Mulaney Stories

The year is 2025. 23 year old Christine is a struggling university student. One year ago, she moved from her home country Denmark, to the big New York City, together with her best friend Jacob, hoping for a new and adventurous life. On the side of studying English, Christine is a regular trumpetist at a local jazz-club, and is also slowly beginning a career in stand up comedy. Her popularity rises immensely when she is asked to become an opening act for the one and only Pete Davidson's comedy show. She accepts the opportunity, and begins touring with Pete. Pete and Christine become friends, which leads her to meet and become friends with other comedians, most importantly, John Mulaney. Christine has been a big Mulaney fan for years, so it is completely surreal to her. John is happily married to his wife, Anna, but something about this young girl attracts him. One drunk mistake leads to another, and John and Christine and up having an affair. They are both really appealed to it, very deeply into it, and very attracted to each other. They know that it has to end at some point, but they can't seem to call it quits. It was the worst mistake Christine ever made. What happens if Anna founds out?

Comedian, Actor, Former Alter Boy, Tall Child, Sassy Asian Woman. What is it like to be adopted by the person described above and his sassy Jewish wife? Meet Adeline... a 4 year old girl who is found by John Mulaney on the streets of New York City. This is her story, not yours. But this story is also fiction. You know what, I'm getting ahead of myself here. Just act like Adeline is you if you need to, alright? I'm not gonna change the entire book for you I literally spent days writing it. I mean it's my fantasy to be adopted by John too but you don't see me throwing in Y/N's all over the place because that's not how I write alright gimme some respect. You're probably like "you're harping on this here, author..." I'm not mad about it, I'm a good natured woman! I'm getting worked up about this just enjoy the book please.

John had been judged his whole life for his feminine hips and it made him very self-conscious. He was severely bullied in school and struggled with his mental health. Until one day a new guy came along and accepted him despite his flaws. How will this dude change John's whole perspective on life and will he get hurt along the way?

(NOTE: This is a PLATONIC relationship. That means no romance! Sorry!!) Aria Hall is a junior at North Grad High School, but let's just say she's not the normal student. To other students, she's seen as a teacher's pet, to her friends, she seen as broken. But to her teachers... she is kind and mature. As an only child, Aria is not too keen on having a lot of friends. She has two close friends who aren't involved in the same stuff she is. She's in choir and on the swim team, but somehow she doesn't feel like she fits into those groups. After school, she is usually seen with her two favorite history teachers, Mr. Peterson and Mr. Decker, before she runs off to swim practice. If she doesn't swim, she stays at school for as long as can. When Aria's English teacher leaves in November to chase her dream job, Mr. John Mulaney steps in. Aria, already knowing the comedian turned high school English teacher, is shocked, and her battle for achieving teacher favoritism becomes her hardest battle yet.

Im in love with a comedian

Your coma patient is John Mulaney. He doesn't know you, and you don't know him. But you've seen him on t.v a few times and feel like maybe....there's something....more between you? You need to focus on your job you don't have time for relationships. Maybe.... -short and quick story

Genevieve Evans is an up-and-coming voice actor, who recently scored two roles on the Netflix show "Big Mouth"- playing a kid and a hormone monstress. She is the new love interest of Andrew, voiced by John Mulaney. But she's also John's new love interest. But will her troubled past with abusive relationships stand in the way of them? NOTE: This story will also change the plot of the Netflix show Big Mouth!

Evan Gan

When Drew Gooden and friend Danny Gonzalez finds well-known comedian John Mulaney drunk at a house party, they can only hope that this will be their chance to finally chat with sit down with one of their heroes. Unfortunately, their interaction with John doesn't go quite as planned... Thank you @ma2limbo for beta reading and being my Assistant Author in Crime™ Super cool cover by @diwatera

It's Christmas time and your single as can be. Seeing all your old friends do fun holiday activities is making you sick. While making a late night cookie dough run you find a French bull dog who looks quite familiar to you but you can't put your finger on who it is. You give a call to it's owner and when the owner happens to be John Mulaney things get a little crazy. You kiss in the heat of the moment and figure you'll never each other again. But when you show up to work the next day and Johns your new boss you too try to work out whatever is happening with the both of you, while trying to finish this big holiday project by Christmas Day.

Imagines with people I like 😳💕 this is just a causal book but feel free to request

❝ and if my wishes came true, it would've been you ❞ ----------- i tried. READER: enby. they/them. JOHN: male. he/him.

You bump into your celebrity crush John Mulaney on the streets of New York. John and Anna are no longer together. And your crush on John has never been bigger. Could you be something more? Find out after reading Bad idea.

three hot male comedians get themselves into trouble after a comedy set. what will happen? will they fall in love? will they have their hearts broken? find out in this romantic comedy starring bo burnham, pete davidson, and john mulaney. (guest starring annmarie tendler and some y/n one shots!)

When a hotshot Hollywood director drops a mismatched cast of egotistical, washed-up, and clueless actors into a real jungle conflict zone to film the ultimate war movie, the line between performance and survival disappears fast. Chris Hemsworth channels his most extreme method acting, Pedro Pascal battles his fading fame, Donald Glover tries to juggle rap stardom with jungle warfare, and newbie Noah Centineo is the only one actually prepared for combat - if anyone will listen. With a drug-addled Jack Black left behind, a ruthless studio exec pushing for ratings, and a militia led by a karaoke-obsessed warlord ready to turn them into real casualties, this crew's out of their depth in every possible way. Get ready for explosive action, outrageous comedy, and a savage Hollywood satire where the cameras never stop rolling - but the danger just might.

John Mulaney (yes that John Mulaney) is your English Professor. Nothing to see here. Just normal teacher and student interactions. Until you start to find Mr.Mulaney incredibly attractive. Can you two keep this a secret?

A changing narrative story, peyton and john meet on their SNL job, and things are bound to happen. it's a fan fiction. This had also kinda turned into a father story. Of Charlotte Mulaney, with her mother being mostly absent, John takes it upon himself to be the best father he can be alone. here's a snibbit: "What do you mean. We're "office buddies" remember? I don't want to take your life-" "Damnit John, I'm in love with you! Happy?! I said it. I can't imagine my life with out you. Does that calculate in your head of awesomeness?" 'Awesomeness' is what tips it off that she's still drunk. But the worst part is, that I want it to be true. #1 in new in town PS. If you know who i am keep scrolling😊