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What!? Voldemort wants a moustache!? Has the world come to an end? Read and find out. ONE SHOT COMPLETE VERY FUNNY Can't stop laughing while I am writing this

Nestled amidst the breathtaking landscapes of the Himalayas, Moustache Koksar Luxuria offers an unparalleled blend of luxury and adventure for discerning travelers seeking an unforgettable experience. Situated in the serene town of Koksar, this exquisite property caters to the desires of modern explorers, providing a sanctuary of comfort amidst the rugged beauty of nature. Luxury permeates every aspect of Moustache Koksar Luxuria, from its elegantly appointed accommodations to its impeccable service. Guests are welcomed into a world of indulgence, where plush beds, contemporary amenities, and stunning views come together to create a haven of relaxation. Whether you choose a cozy room or a spacious suite, every detail is crafted to ensure a truly memorable stay.

Imagine it You're 12 years old You are sleeping happily in the brand-new steve Harvey bed sheets you got for Christmas You hear your door slowly creak open as your half asleep You think it's your dad It's not It's steve He is your hero He slowly crawls in to your bed He begins to remove your night trousers He slowly caresses your bum You feel his voluptuous mustache on the back of your neck He whispers suddenly in your ear WELCOME TO FAMILY FUED he begins to ask you survey questions You answer the questions He then uses his mustache as wings and flies out of your room

Yeah pretty much rewrote my old cringey story from when I was 15 soooo yeah, feel free to compare.