Moron Stories

Just the continuation of my first book "Satire". You can find it in my profile. It's a stand alone so you don't need to read Satire first to understand.

Lily is letting Sean go. Sean is just playing her. So, will she be his friend with benefits or will she forget him.?

I know way to many ways to call someone an idiot, so I have decided to share them with you. Thinking of insulting someone, but don't want to get in trouble, read this book! Warning: It is not my fault if a grammar teacher is there when you call this idiot an idiot and you get detention.

Tras desvelarse después de una pesadilla, el narrador entra en conflicto tras vivir experiencias insoportables, para él.

it's just about me, about my bad english grammar and about YOU :)

Join Sharfina Hagrid along with the famous entitled 'boy who lived' as well as Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley in their bizzare adventures throughout their Hogwarts years as they meet new friends along the way untill they finally defeat the dark lord himself

Ok so, I'm in school. We all have our school idiots, but my classes are a extra dose of stupid. I too act very stupid. Here are some of the stories. I will update (hopefully) multiple times a week. This story includes me being an idiot, eavesdropping on the younger kids, food, drawing naked women on people's arm, and fights. It's a great school. NOTE: This story does not contain mature content, but can be thematic at times. -I will use close friends names, but everyone else's name will be a fake name. Just telling the funny stories.

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"I swear man, she's got more issues then Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and the Olsen twins, all together." Carson Mathews had it good, great actually: living alone in his apartment ( of course his grandmother still fed him and took his clothes to the cleaners and paid for all of his expenses, but those are just unimportant details), an extremely outgoing gay best friend and another devoted, scared of 10 year old girls one, a Jeep, girls all around him, an addiction to black coffee, a high IQ, great genes and a lip ring. Too bad she had to ruin everything.

When clarity suddenly hits...

(I received a writing prompt. Feel free to PM me another you'd like to see.) Ron Mosley didn't have the best life. From insane and unreasonable fears to bullies at school, at young age, he was put into a dark corner. Only one thing brought him out of that corner. What happens when the one source of happiness is taken away from him?

Dedicated to the asshole who ruined my day

Do you sometimes forget simple things such as opening pickle jars and petting puppies. Well, this is for you. WARNING: This information may or may not be helpful. If it is helpful, god help you.

Imagine this. You walk in winter at ten in the morning just to return your library book, the crunchy snow drenching your legs while the chilling air bites into your lungs. You get to the library. You fall asleep while reading a book. When you wake up, you find everyone gone and realise you're trapped in the dark and gloomy library. What do you do? Find out in this short story;)

life isn't fair but this is the story of how I made it okay. life's not perfect for anyone but something inspired me to make the best of it

A one shot from Kaichou wa maid-sama anime. A silly BoyxBoy between Yukimura Shōichirō and Aratake Gōuki.