Mullets Stories

Join my 80s blonde mullet cult. Or don't. It's your choice.

Note: Some folks in my life understand that the ending of this very silly poem is regarding "good vs bad" teaming up together and not anti-LGBTQ. Some folks feel that it is very anti-LGBTQ. I wrote this when I was about 12, and that "stuff" (ie, hating people who just want to love & be loved) was on my mind. I am a part of the LGBTQ community, and in no way, shape, or form is this meant to be a stab against LGBTQ folks.

Literally the stupidest smut moments ever

you met Dave after his shift at the pizzarea. and u pet his mullet. :D

It was a tale as old as time... She was the school nerd. He was the high-school jock with the sweetest mullet in town. True as it can be, barely even friends... fate found a way to bring them both together.

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen and God help anyone who disrespected his queen [I'd say its all a joke but it's pure literary art edgar allan poe is shaking]

Carl Grimmes, a young boy on the search for love in the apocalypse

Yes the title is the Mullet and it's a humor/horror story. Henley Reece tells the story of how one bad haircut can lead to many disasters. Such as all her friends dying and how they're trapped in their school until there is a lone survivor.

dogs with mullets being kool dudes NO FURRY SEX!!!!

Um, request please? I don't do readers x whoever, but like any other ship I'm down for. Super gay oneshotssss. Some may be smut some may not be. Ima do my best y'all.

Even tho Brady could not spell together he knew deep down he was in love with his bestfriends (Stanton and Jacobe) but how will he tell them now. The war separated them all. They were all posted in different countries. Would their love stop the war or will it make them perish.

This is for all the dumb, idiotic, or just plain stupid stories from behind thy Author's head. If you're looking for a stupid story, you found the perfect place, fellow candy rapper! If you say these stories are stupid while reading. You clearly were thinking about chicken wings while reading this description.