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its Lola I am done with role playing but we all can be friends with the real me right a lot happened yesterday and I'll give full deetz

thank you (so much) for existing give me a call, I will buy your a meal ah I think I've gone crazy cough cough by the way girls dress, all showy showy (So much) thank you! You made my eyesight better (natural lasik) no need for paying I'll be in panic I'll be a fan and I'll be a man of you you you you babe my eyes keep rolling, over this girls tummy (yup) girls are equations us men are the sum (yup) I lose sweat, somehow we can't be equal wear it more often, high heel I'm eighteen, I know what I need to know that being a woman is the best thing in the world yes I'm a bad boy so I like bad girl come here baby we will be well (hello hello)(what!) (hello hello)(what!) tell me what you want right now (hello hello)(what!) (hello hello)(what!) imma give it to you girl right now it's not mine but you are the best my body doesn't know how to act in front of you I want to approach you but you are just too beautiful women are the best present present my real wish is only you only you if it's you, I'm ok oh I can't resist everyday Your front, back, all the best from head to toe, best best la la la la la la la la la Your front is the best, Your behind is the best la la la la la la la la la from head to toe, best best la la la la la la la la la Your front is the best, Your behind is the best la la la la la la la la la even all the steps you take are the best best not even possible, I have no interest in girls who I'd only hang out once or twice but I learn from you,your body, theories of architecture

Just my life. Brace yourself for the truth and the truth only. (I am not a writer, I suck)

Sooooo I deleted my other one. RIP rAnDoM cRaP. But here's a second random book. I feel really bad for deleting the other one but it's done now so. Anywhoooo enjoy if you want. I'm gonna be really educational in this book so eee y'all are gonna learn random shit :D Dave says hi.

jk, about ur favorite cookie, chocolate chip :33 who doesnt like those

kIlL mE pLeAsE. Cover made by Altheadenz15 ^~^

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE STILL LIKE MY ART Warning: Some drawings may include gore, triggers, and other items that may not be appropriate for everyone. I WILL NEVER POST ANYTHING WITH FULL NUDITY!!

A girl named Kim. She lived in a Okay life. I guess? Her best friend, Angelica. That she's been friends with since God knows how long ago. She always has that spark of excitement when she's around her. But doesn't know why. Her friend Angelica announced that she has a new boyfriend. And Kim. She felt uncomfortable, her best friend having one. She often feels forgotten or jealous when she sees them together. Does she has feelings for her?. WELL FUCKING FIND OUT. ( sorry )

ok

"Not all hero wear capes." "Well, no shit, Sherlock." ••• In which a girl with mutated genes struggle through life to avoid her own government, protect her own kind and be the heroine of this fucking dystopian era.

Cold... dark... Fear...all the tings I felt as I ran through the woods. I wasn't thinking, I just kept moving one foot in front of the other but I could still hear them.

Naru Uzumaki Namikaze became the 5th Hokage at 10 because of that old monkey. She was thought to be stupid,annoying,loud,ramen addict,tomboy,dumb,prankster,weak,2 years younger then the Rookie 9(? Or is it 12) Just Her..... But she is actually Smart,calm and collected,quiet, Strong(Kage level and higher),a good cook,tomboy(never changes),sometimes a prankster!,also knows all Justus,kind,caring....YEAH THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE!!! Also is four years older than Rookie nine. BUT SHE IS MARRIED!?!! *Que le gasp* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't own Naruto,pictures,mostly nothing minus plot and some other stuff.

Don't worry young ones,You don't have to look at garbage before getting to the nice ones. Disclaimer:Nah. Also I know very well that I don't have 200 in the other one...But shit is shit,Am I right or am I right.

idk

What happens when a bored hormonal teen has a computer and is alone in a room. He writes some random shit that nobody will read...Yeah he's definitely not watching off brand anime or anything... This is just a bunch of random shit that i write to let out my frustrations. Please don't expect anything decent

{Cover credit to myself, congratu-fucking-lations to me} (A fluffy/brutal murder/kidnap book because I have problems.) My name is George, but I'd prefer to be called Joji. I have only one friend, his name is Max, he's pretty cool but can be a prick at times. My life is okay, I guess. I am still in college, I live alone off campus near the forest. I met this guy at Teavana, he seemed weird at first but, he has the type of offensive humor I like. He is pretty hot. I am pretty gay but fuck everyone. (so um I suck at writing so strap in for a shit ride, don't get TrIgGeRed)

take a look if you want. Don't give a shit. Don't follow me. Don't message me. I'm don't really know Eddsworld that much.