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When thirty-three-year-old Apple Fernandez-full-time mother, part-time chaos machine-gets dragged into a mysterious tower full of deadly trials, she is not impressed.
Armed with nothing but a spatula, mom instincts, and the rage of someone who pays Philippine electricity bills, Apple accidentally breaks the tower... and frees an ancient golden dragon imprisoned by the gods. Now the dragon, Eve, calls her "Master."
Apple calls her "Cute Cat Edition."
Blessed with infinite stats, broken skills, and storage space big enough to hide a country's GDP, Apple becomes the one thing the gods never prepared for:
An overpowered Filipino mom with zero fear, zero patience, and infinite sass.
With monsters to smack, floors to clear, jealous players filming her, and divine beings panicking overhead, Apple must survive the tower, protect her kids back home, and try very-very-hard not to accidentally destroy creation with her kitchen utensil.
The gods wanted a hero.
They got a mother.
And motherhood... is the ultimate cheat code.