Moreshit Stories

Cold... dark... Fear...all the tings I felt as I ran through the woods. I wasn't thinking, I just kept moving one foot in front of the other but I could still hear them.

read the damn title and my bio!! I'm a retard and this is all about me!

Horrible shit Do not enter

Vulgar thoughts on my head.

idk

My lifeee update

Naru Uzumaki Namikaze became the 5th Hokage at 10 because of that old monkey. She was thought to be stupid,annoying,loud,ramen addict,tomboy,dumb,prankster,weak,2 years younger then the Rookie 9(? Or is it 12) Just Her..... But she is actually Smart,calm and collected,quiet, Strong(Kage level and higher),a good cook,tomboy(never changes),sometimes a prankster!,also knows all Justus,kind,caring....YEAH THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE!!! Also is four years older than Rookie nine. BUT SHE IS MARRIED!?!! *Que le gasp* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't own Naruto,pictures,mostly nothing minus plot and some other stuff.

{Cover credit to myself, congratu-fucking-lations to me} (A fluffy/brutal murder/kidnap book because I have problems.) My name is George, but I'd prefer to be called Joji. I have only one friend, his name is Max, he's pretty cool but can be a prick at times. My life is okay, I guess. I am still in college, I live alone off campus near the forest. I met this guy at Teavana, he seemed weird at first but, he has the type of offensive humor I like. He is pretty hot. I am pretty gay but fuck everyone. (so um I suck at writing so strap in for a shit ride, don't get TrIgGeRed)

jk, about ur favorite cookie, chocolate chip :33 who doesnt like those

One word RELATE Two words MY DIARY Three words School equals DRAMA Four words READ THE FIRST THREE

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That's me❁

its Lola I am done with role playing but we all can be friends with the real me right a lot happened yesterday and I'll give full deetz

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so mostly cringe but who cares

What happens when a bored hormonal teen has a computer and is alone in a room. He writes some random shit that nobody will read...Yeah he's definitely not watching off brand anime or anything... This is just a bunch of random shit that i write to let out my frustrations. Please don't expect anything decent

take a look if you want. Don't give a shit. Don't follow me. Don't message me. I'm don't really know Eddsworld that much.

thank you (so much) for existing give me a call, I will buy your a meal ah I think I've gone crazy cough cough by the way girls dress, all showy showy (So much) thank you! You made my eyesight better (natural lasik) no need for paying I'll be in panic I'll be a fan and I'll be a man of you you you you babe my eyes keep rolling, over this girls tummy (yup) girls are equations us men are the sum (yup) I lose sweat, somehow we can't be equal wear it more often, high heel I'm eighteen, I know what I need to know that being a woman is the best thing in the world yes I'm a bad boy so I like bad girl come here baby we will be well (hello hello)(what!) (hello hello)(what!) tell me what you want right now (hello hello)(what!) (hello hello)(what!) imma give it to you girl right now it's not mine but you are the best my body doesn't know how to act in front of you I want to approach you but you are just too beautiful women are the best present present my real wish is only you only you if it's you, I'm ok oh I can't resist everyday Your front, back, all the best from head to toe, best best la la la la la la la la la Your front is the best, Your behind is the best la la la la la la la la la from head to toe, best best la la la la la la la la la Your front is the best, Your behind is the best la la la la la la la la la even all the steps you take are the best best not even possible, I have no interest in girls who I'd only hang out once or twice but I learn from you,your body, theories of architecture