Mumbojumbo Stories

Gem only recently discovered who she really is, the princess of Eremita. With her coronation in only a week, she has to adapt to her new life quickly. As the threat of war creeps ever closer Gem is forced to step into her role as princess as the fate of the kingdom depends on it. Pearl is the newly appointed handmaiden to the princess. She was resentful at first because the royal family were the ones keeping her and her brother enslaved, but soon she realized that not every royal is all that bad. Princess Gem is so nice to her even after finding out about her wings. When her brother is planning the assassination, of the Princess, she's caught between her best friend and her family.

Mumbo finds a wild macaw and a new friend

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

In the hermit's universe, everyone, and I mean everyone, has magical powers. Some might call them gifts. While most powers are goodhearted and fun, there are few that are dangerous and malicious. But what happens when something unwanted comes to the server and abuses the hermits powers for evil... ? Or: Grian's a bird Iskall's possessed False is sus Stress is stressed And team ZIT has a hell of a bad time Season 7 setting 21/41 chapters <3 Soe Silver Edits by Lily

"Just like coffee, you keep me up at night" Scarian college/coffee shop au inspired by "Smells Like Coffee" and "Tastes Like Coffee" by @ThatOneWaterCat go check em out their writing is pristine so here's my sad attempt at a slow burn fanfic not shipping them irl obviously thats weird feel free to vote, comment, whatever, it makes me feel better about myself (if you enjoy my writing of course) stupid little idiots fall in love or something i'm sure the majority of this is written while i'm completely sleep deprived and barely functioning as a human being so excuse any typos or grammatical errors i also apologize for any huge chunks of just text im doing my best to divide it up start: july 7, 2023

They kept telling themselves that it wasn't real But deep down they knew There was only one way to keep it from becoming reality I LOVE hermitcraft murder mystery and there isn't enough on wattpad. So here's a fluff author's take on it!

It's a new year at UA and the Hermits, being born into the world of MHA must now take thier chances to become the number 1 hero. i do not own the Hermits, they are thier own people, so no ships, this is Hermits in MHA. and Watcher!Grian is not a thing. Plus, Cover is by Indigosilver and LunyaVioletBlue! Go check out Indigo's Camp Hermit Blood series! As well as Lunya's great works. Tell them how amazing they are in the comments please!

The timer ticked down. Copper specks are flying everywhere. Hermits are either injured or coppered. There are some survivors, but not all are gathered together. Only a few are on their own. Grian and a few of the surviors are trying to come up with a plan to end the copper but are not aware that there are other survivors. Communicators are of no help due to not knowing who all is still here. Scar right now is not here and is going to be away for a while. Will he return and be able to save his friends? Will the survivors be able to stop this Copper Apocalypse, or will they all be copper? Only time and fate will tell.

Grian, Scar and Mumbo just meant to go and deliver late birthday gifts but ended up coming back home with a heavily traumatized teenager. So after learning the truth behind everything that happened on the Dream SMP they refuse to let him go back. Can the Hermits help Tommy recover or will the members of the Dream SMP get him back? [Sort of a spin off of Welcome Home Theseus as in it's nearly the same AU but some things have been changed.] [I'm ok with fanart, fan stories and anything like that but please don't commit plagiarism and alert me if you do make something because I would love to see what you guys have done!] [Cross posted from AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33295180/chapters/82676479] [Links: YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@blueinnit1972 TikTok where I post edits and sneak peeks to upcoming chapters: tiktok.com/@blueinnit3 Tumblr: http://tommyinnit-simp-95.tumblr.com]

An argument between the Architechs leaves Mumbo alone and afraid. Cub and Scar take him in. Now the server has to stop a full on capitalism war. Can they do it before someone gets hurt, or worse? - - - Thank you to AC (@ausforyou) for helping me plan these chapters and come up with names! I wouldn't have been able to get it done this quick without her This is the first story I've actually planned, all the others I've just kind of winged it.

