Mumbojumbo Stories

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

°×𝐻𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑡𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑓𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑦 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟×° Han Jihye, better known for her YouTuber name CraftyPixie or shortly Pixie, has been a member of Hermitcraft SMP ever since season 4- known for her insane building talent as well her menace/gremlin personality. What the world doesn't know is that Jihye is the older sister of HAN of Stray Kids....and has been secretly dating Bang Chan ever since 2021. When a blurry photo of Chan and Jihye spreads across Twitter, Jihye is soon faced with a choice: continue to hide everything like she's been doing for years.....or finally reveal everything to her fellow Hermits and the world.

I'll probably add more #s later on. Each hermit and species and possible ships I may do; BdoubleO100 ~ Human ~ Ethubs Cubfan135 ~ Vex hybrid ~ ??? Docm77 ~ Creeper/Goat hybrid ~??? EthosLab ~ Watcher ~ Ethubs, Boat boys FalseSymmetry ~ Human ~ ??? GeminiTay ~ Deer hybrid ~ Shiny Duo GoodTimesWithScar ~ Vex hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian Grian ~Watcher/(disguise) Parrot hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Grumbo, Skyblings, Mumscarian Hypnotizd ~ Hypnotiser (Idk...) ~ ??? iJevin ~ Slime hybrid ~ Maybe Jevin X Cleo /p (IDK the name) impulseSV ~ Demon ~ Skizzpulse JoeHills ~ Human ~ Cleo X Joe /p Keralis ~ Shape shifter ~ Papa K x Dadsuma MumboJumbo ~ Vampire ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian, Grumbo PearlescentMoon ~ Moth hybrid ~ Shiny Duo, Skyblings Rendog ~ Wolf hybrid ~ Treebark Skizzleman ~ Angel ~ Skizzpulse SmallishBeans ~ Alien ~ Jizzie, Boat Boys TangoTek ~ Nether hybrid ~ Zed X Tango VintageBeef ~ Vampire ~ ??? Welsknight ~ Human ~ N/A Helsknight ~ Human ~ Exhels xBCrafted ~ Gaurdian Hybrid ~ ??? Xisumavoid ~ Voidwalker ~ Dadsuma x Papa K EvilX ~ Voidwalker ~ Exhels Zedaph ~ Goat hybrid ~ Tango x Zed ZombieCleo ~ Zombie ~ Cleo X Joe /p, Jevin x Cleo /p

Hotguy is Hermit City's newest hero, and everyone seems to love him. Well, almost everyone. Grian can't stand the city's newest "personal military member". When his younger brother almost gets killed just for being an avian, maybe those Dogwarts "Terrorist" don't look so bad... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I really tried to make this description/title decent, but I don't think it worked. And let's not even talk about the cover... This is gonna be book 1 in this AU. Enjoy!

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten is here, and so are two new Hermits! They don't know of the horrors the Entity brought to Hermitcraft, only a bit of what their friends have told them. Joel is one of those new Hermits. He's had a great time! Started building a cyberpunk and Japanese themed base, right near all of his close friends. But, when the Being comes back even smarter, and stronger, old wounds reopen, and panic builds. And Joel's biggest secret might just be what can save them all. I hope you enjoy! And don't forget to follow @Roxy-Rox0!! (Reading the first book isn't necessary, but I do recommend it!) Started Writing/Planning: September 19, 2024 First Published: September 22, 2024 Finished Writing: Finished Publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in ethoslab October 3rd, 2024 #1 in tangotek October 28, 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans October 4th, 2024 #1 in bdoubleo100 October 4th, 2024 #1 in zedaphplays October 4th, 2024 #1 in ijevin October 24, 2024 #1 in mumbojumbo November 8, 2024 #1 in vintagebeef December 11, 2024 #1 theentity December 28th, 2024 #1 in welsknight February 22nd, 2025 #2 in pearlescentmoon December 28th, 2024 #2 in xisumavoid December 28th, 2024 #4 in geminitay December 11, 2024 #5 in xisumavoid October 4th, 2024 #5 in watchers November 17th, 2024

!!cover art not mine!! !!This is crossposted on AO3!! Uhh yeah so I made a oneshot book! I might collab with some people at some points but I definitely take requests! Love ya 😚✌️ #1 in Hermittpad as of 10/23/22 and 11/10/22 and 6/7/23 #14 in Scarian as of 8/21/22 #20 in Shipping as of 1/30/23 #4 in hurtnocomfort as of 8/20/22 #2 in hurtnocomfort as of 10/4/22 #2 in Cubfan (for some reason??) #1 in Iskall85 (why?) #1 in Falsesymmetry #1 in hurtnocomfort as of 2/12/23 #1 in MumboJumbo as of 3/15/23 #1 in StressMonster as of 5/13/23

where robot grian learns to be a human in all sense of the word even falling in love with the boundary he wasn't supposed to cross.

