Moron Stories

Do you sometimes forget simple things such as opening pickle jars and petting puppies. Well, this is for you. WARNING: This information may or may not be helpful. If it is helpful, god help you.

When clarity suddenly hits...

Mary Sue is the perfect person, she has top grades, good friends and a nice personality! The voices in her head keep telling her stuff, stuff she should say or do.

So, this is where I rant or say things I normally wouldn't talk about. The title says it all. Basically, I'm gonna be a depressed bean. If I don't update regularly (I don't see why'd you want me to, unless you're a pain hungry psycho, then you shouldn't be on Wattpad), congratulate me, cause I've stopped being depressed for a while. That really isn't such a change I'f I'm not feeling weird or super strange My life would be in utter disaray 'Cause Freaking out is my okay

Dedicated to the asshole who ruined my day

A story of a girl wanted to be loved by her family and looking for her mother. what will happen to her if a lot of secrets are been kept from her... how will she cope to the treacherous life of a teenager love and the invasion of her sisters in the drama???

I know way to many ways to call someone an idiot, so I have decided to share them with you. Thinking of insulting someone, but don't want to get in trouble, read this book! Warning: It is not my fault if a grammar teacher is there when you call this idiot an idiot and you get detention.

camila is the girl who has all the boys chasing after her. i mean she's technically perfect. andy on the other hand is just another girl in the band, nothing special. they've been best friends since preschool, they're inseparable. but it's the first year of high school, and everything's about to change.

Ok so, I'm in school. We all have our school idiots, but my classes are a extra dose of stupid. I too act very stupid. Here are some of the stories. I will update (hopefully) multiple times a week. This story includes me being an idiot, eavesdropping on the younger kids, food, drawing naked women on people's arm, and fights. It's a great school. NOTE: This story does not contain mature content, but can be thematic at times. -I will use close friends names, but everyone else's name will be a fake name. Just telling the funny stories.

Follow Rimuru Tempest as he explores the wizarding world...and has a less-than-pleasant experience.

Whatever comes into my mind and whenever i feel like writing poetry. Which I hate except for my bestie's (Mercer21) poetry cause her's is simply the best! (go beg her to post it on here)

(A fan fiction)