Истории Mumbojumbo

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten is here, and so are two new Hermits! They don't know of the horrors the Entity brought to Hermitcraft, only a bit of what their friends have told them. Joel is one of those new Hermits. He's had a great time! Started building a cyberpunk and Japanese themed base, right near all of his close friends. But, when the Being comes back even smarter, and stronger, old wounds reopen, and panic builds. And Joel's biggest secret might just be what can save them all. I hope you enjoy! And don't forget to follow @Roxy-Rox0!! (Reading the first book isn't necessary, but I do recommend it!) Started Writing/Planning: September 19, 2024 First Published: September 22, 2024 Finished Writing: Finished Publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in ethoslab October 3rd, 2024 #1 in tangotek October 28, 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans October 4th, 2024 #1 in bdoubleo100 October 4th, 2024 #1 in zedaphplays October 4th, 2024 #1 in ijevin October 24, 2024 #1 in mumbojumbo November 8, 2024 #1 in vintagebeef December 11, 2024 #1 theentity December 28th, 2024 #1 in welsknight February 22nd, 2025 #2 in pearlescentmoon December 28th, 2024 #2 in xisumavoid December 28th, 2024 #4 in geminitay December 11, 2024 #5 in xisumavoid October 4th, 2024 #5 in watchers November 17th, 2024

The feathered man fell from the sky. To not continue his life. Yet he does not die. But only finds confusion and strife. The nicest vex, having his friend almost slain. He takes a break, and has his friend turn into his date. The Vex vows for investigation to find who had done it with that disdain. Though it will be tough, along for the ride, having his new mate. Grian's life was a mess, having fallen down from some scaffolding and losing his memory, he takes an interest in Scar. Scar, having a new clingy buddy, has to find out who shot Grian, and bring them to justice, all while juggling a practical baby, and his job. The first in the ~Fallen Feathers~ series. ~Scaredy Cat~ is a prequel/spin off. ~Diamond Dust~ is a spin off. ~Finding Father~ is the sequel to this. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to Earl (@198989898) on Twitter/X.

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

I'll probably add more #s later on. Each hermit and species and possible ships I may do; BdoubleO100 ~ Human ~ Ethubs Cubfan135 ~ Vex hybrid ~ ??? Docm77 ~ Creeper/Goat hybrid ~??? EthosLab ~ Watcher ~ Ethubs, Boat boys FalseSymmetry ~ Human ~ ??? GeminiTay ~ Deer hybrid ~ Shiny Duo GoodTimesWithScar ~ Vex hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian Grian ~Watcher/(disguise) Parrot hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Grumbo, Skyblings, Mumscarian Hypnotizd ~ Hypnotiser (Idk...) ~ ??? iJevin ~ Slime hybrid ~ Maybe Jevin X Cleo /p (IDK the name) impulseSV ~ Demon ~ Skizzpulse JoeHills ~ Human ~ Cleo X Joe /p Keralis ~ Shape shifter ~ Papa K x Dadsuma MumboJumbo ~ Vampire ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian, Grumbo PearlescentMoon ~ Moth hybrid ~ Shiny Duo, Skyblings Rendog ~ Wolf hybrid ~ Treebark Skizzleman ~ Angel ~ Skizzpulse SmallishBeans ~ Alien ~ Jizzie, Boat Boys TangoTek ~ Nether hybrid ~ Zed X Tango VintageBeef ~ Vampire ~ ??? Welsknight ~ Human ~ N/A Helsknight ~ Human ~ Exhels xBCrafted ~ Gaurdian Hybrid ~ ??? Xisumavoid ~ Voidwalker ~ Dadsuma x Papa K EvilX ~ Voidwalker ~ Exhels Zedaph ~ Goat hybrid ~ Tango x Zed ZombieCleo ~ Zombie ~ Cleo X Joe /p, Jevin x Cleo /p

The title! Will be updated every day at 12:00 est (Art is NOT mine) FIRST PART IS ON MY PROFILE!!

where robot grian learns to be a human in all sense of the word even falling in love with the boundary he wasn't supposed to cross.

The platform fell silent. Silly stepped forward, her voice cutting through the Hermits like a blade. "Breaking and entering. Burglary. Unlawful alteration of timelines." The crowd shifted uneasily. Scar's smile faltered. Mumbo's brow creased. But Silly wasn't finished. Her gaze swept over them-cold, merciless. A stunned hush rippled outward. Then she said it-clear, final, devastating: "He is the infamous villain... the World Destroyer: Grian." Every Hermit froze. Scar whispered, "You're lying." Mumbo stepped forward, shaking. "You don't know him." Xisuma's jaw tightened. "This isn't Grian." But Silly only stared back at them, unblinking. "Then where is he?" And that was the moment- the breathless, terrifying moment- when they all realized: Grian was gone. And CHRONOS had come to claim him. Or A long-running 'what if' fic connecting all Grian lore into a single theory, asking-and answering-who Grian really is. Cross posted on A03 Art by GPT. If you want that changed, I will.

