histórias de Mountaindew

•completed• I'm obsessed with Be More Chill and I can't stop myself so this book is to satisfy my needs...so bear with me

If Green Mountain Dew activates you, Red shuts you off...what does blue do?

when jennifer meets red, worlds collide

Here's a collection of hilarious Yo Mama jokes! Some of them are from the internet, while others are made by me! I hope you get a good laugh at these jokes!

Halloween, 2004. A group of teens spend a few days at a friend's house for the holiday. One of them finds a strange drink in the fridge... and unleashes an unspeakable wickedness upon the gang. Inspired by The Amityville Horror

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Im trying a lot of drinks and rating them out of 100 Hella abandoned

The story of a tough love between Mountain Dew and Doritos, prepare for food based romance and cheesy puns because this love story is pretty gouda.

How to make a Disaster ★☆☆☆☆ 1 Rating | No Reviews | No Photos By potato_oppar _____________________________________________________ Prep : unknown number of minutes Cook : 3 seconds Total : chaos Servings : 5 + 2 = 7 _____________________________________________________ Ingredients - • 1 happy Jung Hoseok • 1 genius Kim Namjoon • (n)Sprite can • (n)Rap music • 1 BangMan Hit • 1 tablespoon pixie dust • 1 Mickey Mouse surprise tool • 1/4 cup crack(optional) _____________________________________________________ Step 1 - Make 1 Jung Hoseok a sprite addict Step 2 - Make 1 Kim Namjoon a rap addict Step 3 - Put all the ingredients and addicts together Step 4 - Wait _____________________________________________________ Nutrition Facts - No calories No fat 100 grams stress 1 kg weed _____________________________________________________ A BTS Crackfiction. (DD/MM/YYYY) Started on 16/7/20 Ended on ??/??/??

One dark night when the moon was far, around the corner was a the Gold Road Bar. A door was opened, a drink was served, and a girl was left without a word.

Short stories?

it's been a year since pomjucie (or pam) and mountain dew (or Dennis) broke up pomjuice has fallen for some one else but what he doesn't know is that his best friend grapefruit (Gerald) is crushing on him and then there's grapefruit twin brother cranberry juice(carter ) who's dating ______ and coffee they are currently narrating this story thanks coffe- This is just a joke story-

A man and his friends are big fans of the popular drink, MOUNATAIN DEW. So they travel out and find a light green lake with a great taste.

Juliet Heere has a good life with her parents, Jeremy and Christine Heere. However, Juliet soon loses her mom in a "staging accident" and decides to take a certain pill to change her life for the better. Done as a request for ChillFanGirl on FanFiction.net!

I have urges

Lyla believes she talks too much and is determined to quit talking altogether. She learns a lot when her wish comes true.

THIS STORY IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT KILL ME

Imagine having your whole life crumble apart in the span of a 24 hours. Your friends and family ripped away from you, the entire world going into a dark and calamitous ruin. Well, for Jeremy Heere and his best friend, Michael Mell, they don't have to imagine. It's their reality. The state of New Jersey goes into a wide spread panic after the news that the Apocalypse has started. Zombies roam the streets, numbers climbing higher and higher each day. Doing their best to survive, the two best friends fend for their families and each other. Then Jeremy sustains an injury that could change the course of everything. Out of fear for their friendship, he hides it from Michael. As they try to adapt to these turn of events, Michael and Jeremy realize that maybe their practice of destroying Nintendo Zombies wasn't going to be enough to keep them alive. (We do not own Be More Chill or any of the characters!! Virge, however, did create the amazing art used for the cover of this story!!)

Everybody hates Pinky and after he goes too far MaoMao finally decides to remove him from Pure Heart Valley

A series of fluffy, angsty one shots because the world can never have too much Boyf riends! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BE MORE CHILL, ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, OR ANY OF THE FANART I USE IN THIS BOOK Enjoy :D