Mrgarrison Stories

Time For South Park T or D!!! Kyle: Well this is gonna be fun. Stan: Sarcasm? Cartman: Fucking Jew! You can't be sarcastic! Kenny: Wut? Butters: Let's get on with it! I-if that's ok with you Cartman... Cartman: Respect my authoriah! Oh yeah and swearing warning too! I mean it's South Park, right? Ok just read or whatever..

South Park isn't immature enough for you? now you can read this shitty story about SP characters being even more retarded than in the canon! Trigger Warning: very cringe and retarded

Krusty-Krusty Franchises began a new partnership with a large farming conglomerate in the United States. But the company uses a brutal and inhuman approach to meat sources... cannibalism. They don't even have a farm in the US, all their food sources come from Thailand.

Butters Stotch was in love with Wendy Testaburger, obsessed. One night Butters died and when Wendy learns, she stops talking. Six months later Mr. Garrison is sick and nobody shows up to teach them. What happened when Mr. Garrison's eighth grade class decides to run the class by themselves for an entire day? What happens when it so happens to be Eric Cartman's last day in South Park Middle School because he's moving to Hawaii?

While on a field trip, South Park High School's school bus skids on some ice and falls into the deep caves of the Colorado rockies. With no way out and the driver dead they lose all hope of every finding a way out or getting found. No food, No water, just all of the students are their own little tales as they all accept their death and begin to tell each other All Their Little Secrets.

they were right the boys are right

so you all know kenny he dies then come back to life and all that but in this one he avoids death (sorry if you don't like it) but he has a friend name butters he has abusive parents he like to hang around kenny a lot (also kenny Likes butters have fun)

This is about a girl who falls in love with a guy, but realizes soon enough that she had made the wrong choice and ends up going through rough times and then soon finds herself turning the wrong way and making even more bad choices and finds herself alone with nobody to help her. Join Keriska Leevern as she trys to make things better in her life!

It's Prom season at South Park high and all are getting ready. Well, most are. Read as the four South Park boys prepare for Prom and how Stan changed the meaning of friendship. This story is just one single really long one. I'm too lazy to break it down into parts. Also, i'm not that good of a writer. This is my very first fanfiction after all. So please bare with me and my grammatical mistakes. Sorry for the disappointment, and enjoy!

The normal tea of south park

A fictional storyline about two teenage exes and how they rekindle their love during an intimate situation, occurring in a sexual tension between the two teens that reside in southpark; Clyde and Bebe. CLYBE FANFIC

so so horny 😫 😋 *DISCLAIMER* This is all a joke I promise there is no real smut. Sequel to stans daddy issues and gay crisis idk Randy is desperate to get a bj after Sharron says his dick is too small Also garrison is sad they rick thinks he's an asshole

This is a story about my South park OC. It might be cringe it's alr, all my ideas for my character will be here. If my character was ever in the show this is how they would be like! I DO NOT OWN ANY SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS ONLY MY OC

Stan x Wendy. Takes place after season 4 but before season 10. Smut. Please enjoy. And please vote if you did enjoy.

pip was adopted by one direction his sister sold him to one direction . . @homiac is the co-writer of this masterpiece, she also made the cover. she also handmade the among us blue orbs they look amazing. she is forcing me to say this she has a gun to my head please save m ! ! DISCLAIMER: this entire book is a JOKE ! ! istg if this gets more attention and does better than my actual books i work hard on. ACHIEVEMENTS : #1 in #halfwolf = 07/21/23 100 reads = 07/28/23

100% platonic Love Story between baldi's Basics and Mr Garrison

I was told this was a good idea 😭 (I am aware of the sp lore plz don't attack me Ik they are the same person)

Sans loves Harris. but Harris doesn't love sans. until sans' love for Harris becomes a bit too strong. THIS FANFIC IS A JOKE I SWEAR

A fan fiction on how the south park characters Mr Slave and Big gay Al met get ready for a bumpy ride