Montypython Stories

What can Arackniss do after he gets a bad dream? He gets smoke to ease his troubles then along came Monty Python.

Witty banter, Antarctic doomsday weapons, and a ticking clock. Who could ask for anything more? Monty python meets James Bond with the fate of the world in the balance.

You've been a fan of Monty python from the very beginning so when you get the chance to see them live you HAVE to go but will it be all you hoped for?

The pythons decide to spend Christmas together

You can request anything. I'll do smut and basically anything.

Dr. Bright in his many, MANY terrible ideas, plans and shenanigans. From hot potato with something that kills with just a touch, selling SCP p**n in Germany, to the many MANY chainsaw cannon fails. Except for that one time and yes it was epic. But this might have been his worse idea and he has finally gotten a punishment that might be the hardest ever for him. Taking care of a child.

andie rambles about their interests

"Are you sure he's got one?" Eli called. "Oh aye, and it's very nice!" the woman responded. Up on the battlements she leaned back and, to her hidden friends, she whispered "I told 'em we already got one," and they all struggled to stifle their laughter.

( WARNING this story contains Language and content that may offend some people. I have nothing against the nations I make fun. I even make fun of my own Nation. Please don't get offended). This is a story about six new young and inexperienced soldiers that go on a journey to find a weapon of mass destruction to end a war but along the way they encounter dangerous stupid and comedic obstacles. This story is Inspired Monty python and the holy grail.

Time travel is the concept of movement between certain points in time. We travel through time in movies, television, our dreams, and when we play pretend as children. It's a popular greatness that man has dreamt of for years, but what if it actually became a reality? Michael Palin, ex-Monty Python member, finds himself thrown through that dream of space and time. Waking up, he is back in the year 1972, as a 29 year old and in the middle of creating the Flying Circus series. While there, he needs to figure out how to get back into present time whilst trying not to change anything in the past or affect anything drastically. But what if he doesn't want to go back? The Scenic Route. [-These characters do not belong to me, they are real people and belong to themselves. This is purely a work of fiction.] [-Cover Background art is created by Tumblr user Sound-Dream]

Bethany Pritchard comes back to her childhood home to a new family.

Here there'll be ✨multıfandom shıt✨ (as the title says lol), so if you're not comfortable with that... *shows door* Shit I think about my many... many fandoms☠️ Some of these fandoms include: •Queen •Michael Jackson / TJ5 •The Beatles •David Bowie •Labyrinth •and many more... And there'll be some memes cuz why not🙃 ☮️Peace☮️ L.O.V.E. -ziggyrette👨‍🎤🖐️⚡

The sequel to Awesomness, Pirate Style. Made with a bunch of different people. Pretty freaking awesome any way you slice it. Just read it.

You heard me...

The year is written in numbers, that's all I know, and the all mighty King *something something something* of the Kingdom of *Something* is going to do something really *something*

This is a Monty Python and the Holy Grail fan fiction. It takes place after the final scene. This is a short screen play. It is a gay love story

At her death, she had one wish: to be reborn as the 7th Python of Monty Python, to live among greatness. But will her wish be more than she bargained for.

It's about a girl and a good friend of her who, to no fault of his own, is Graham Chapman. It's something like a Monty Python fan fiction in short storys. So whether you're a Pythonist or not, you're welcome!? Please excuse that I'm not a native speaker at all.?