A tragedy, a fire and an invite led Grian to move to a town called, Hermitville. None of these characters are mine. This is inspired by all the hero aus I have read. May contain some ocs, swearing, violence and cringe. SLOW UPDATES! Written by Bannoot and Hallo72

The 3 lands, humans, witches, and hybrids have never gotten along. Separated by borders and rules, no one was allowed to have any kind of cross-border relationship. Groups have tried to break through in the past, only to be pushed back and become followers once more. That is, until a group of teens meet up in the secret passages their ancestors once walked through. What shall become of their journeys? ~*~ (there will be shipping in this book and also mentions of heavy topics (ex: gore, abuse, slavery, etc))

The platform fell silent. Silly stepped forward, her voice cutting through the Hermits like a blade. "Breaking and entering. Burglary. Unlawful alteration of timelines." The crowd shifted uneasily. Scar's smile faltered. Mumbo's brow creased. But Silly wasn't finished. Her gaze swept over them-cold, merciless. A stunned hush rippled outward. Then she said it-clear, final, devastating: "He is the infamous villain... the World Destroyer: Grian." Every Hermit froze. Scar whispered, "You're lying." Mumbo stepped forward, shaking. "You don't know him." Xisuma's jaw tightened. "This isn't Grian." But Silly only stared back at them, unblinking. "Then where is he?" And that was the moment- the breathless, terrifying moment- when they all realized: Grian was gone. And CHRONOS had come to claim him. Or A long-running 'what if' fic connecting all Grian lore into a single theory, asking-and answering-who Grian really is. Cross posted on A03 Art by GPT. If you want that changed, I will.

The virus, Purple Spreading Virus, PSV-7 Symptoms: •Contorted vocals •Slow reaction to everything •Becomes aggressive without a reason •Slowly makes eyes glow purple after a few weeks of getting infected •Slowly corrupts your skin and glitches, defects you out ~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~ This story is a Virus AU of Hermitcraft Season 7! I would highly recommend watching anyone that's uploading Hermitcraft episodes since it's all so good! The title of this book is suggested to me by Bean on Discord and I stuck with it! This is all work of fanfiction and will only be using the Hermits' Minecraft personas! I hope you all enjoy! (Cover of the book made by me.)

When something strange happens to the elytra, Xisuma starts to wonder if something is going wrong. Then someone dies, nothing out of the ordinary, but they disappear. Xisuma worries that something worse is coming, and he might not be able to stop it. Warning!: Contains mild violence and some blood. Content may not be appropriate for young children.

So this is a book about two best friends meeting their favourite YouTuber at an unexpected time in a unexpected area. There won't be much detail, but just have fun reading the book. By the way, my friend was the one who dreamt this, I'm just expanding on the storyline because why not. UPDATE: okay... so at this point this book is no longer just hermitcraft and neither are majority Dari's dream... some are mine ^^; but in general this book would still be in the same universe it won't be oneshot or anything but there are no genuine storyline and this book was just for fun. It will focus on Hermitcraft half of the time but other youtubers such as Dream, GeorgeNotFound and BadBoyHalo would be involved as well. I'm really sorry if this was not the book you wanted, dear readers, but regardless hope you enjoy! ^^

Sixteen hermits settle down in a far away campsite for their two-week vacation, having only one day to enjoy before disaster strikes. Each day, people die. It isn't long until the hermits figure out there's a murderer among them. The thing is, what they're experiencing isn't what they think it is, but only one person is aware of that. Can they save everyone before death awaits them, or will they take advantage of the power they hold? Beware of cringe because I wrote this a while ago ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

DISCLAIMER THIS STORY IS WRITTEN BY AN INTROJECT FROM HERMITCRAFT ABOUT THE TIMELINE MOST OF OUR HERMITS ARE FROM!! We are part of a system and have multiple Hermitcraft fictives. Most of our hermit fictives are from an au where Mumbo Jumbo becomes mayor. This story will talk about the au in detail. Some parts may be left out as our timeline involves a lot of violence. List of possible triggers - Manipulation - Gaslighting - Physical Violence and threats - Description of wounds and blood - Death - Suicide - Extreme anger - Sexual threats and violence Most chapters won't contain warnings unless they are extreme.

(I own le cover)In a peaceful season 7 world- *sounds of Bdubs screaming at doc and mumbo jumping out of a tree* in a CRAZY world of hermitcraft season 7, I give you, my trash. But trash beautiful. (Help)