malikofmine
"soooo...you're not my uber driver?"
"no! why would you even think that?"
"well, you did let me in your car and because you have little tissues back here, see they're cute!"
"thanks they are kinda--hey wait a damn second! I did not let you in my car! you just opened the door and let yourself in!"
"mhm it appears that you are a little confused but, let's not fret over the little things muffin, I am in need of a milkshake and as my uber driver you are obligated to take me to the milkshake destination of my choice."
"what-NO, as a complete stranger I am obligated to tell you to leave me alone and get out of my damn car."
"listen muffin, I'm not here to tell you how to do your job or anything, but I'm pretty sure as the customer I should feel safe and welcomed, it'd be really sad if I had to only give you one star..."
"I'm not going to take-"
"Muffin, enough arguing. I have places to be, people to get rid of, a life to live and at the rate you're moving us we'll never get anything done!"
"you're insane!"
"Mhm, it appears so. Now let's hit the road muffin. After we get some killer milkshakes we're going to have to stop at walmart to pick up a bodybag, glitter and some rope."