Moyai Stories

I wrote this as a joke under the dearing request of the holy trinity of dead boom boom edgelord moyai weeb sleep deprived sad emotional sleep deprived eventually emo sighing explosive jellyfish nike simps. Enioy!

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Moyai sad

Hello, I'm Jonathan Smith, soon to be 18, and I would like you to read my account of encountering one of the deadliest creatures that happen to exist on Earth. ***** Many people call me a hoax, that I'm a lying scumbag, but what I saw this week shook me, that it really happened. Join me as I recount my experience with the bloodthirsty moai, and how it changed my life forever.