Montypython Stories

"Bring out your dead!" "Here's one.", a man says, who approaches with a body hanging over his shoulder. "Nine pence.", the dead collector says. "I'm not dead!", the person, who's supposed to be dead, says. "What?" The dead collector thought he heard something. The costumer quickly answers back. "Nothing. Here's your nine pence." "I'm not dead!" "Ere. He says he's not dead!" "Yes, he is."

New original sketches written by your humble author, acted out by the original cast including one new member, my oc, Priscilla Entwhistle.

Welcome to the second Monty Python fanfiction on wattpad. What comes next is called the description: Eric has an absolutely wonderful, amazing, brilliant, silly idea. There is only one problem; it's in space. And to get it, he has to travel all the way up to Saturn. But since he'd rather not go on his own, the other pythons are coming with him! Expect nothing, for then it can only be unexpected.

God creates Man, Man creates coffee, Man meets Woman, Woman kills Man, Coffee rules the earth; a short story

You can request anything. I'll do smut and basically anything.

Bethany Pritchard comes back to her childhood home to a new family.

This is a parody i wrote in 2012. It is a crossover of the Monty Python and the novel 'let the right one in.'

The year is written in numbers, that's all I know, and the all mighty King *something something something* of the Kingdom of *Something* is going to do something really *something*

The idea of two weeks with the Pythons at a beautiful beachfront villa in Barbados was too appealing to NOT write a fic about it. An Eric/Mike/OFC fic. OFC is named "Y/N" simply as a placeholder name. I don't think this would be considered a true Y/N fic.

Here there'll be ✨multıfandom shıt✨ (as the title says lol), so if you're not comfortable with that... *shows door* Shit I think about my many... many fandoms☠️ Some of these fandoms include: •Queen •Michael Jackson / TJ5 •The Beatles •David Bowie •Labyrinth •and many more... And there'll be some memes cuz why not🙃 ☮️Peace☮️ L.O.V.E. -ziggyrette👨‍🎤🖐️⚡

G1: The Twins watch "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail" and are now amusing themselves. Written in response to the "Use this Line" challenge on The Padded Cell. (Complete) I decided to bring this story over to Wattpad. It's also on my DA and Fanfiction pages.

( WARNING this story contains Language and content that may offend some people. I have nothing against the nations I make fun. I even make fun of my own Nation. Please don't get offended). This is a story about six new young and inexperienced soldiers that go on a journey to find a weapon of mass destruction to end a war but along the way they encounter dangerous stupid and comedic obstacles. This story is Inspired Monty python and the holy grail.

I don't even know if I'm doing this to be ironic or if I actually want this so here it is anyways.... also most likely will include all the pythons /except/ Terry G because he doesn't deserve his rights

Terry Gilliam was an outsider in Monty Python. Some days it didn't affect him, but lately he has been feeling it so deeply.

Michael is in the midst of finishing up Holy Grail and it's now up to the two terry's to edit the film. Struck by a lucky meeting, a girl named Jess suddenly finds she may become more to Michael Palin than just another fan.

Dr. Bright in his many, MANY terrible ideas, plans and shenanigans. From hot potato with something that kills with just a touch, selling SCP p**n in Germany, to the many MANY chainsaw cannon fails. Except for that one time and yes it was epic. But this might have been his worse idea and he has finally gotten a punishment that might be the hardest ever for him. Taking care of a child.

You've been a fan of Monty python from the very beginning so when you get the chance to see them live you HAVE to go but will it be all you hoped for?

What can Arackniss do after he gets a bad dream? He gets smoke to ease his troubles then along came Monty Python.

The Dead Parrot sketch as edited so it doesn't sound awkward if you're a modern American/Canadian! I also added some brackets for where you live for the train part. Never be made fun of for saying "squire", or "lad", or "Guv'na"!