Mrgarrison Stories

I was told this was a good idea 😭 (I am aware of the sp lore plz don't attack me Ik they are the same person)

Hey y'all! I'm Kat here with a wonderful x reader! Send me requests through messages! I'll do any characters! (Besides Ike and other preschoolers because it makes me uncomfortable.) Imagine getting pregnant, waiting nine months just for the baby to come out and write south park x reader oneshots I do not own South Park ©️ Matt Stone and Trey Parker Art Credit: ©️ ME BITCH don't steal or i'll vore you 😤✊😤

so so horny 😫 😋 *DISCLAIMER* This is all a joke I promise there is no real smut. Sequel to stans daddy issues and gay crisis idk Randy is desperate to get a bj after Sharron says his dick is too small Also garrison is sad they rick thinks he's an asshole

Time For South Park T or D!!! Kyle: Well this is gonna be fun. Stan: Sarcasm? Cartman: Fucking Jew! You can't be sarcastic! Kenny: Wut? Butters: Let's get on with it! I-if that's ok with you Cartman... Cartman: Respect my authoriah! Oh yeah and swearing warning too! I mean it's South Park, right? Ok just read or whatever..

they were right the boys are right

The only South Park fanfic that actually has the feel of South Park. In a classroom lesson gone awry, Mr. Garrison enthusiastically recounts his 2024 presidential campaign, boasting about his controversial executive order to deport immigrants. The students, torn between discomfort and uncertainty, grapple with the implications of their teacher's divisive rhetoric.

South park one shots. They will mostly involve Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan March, Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak. Enjoy!

South Park isn't immature enough for you? now you can read this shitty story about SP characters being even more retarded than in the canon! Trigger Warning: very cringe and retarded

The normal tea of south park

Krusty-Krusty Franchises began a new partnership with a large farming conglomerate in the United States. But the company uses a brutal and inhuman approach to meat sources... cannibalism. They don't even have a farm in the US, all their food sources come from Thailand.

A fictional storyline about two teenage exes and how they rekindle their love during an intimate situation, occurring in a sexual tension between the two teens that reside in southpark; Clyde and Bebe. CLYBE FANFIC

so you all know kenny he dies then come back to life and all that but in this one he avoids death (sorry if you don't like it) but he has a friend name butters he has abusive parents he like to hang around kenny a lot (also kenny Likes butters have fun)

This is a story about my South park OC. It might be cringe it's alr, all my ideas for my character will be here. If my character was ever in the show this is how they would be like! I DO NOT OWN ANY SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS ONLY MY OC

!I do NOT own any of South Park, any of the characters, or the fanart above, although the story is mine and if you wish to repost, GIVE CREDIT!

This is about a girl who falls in love with a guy, but realizes soon enough that she had made the wrong choice and ends up going through rough times and then soon finds herself turning the wrong way and making even more bad choices and finds herself alone with nobody to help her. Join Keriska Leevern as she trys to make things better in her life!

It's Prom season at South Park high and all are getting ready. Well, most are. Read as the four South Park boys prepare for Prom and how Stan changed the meaning of friendship. This story is just one single really long one. I'm too lazy to break it down into parts. Also, i'm not that good of a writer. This is my very first fanfiction after all. So please bare with me and my grammatical mistakes. Sorry for the disappointment, and enjoy!

Sans loves Harris. but Harris doesn't love sans. until sans' love for Harris becomes a bit too strong. THIS FANFIC IS A JOKE I SWEAR

Stan x Wendy. Takes place after season 4 but before season 10. Smut. Please enjoy. And please vote if you did enjoy.