Dontkillthedamcows
Zane, Bernard(don't make fun of his name >:() and Thorn(original characters) are childhood best friends whose parents raised them right. Hats off to their parents. They get accepted into Hogwarts. Yay. They get spilt into different houses with stereotypes and edgy magic grudges against other houses(looking at you, Gryffindor and Slytherin). Oh.
They decided: "Screw this, we're going to stay friends, try to not to get bullied and pass our exams!" Along the way, they get more friends and for once Gryffindor doesn't win the House Cup or win the Quidditchs matches. Say goodbye to plot armor.