Mumbojumbo Stories

°×𝐻𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑡𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑓𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑦 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟×° Han Jihye, better known for her YouTuber name CraftyPixie or shortly Pixie, has been a member of Hermitcraft SMP ever since season 4- known for her insane building talent as well her menace/gremlin personality. What the world doesn't know is that Jihye is the older sister of HAN of Stray Kids....and has been secretly dating Bang Chan ever since 2021. When a blurry photo of Chan and Jihye spreads across Twitter, Jihye is soon faced with a choice: continue to hide everything like she's been doing for years.....or finally reveal everything to her fellow Hermits and the world.

I'll probably add more #s later on. Each hermit and species and possible ships I may do; BdoubleO100 ~ Human ~ Ethubs Cubfan135 ~ Vex hybrid ~ ??? Docm77 ~ Creeper/Goat hybrid ~??? EthosLab ~ Watcher ~ Ethubs, Boat boys FalseSymmetry ~ Human ~ ??? GeminiTay ~ Deer hybrid ~ Shiny Duo GoodTimesWithScar ~ Vex hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian Grian ~Watcher/(disguise) Parrot hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Grumbo, Skyblings, Mumscarian Hypnotizd ~ Hypnotiser (Idk...) ~ ??? iJevin ~ Slime hybrid ~ Maybe Jevin X Cleo /p (IDK the name) impulseSV ~ Demon ~ Skizzpulse JoeHills ~ Human ~ Cleo X Joe /p Keralis ~ Shape shifter ~ Papa K x Dadsuma MumboJumbo ~ Vampire ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian, Grumbo PearlescentMoon ~ Moth hybrid ~ Shiny Duo, Skyblings Rendog ~ Wolf hybrid ~ Treebark Skizzleman ~ Angel ~ Skizzpulse SmallishBeans ~ Alien ~ Jizzie, Boat Boys TangoTek ~ Nether hybrid ~ Zed X Tango VintageBeef ~ Vampire ~ ??? Welsknight ~ Human ~ N/A Helsknight ~ Human ~ Exhels xBCrafted ~ Gaurdian Hybrid ~ ??? Xisumavoid ~ Voidwalker ~ Dadsuma x Papa K EvilX ~ Voidwalker ~ Exhels Zedaph ~ Goat hybrid ~ Tango x Zed ZombieCleo ~ Zombie ~ Cleo X Joe /p, Jevin x Cleo /p

where robot grian learns to be a human in all sense of the word even falling in love with the boundary he wasn't supposed to cross.

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

Oneshot books on the life series! (The cover does not belong to me, credit to its owner!) Third Life (TL) Last Life (LL) Double Life (DL) Limited Life (¡LL¡) Secret Life (SL) Wild Life (WL) Past Life (PL) Contains: Angst, fluff (NO SMUT/LIME) Some ships! (Only the In Game Personas) Requests can be given!

ART BY DOODY & MARUU ON WEBTOON/TUMBLR GO READ THEIR STORY. ITS AMAZING. A few months ago, Scar and his best friend Cub acted on a crazy idea that they believed would help the city, which led to Scar becoming HotGuy, a sort of superhero/vigilante who works alone, protecting the city nightly. Behind the scenes, however, he's a cat-loving architecture professor, who's lived in Hermit City long enough to know all of the villains and their M.O.s. Or, so he thought. When HotGuy comes across an avian mercenary one day while he's on duty, he is thoroughly confused as to why they seem to serve no one but themselves. He's even more anxious to figure out who - or what - they really are when he sees them use inhuman abilities. Something large is stirring in Hermit City, and two enemies must put aside their morals and differences and work together to save the city. This is technically a Scarian ship fic but nothing super serious between them is gonna happen until the next two books. ty guys sm for 666 reads! Lmao

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

Literally the tittle TRIGGER WARNINGS abuse mental health issues bad copeing skills schools parental issues and others i cant think of but read with caution

The council has finally met the mysterious watcher Astaria and they have a few questions about everything she seems to know and how powerful she seems to be. Even more threats are on the horizon for the council of the Main City and they haven't seen the High Leader since before they got sent to the alternate reality. Grian needs to be careful as a familiar face might be just around the corner playing a bigger role in this than he thought. Book 4 of 'When the Past Comes Back to Haunt Us' Next: Grian Previous: Error

Pearl finds herself completely alone on the server, after having defeated everyone in war. The thrill of battle has vanished, and the feeling of emptiness is slowly settling in. Mistakes cannot be undone, they say. But what if they could? What if Pearl was offered to travel back in time...? --- Cover by @BotatoHATEScheese

Hi, I gave up on my last book so here's another haha. Inspired by: Watchers downfall ATUS (And the universe shifts) Go check em out Photo off google, edited it a bit.