Well, hello there! This is my Christmas special book and is meant to resemble a Hallmark- hopefully a little less cheesy! It will end once we reach Christmas (or New Years- depends on where I go with it) and I hope that you all stick around for the ride! _________________________________ Grian absolutely HATES Christmas. Scar absolutely LOVES Christmas. When the two meet, despite their differences, they can't help but find themselves attracted to the other. However, Christmas time is a time of stress just as much as it is of joy. Will the holiday season surpass Grian's expectations, or will it crash and burn just as he fears?

Hermit City is a city of heroes and villains, and Grian is one of its most reliably factual and truthful reporters. So reliable, in fact, that the Heroes' Association values him and his reports enough that they assigned him a bodyguard: HotGuy himself! Grian and Scar have been doing this for years, now, and their relationship is more than just that of bodyguard and charge. It might even be more than just a friendship! Their time to explore and find out what they are to each other is cut short when Grian starts investigating the famous Pearl Moon case, and Scar isn't there to protect him.

This is fanfiction. I do not own the Hermits nor do I write for them. I write about the characters they present to us on screen. (cover made on Desyner, but the pic was found just by searching 'galaxy' or whatever i searched and picking one)

They'd gotten out. After being stuck as gladiators in that god-forsaken arena for who knows how long, they got out. Now the only problem is staying out, but how? None of them knew which way the exit was, so they scattered. Even if not all of them made it, it would be worth it if some of them could make it out. Contains minor gore This idea floated around my head long enough I couldn't not write it, and since it came out decent, I figured I'd post it. No romance, No shipping, Essentially a backstory for if I want to write little interaction scenes. Probably won't get consistent updates, if at all, so be warned. Httyd music + Grian Watcher = this, apparently. Warning! Please note! I am in no way, shape, or form an expert on Watcher lore, nor do I intend to claim to be as such. Any Watcher facts found in this story are to be taken with much salt, and generally considered to be only true to this specific story. Characters are not mine, they are minecraft personas of content creators. Cover image is a feather I found on google that I colored purple ~~~ALERT~~~ I have only posted this story on Wattpad. Same goes for my shorter stories in my Snippets book. If you see this anywhere else, it is STOLEN. If I ever post it elsewhere, I will state it clearly here, state where, which username, and (if I remember) when.

HEAVILY INSPIRED BY YANヤン ON YOUTUBE go check them out! they have awesome stuff Heros. They protect people, stop crime, save the city. Villains. they hurt people, cause crime, they want destruction and betrayal to be the last thing that covers the face of the earth. sometimes, the Heros are in the wrong. sometimes, the Villains need the most help. Phoenix was a hero. One of the most well known ones, in fact. But underneath the mask, his name was Grian. A simple man, living with his two best friends, Scar and Mumbo. ... But he found out a secret, that he wishes he never had. ART IS NOT MINE!!! IT WAS FOUND ON PINTEREST

Hermitcraft oneshots. Crossovers are good too. Ummm..... Read please?

Uhm- title says it- I take recommendations BUT KEEP IT PG-13! Angst- fluff- Maybe Sips if you ask for it- Art by : Ilsomniac (on deviantart)I will probably mostly use a few hermits because I don't watch all Pov's- ik ik horrible that I can't watch everyone ik- Also creative critism welcome, but hate is not- sorry for any misspellings, sorry if something seems 'out of character', I don't write about the people themselves nothing irl based just their persona's- Also kinda cringe- first ever fics for this fandom is here-

A Hermitcraft fanfic- Grian reports news, Hotguy is a hero but chaotic

(Hermitcraft AU) ((DISCONTINUED!!)) When Grian is out gathering resources, he finds a huge dragon with three heads shooting at the cliff, which noticed him watching and they had a long game of chase, before he woke up and concluded it was a dream But it wasn't a dream, was it?

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other hermits can ever remember. Behind that helmet, X pretends to be cool and confident, when on the inside, he's down in the deep. One day, he and False have a small accident in an experiment. (As in, ACTUALLY really small) The hermits are surprised by what they see. Iskall wants to know why he's hid his face. Stress wants to ease his pain. False? False is another story that'll get mentioned anyway. Hell yeah. My first ship related thing.

-If y'all are waiting for a update I'm afraid you'll have to wait- Things have been weird for a while now And Grian hasn't been acting normal lately, is it because of evil xisuma? Poultry man? Or something more. :Note everyone is living in Minecraft and no respawning I also can't remember who is in hermitcraft so help me please:

A collection of custom ideas for a season of the Life Series. https://forms.gle/PzmRKTuSzwYxSrDe9

Mostly unorganized 1000+ word stories. Not updated frequently, but I try my best for the stories. NO SMUT OR LEMONS. [May incorporate other characters as well, but no guarantee.] Cover by Me, using a mouse and MSPaint. PLEASE, for the love of christ, DO NOT BUG THESE PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIPS. It's not your choice on who they're with. I do this as practice for my creative writing skills, not to bug the everloving HELL out of people I look up to and admire. ALL OF THESE EVENTS ARE FICTIONAL, and therefore, NOT. REAL. This has been a PSA.