To be a listener, to be a watcher, to be a player. Can one really choose? especially one that has had a hidden life, until one certain armored person just "pops" his way in a place he most likely should not be. Grian knew there was no going back, no matter what. the cover will change, just, give me a second.

The feathered man fell from the sky. To not continue his life. Yet he does not die. But only finds confusion and strife. The nicest vex, having his friend almost slain. He takes a break, and has his friend turn into his date. The Vex vows for investigation to find who had done it with that disdain. Though it will be tough, along for the ride, having his new mate. Grian's life was a mess, having fallen down from some scaffolding and losing his memory, he takes an interest in Scar. Scar, having a new clingy buddy, has to find out who shot Grian, and bring them to justice, all while juggling a practical baby, and his job. The first in the ~Fallen Feathers~ series. ~Scaredy Cat~ is a prequel/spin off. ~Diamond Dust~ is a spin off. ~Finding Father~ is the sequel to this. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to Earl (@198989898) on Twitter/X.

Cover by pea_404 on instagram Grian did his best to hide himself from the Watchers, but they've figured out how he hid, and now they've put Grian and his friends in a seemingly endless loop of death games called the Life Series. With growing desperation and new feelings for one of his friends, can he manage to use his power to free them? This is 100% a desertduo romantic ship fic. Also there's some flower husbands in the TWATW chapter >w<

Some hermitcraft stories. happy to take requests :D. Photo is not mine full creds to the creator(tell me and I will put your name here)

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

i need somewhere to keep all this no shipping srry lots of au content probably maybe if thats what ur into ig art on the cover's mine, and any art featured here will probably be mine unless stated otherwise. taanks

Oneshot books on the life series! (The cover does not belong to me, credit to its owner!) Third Life (TL) Last Life (LL) Double Life (DL) Limited Life (¡LL¡) Secret Life (SL) Wild Life (WL) Past Life (PL) Contains: Angst, fluff (NO SMUT/LIME) Some ships! (Only the In Game Personas) Requests can be given!

ART BY DOODY & MARUU ON WEBTOON/TUMBLR GO READ THEIR STORY. ITS AMAZING. A few months ago, Scar and his best friend Cub acted on a crazy idea that they believed would help the city, which led to Scar becoming HotGuy, a sort of superhero/vigilante who works alone, protecting the city nightly. Behind the scenes, however, he's a cat-loving architecture professor, who's lived in Hermit City long enough to know all of the villains and their M.O.s. Or, so he thought. When HotGuy comes across an avian mercenary one day while he's on duty, he is thoroughly confused as to why they seem to serve no one but themselves. He's even more anxious to figure out who - or what - they really are when he sees them use inhuman abilities. Something large is stirring in Hermit City, and two enemies must put aside their morals and differences and work together to save the city. This is technically a Scarian ship fic but nothing super serious between them is gonna happen until the next two books. ty guys sm for 666 reads! Lmao

RISE OF PARROT ON AO3 US THE OFFICAL STORY. MY PARTNER AND I ARE WORKING ON IT !! closse ups into certain cats, why they way they are what they have passed. DISCLAIMER. EVERYTBING WRITTEN ITS ABOUT THE MCYT PERSONAS. NOT THE ACTUAL PPL. IT WILL BE VERY BIG OOC FOR SOME CHARACTERS. WARNING FOR: DEATH MILD GORE ANGST. crossed platform on a03 :3 OTHER INFO!! tumblr: herm1tclan If you wanna make your own story base of the au use the tag "hcxwc" so I can see it :D

Big thanks to @HaydenFlames for always helping me with these I will TRY my best to match all of the hermits personalities best I can, I'm sorry if this turns out more head cannon then it should be. I don't watch all the hermits, so I will less likely do the ones I don't know of > no smut > fluff welcome > angst is more then welcome > requests are OPEN Warnings: any warnings Ship: the ship that may or may not be there Words: the amount of words Dissapointment level: woops

grian's been running, all his life he's been running from the watchers after all he doesn't want to except his fate, he's always been stubborn, sure he enjoyed a little chaos but he never liked violence, not like them anyway He and his friends land in another death game, secret life, but this time something's different, they have secret tasks?

[cover by KevlarKompass, written by KevlarKompass, EyelessPhantom and Erickatya85] Grian and Xisuma, a ghost/monster hunting duo and pair of inseparable best friends, go on one of their usual 'adventures' and run into a bit more than they bargained for. [ships: Taurian, Grumbo, Taurtis/Mumbo, Grisuma]

fandoms (to be updated): hermitcraft ships (to be updated): scarian