Some hermitcraft stories. happy to take requests :D. Photo is not mine full creds to the creator(tell me and I will put your name here)

Lanira, a young merling girl who loved the idea of exploring the land of her server. Finally gets the chance along with seeing her first sunrise. Little did she know Watchers had came onto the server and when she discovers a portal with her sister Kana, the Admin, everything goes down hill. Later she ends up in a new server. Hermitcraft where she meets another who's experienced everything she's going through. Maybe she'll find another found family, and allow the sun to set on the events she holds too close to her heart. There will be no relationships between the oc and a Canon characters besides Familial ones. May have slight shipping between Canon characters though they are not the content creators. If this occurs then it'll be mostly wholesome with a bit of angst, because that's what us writers do. I am very new to the fandom having joined S8, since this is based of S7 with the base knowledge I have from a bit of Grian, Mumbo, Scar, and Xisuma content, and the many fanfics I have read. So bear with me of it's not really following anything about S7. I have a life and writing on my sites has kinda dwindled. So updates may be slow.

[Sirenic has joined the game] all the hermits of season 6 reeled when they saw the message, after all, a war just started. Grian quickly searched the spawn and found the new hermit, but how, and why was she here? find out more here i take in thier minecraft personas, not thier IRL person, i do not own them, neither do i own the cover.

Talons used to be known as an extinct species, what if the members of Hermitcraft, find out most of them are one? From a Watcher Talon to a Herobrine Talon, the possibilities are endless, but danger is out there for them. Controlling there Talon forms would be the main problem, as all Talon have one, alongside small wings, in there normal forms.

The sun begins to lay itself to sleep, covering the sky in pinks and oranges like its own Celestial blanket. The once thrashing ocean, now calmed by the moon's lullaby, gently laps against the wooden structure. Hues of blue and green fade into inky purple as the caption stares into the water, listening to the story told by Pearl while they sip on bubbling glasses of whiskey. But right at the peak of his friends Captivating tale, something catches his eyes from the depth of the watercolor sea... was the Alcohol getting to him, or did he see shines of red and yellow from within the sea? . . . Or: siren!Grian and pirate!scar!! This will be mostly fluff, maybe a bit of hurt/comfort. NO SMUT!! This probably won't be completely accurate to how pirate shit actually works but it's fantasy so who cares. MINECRAFT PERSONAS ONLY, WE DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE As an aside, scar can walk via strength potions in this fic

i need somewhere to keep all this no shipping srry lots of au content probably maybe if thats what ur into ig art on the cover's mine, and any art featured here will probably be mine unless stated otherwise. taanks

RISE OF PARROT ON AO3 US THE OFFICAL STORY. MY PARTNER AND I ARE WORKING ON IT !! closse ups into certain cats, why they way they are what they have passed. DISCLAIMER. EVERYTBING WRITTEN ITS ABOUT THE MCYT PERSONAS. NOT THE ACTUAL PPL. IT WILL BE VERY BIG OOC FOR SOME CHARACTERS. WARNING FOR: DEATH MILD GORE ANGST. crossed platform on a03 :3 OTHER INFO!! tumblr: herm1tclan If you wanna make your own story base of the au use the tag "hcxwc" so I can see it :D

Random Hermitcraft and Lastlife Oneshots along with some 3rd Life :D give me some suggestions pleaaase!!

Grian pressed a button. That's how the shenanigans started. Then he has to learn how to deal with the consequences, and those consequences come in the form of child hermits. Thankfully he's not alone, but he is in a lot of trouble, and he needs to figure out a plan to bring them back to human form, while simultaneously dealing with kids along with the other 7 adult hermits. That plan leads him to empires and well... things don't entirely go perfectly. Inspired by Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeochiAkechi24