Morbidhumor Stories

Briarwick is a town that relocates itself whenever it feels threatened. Which is often. Twenty‑five‑year‑old Nyx Grimm returns home after eight years of running from her past, her family, and the suspiciously sentient mold that tried to unionize in her last apartment. She expects awkward reunions and maybe a passive‑aggressive casserole. Instead, she finds the town has shifted into the treeline, the sky has a new scar across it, and her family's forbidden ledger - wrapped in thorned wire - has started whispering again. Nyx has always attracted the strange. Cryptids stalk her. Spirits whisper to her. Humanoid creatures follow her like she's a lighthouse for nightmares. She never knew why. Now she has to. When she accidentally opens the ledger, something ancient wakes up - something that remembers her, wants her, and claims she owes it a debt written long before she was born. The forest is watching. The shadows are hungry. And Briarwick is preparing for something it hasn't faced in centuries. Nyx must unravel the truth about her bloodline, the ledger's appetite, and the creature that calls itself The Archivist of Lost Children - all while trying not to die, lose her mind, or accidentally flirt with a monster. The ledger keeps records. And it always collects. Written by: Lynn Hammond

A darkly comedic flash fiction about the difficulties of working in today's world.

Everyone claims to be an expert at something. Rollerskating, drawing, baseball, even goldfish whispering. What about me you ask? Well love, I am a paper-cut repair expert thank-you-very-much. Now, let me see what I can do about your paper-cut...

Splurges. Random shit

Co authored with GaleTheWhirlWind Tommy is an outcast with few freinds. Jakob fucks every single thing up for Tommy. This is the story of the greatest deaths thought of ever, there will be murder, suicide, betrayl, did i mention murder. All Over A Childrens Card Game.

The koi fish was dead. Dawson poked it with a nearby chopstick and sighed. It wasn't that this life was all that bad, really, more so that it wasn't really his. He didn't control anything. He wanted to control something. And that was when he found it. Something called 'YouTube' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For internet-famous Dawson 'Sonny' Phan, YouTube is his life. But something about the joy of it is slipping away from him- even as he moves to LA, YouTuber Capitol of the world, for inspiration. He's not happy, even if he seems so on his many vlogs and videos. And, as if that weren't enough, when his mother is diagnosed with late-stage cancer, he must return to his nowhere town to care for her and her rundown Chinese Buffet. It seems that life as Dawson knows it is over. Until, that is, he meets Maxine Jerrald, a fan of his channel and a journalist for the town's local magazine. Maxine is in a different place: happy with who she is, where she is, and what she does. And as it turns out, she's exactly what Sonny needs, right then. If only they would get along for long enough to find that out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A morbidly funny tale of finding yourself, finding all the right others in all the wrong places, and growing up, Phan Fiction will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between!

With your host, Social Anxiety! Starring: Insecurities! Cover By: @Fluffy-Shiba Written By: Milo Edited By: Nyla

What do you do......when everyone and everything you have ever known...loved....even hated disappeared. I've asked myself that question since my family died in a fire that consumed my entire life....all because I had an argument with my parents over something as stupid as what college to go to.....I didn't want to go to college I wanted to travel and experience life, they wanted otherwise. Hi. my name is Beau Swan.....I am related to Charlie Swan, who is my uncle on my dad's side, they were estranged....well that was the case till he got a call saying his brother died but his nephew survived and needed a home.....that's right I became a orphan all because I fought with my parents and ran away from home to cool off, only to return to my home in flames and my life gone...my family GONE!!!