Moreshit Stories

thank you (so much) for existing give me a call, I will buy your a meal ah I think I've gone crazy cough cough by the way girls dress, all showy showy (So much) thank you! You made my eyesight better (natural lasik) no need for paying I'll be in panic I'll be a fan and I'll be a man of you you you you babe my eyes keep rolling, over this girls tummy (yup) girls are equations us men are the sum (yup) I lose sweat, somehow we can't be equal wear it more often, high heel I'm eighteen, I know what I need to know that being a woman is the best thing in the world yes I'm a bad boy so I like bad girl come here baby we will be well (hello hello)(what!) (hello hello)(what!) tell me what you want right now (hello hello)(what!) (hello hello)(what!) imma give it to you girl right now it's not mine but you are the best my body doesn't know how to act in front of you I want to approach you but you are just too beautiful women are the best present present my real wish is only you only you if it's you, I'm ok oh I can't resist everyday Your front, back, all the best from head to toe, best best la la la la la la la la la Your front is the best, Your behind is the best la la la la la la la la la from head to toe, best best la la la la la la la la la Your front is the best, Your behind is the best la la la la la la la la la even all the steps you take are the best best not even possible, I have no interest in girls who I'd only hang out once or twice but I learn from you,your body, theories of architecture

A girl named Kim. She lived in a Okay life. I guess? Her best friend, Angelica. That she's been friends with since God knows how long ago. She always has that spark of excitement when she's around her. But doesn't know why. Her friend Angelica announced that she has a new boyfriend. And Kim. She felt uncomfortable, her best friend having one. She often feels forgotten or jealous when she sees them together. Does she has feelings for her?. WELL FUCKING FIND OUT. ( sorry )

take a look if you want. Don't give a shit. Don't follow me. Don't message me. I'm don't really know Eddsworld that much.

read the damn title and my bio!! I'm a retard and this is all about me!

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My lifeee update

Don't worry young ones,You don't have to look at garbage before getting to the nice ones. Disclaimer:Nah. Also I know very well that I don't have 200 in the other one...But shit is shit,Am I right or am I right.

One word RELATE Two words MY DIARY Three words School equals DRAMA Four words READ THE FIRST THREE

That's me❁

{Cover credit to myself, congratu-fucking-lations to me} (A fluffy/brutal murder/kidnap book because I have problems.) My name is George, but I'd prefer to be called Joji. I have only one friend, his name is Max, he's pretty cool but can be a prick at times. My life is okay, I guess. I am still in college, I live alone off campus near the forest. I met this guy at Teavana, he seemed weird at first but, he has the type of offensive humor I like. He is pretty hot. I am pretty gay but fuck everyone. (so um I suck at writing so strap in for a shit ride, don't get TrIgGeRed)

Things about me I don't think I'd tell everyone During football and basketball seasons there will be slow updates cuz I play marching band (football) and pep band (basketball)

kIlL mE pLeAsE. Cover made by Altheadenz15 ^~^

random shit DAT HAPPENS....DONT FUCKING HATE!!!

Solo son pequeñas historias y cosas que se me ocurren. En otras palabras es basura y basura y más basura. También pondré historias que tenía en mi otro perfil (lo digo para que no haya confusiones, sí, son mías, no las robe), aunque sigue siendo basura. *Foto de un hermoso gato para no morir ignorada.

idk

Nani,...i-is that you!? HAHA NO BITCH,IT'S SANTA🎅

its Lola I am done with role playing but we all can be friends with the real me right a lot happened yesterday and I'll give full deetz