KSH_721
Meet the Idiots
SAAZ AHMAD: The ultimate first-bencher. Answers questions before the professor even finishes them. Annoyingly calm, secretly the kindest person alive, and remembers your coffee order down to the exact drop.
EHSAAS AHUJA: Confidence in human form. Grades chase her, her room is a war zone, and her thoughts are messier. Sarcastic, stubborn, and pretends she doesn't care about anything... when she actually cares the most.
The Equation:
Take these two idiots + add 100% pure academic spite + mix it with zero brain cells when they are together.
The Result:
A complete disaster. (Or... the best thing ever).
Two worlds.
Two minds.
"Dekho... mujhse bin matlab mein bhide na toh dekh lena."
"Is that a threat?"
"Does it sound like a compliment?"
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"Allah... subah-subah tumhari shakal dekh ke lagta hai din kharab hone wala hai."
"Toh aankhein band karke chala karo na? Waise bhi dimaag toh tumhara andhero mein hi rehta hai."
"Kam se kam dimaag hai toh sahi. Apne wale ka rent agreement check kia hai kabhi?"
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"Tumhe dhoop mein khade rehte chakkar nahi aate?"
"Kyun? Main koi weak nahi hoon, Saaz."
"Nahi, mujhe laga khali bartan dhoop mein jaldi garm ho jaate hain. Just scientific curiosity."
"Tumhe main abhi isi library ki book se maarungi."
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"Kya ghur rahi ho kabse? Sundar hoon, pata hai."
"Nahi, main soch rahi thi ki tumhare paas dimaag itna kam hai, fir bhi tumhara sir itna bada kyun hai? Biological anomaly ho tum."
"Tumhare compliments ka tareeka thoda cazual hai, Ahuja."
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"Mera aakhri samosa kyun khaya tumne?!"
"Maine top kiya hai test mein. Treat thi meri taraf se, mere liye."
"Chor ho tum. 100 out of 100 laake bhi chor hi rahoge."
"Agli baar tumhare marks churaunga, dekhna."
A love story where hearts fall... a little late, a little loud, and a little too much.