of this great series that once again is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Here we go again... If you haven't already, please read the first two books in the series so that you're up to date on the storyline so far. The Really Good Book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Sequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/290511429-the-really-good-sequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- and @rarilee are in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

16 residents from Springfield are trapped in a killing game with barley any memory of each other. Lisa Simpson just wants to know who her brother and parents are, but...nobody will kill to find out...right..? 16/16 residents remaining

After the Battle of Las Nevadas, Wonder and Techno thought they were safe from all harm, but this was not the case. A mysterious man was revealed to have worked with Quackity, and he was far less lenient that the casino manager had been. After an assassination attempt, Wonder began to realize that she would have to gather her old friends in order to take down the mysterious man and destroy his evil 'project'. Destruction is caused, lives are lost, and brain cells are, again, dissolved into oblivion in this sequel that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Here it is, the long-awaited sequel! I guess this is a series now? If you haven't, please read the first book in the series before reading this one: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- is in this story too, they asked to be in it. They've helped me out in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV