Moustache Stories

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The 17th Century astronomer, Tycho Brahe, lives a peaceful life in Denmark. Everything is so perfect, that his only concerns in life are his immaculate mustache and the stars above. But when a mysterious package comes galloping through his door, Tychos ordinary life is hurled upside down as he embarks on an adventure of a lifetime with a new pet: an alcoholic talking moose. With pirates, miniature penguins and the notorious Moose Mafia planning to take over the whole of the North Pole, it is in the hands (and hooves) of the heroes to save the day.

"you want me to grow a moustache?" "yup" "you do realise I'm a girl and I can't grow a moustache....right?" "I'm sure your birth certificate says otherwise" "maybe but my vagina doesn't" Alaska Peaks is a middle class person, who's friends consist of all boys, has a burning passion for all sports and is practically the meaning of 'one of the guys'.......but what will happen when her middle class life becomes not so middle class Alaska is aggressive, sporty, witty, dirty minded and smart. but one thing she is not is posh. that is until her mom marries a man named Darren Philips who is extremely posh and is forced to move schools and into the upper class life style she is not someone who would associate with being posh. she has never worn a dress or a skirt. her witty comment can come of as rude (which she is not, unless your rude to her) but there is always a guaranteed laugh when that wit shines through she is also an actually legend at football no boy or girl has ever beaten her and is always first picked in P.E although she is very beautiful she has never had a boyfriend......not that they don't try.... hard. she just doesn't have time for one. But what happens when her life doesn't go smoothly in her new posh school. Yeah that's right she meets 3 of the bad boys. Ashton Reed (the joker) Declan O'Mallen (the tough guy) and River Summers (the leader). There not the hot mischievous bad boys though they are the hot feared by all bad boy........ All but Alaska Alaska befriends the 3 bad boys in the weirdest way possible and end up becoming great friend with lots of adventures, jokes, crazy theory's, secrets, drama and ALOT of laughs. Hope you enjoy my book XOX -Bubblegum

Have you ever wondered whether there was something evil walking the earth? Something that hid in the shadows and watched you...just waiting for the right moment. Something so smart and cunning, it stayed in hiding for thousands of years without even leaving the slightest trace. Things never last and your nightmare might be just around the corner.This must sound weird and cryptic but honestly if something happened this life changing to you, you would want to share it also. The name's Carter, Autumn Carter, that sounds pretty average right? It sounds like I live in a picket fence house with a loyal boyfriend and a mother a mile away who cooks apple pie. Well it was sort of like that, before... My life change on that one day and I knew it would never be normal again. What happens when you wake up in the middle of no where with no form of communication? What happens when you have the urge to kill things without any control? What happens...when you realise your not human?

The Drake twins are left alone for the afternoon. When their parents came home, they were welcomed by an usual natural sight.