Mumbojumbo Stories

Martyn: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone* Mumbo: Hey, Martyn, how was your day? Martyn: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Mumbo* Hell. Grian, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you? I was just having fun and then the generator came up with this 😭

mostly, if not completely, hermitcraft, life series, vampires smp, and pantheon smp oneshots. all written in lowercase because why not? :D

After leaving Ardonia with the other Enderknights, Grian thought they would never have to deal with the Watchers again. That was until there were rumors of worlds being attacked. He didn't think much of it until he saw who they were. (First chapter is a author's note, please read it) Hermitcraft and Songs of War crossover Contains spoilers for the end of Songs of War. Please watch/read Songs of War beforehand. (The cover artwork isn't mine)

All the hermits were doing their own thing. Gem and Grian were on the hunt for some Dark Oak and moss, and Scar was... well Scar was doing whatever he does. Until, somone joined the server. Or: Tommy is trying to find his way out of this god forsaken prison. He was on his last canon life and the only other option for leaving was... suicide. Somehow, he ends up on... Hermitcraft? ------------------------ The timeline is all messed up because I think S11 of hermitcraft is genuinely top 3 seasons so far, and I just want it to be S11. Also, Dream is obviously a bad guy, and I will also make Wilbur's "treason" way worse to make him an ever worse bad guy cuz yk... I don't necessarily want to write about either of them. ------------------------ This is also lwk a test before I post on Ao3 because ion want the curse... also i wanna know how people will like the story, or if I even like my own story. Enjoy?????

not going to lie I kind of forgot what was going on and I left the plot in the other way but I have a plan for this one and I'm starting it different

[Sequel to When Strays Find A Home] Grian is happy with the life he's built for himself. He has his clinic, his cats, his wings, and more overprotective friends than he knows what to do with. Then someone starts watching him, and the past comes looking for him.

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

Hihi! I'm writing another story! Hooray! So, a little background information, this story was inspired by a price of art by @wassupimE_twt on Twitter, but their friend posted it on r/HermitCraft. I thought it was an amazing piece of art. Will everyone be OOC? Yes. Will I try and fix it? Oh, absolutely!! What season will it be based off of? Season 6! Am I amazing? No. I am phonomanal! • Grian blew up Evo. Yeah. Demolished it with paint bombs. He didn't regret it. Or at least the voices said. He hid away in an alleyway in the small City called Hermitcraft. No one found him. Yet.

Just Hermitcraft Art

"By the time his third warning reached, it was already too late. Something about the strange, ominous crystal seemed familiar, and it was only when Scar realized he was slowly walking towards it as if under someone else's control that he realized what it was." Basically, I just put Heart Of The Jungle (from my one-shots book) into its own book. (cover hopefully coming soon)

DISCONTINUED FOR UPCOMING REBOOT 22nd of July - #1 in #pearlecentmoon 30th of September - #69 in #hc Hermit is love, hermit is life. BASED IN UK IN A NEW TOWN CALLED HERMITS XD HERMITS PERSONALITES ARE VERY DIFFERENT FROM IRL again, bc i have nothing better to do w my life SO DEAL W IT **important stuff :)** Due to copyright reasons. I don't own any characters, (besides the siblings.) I don't own art from the cover. SOME HERMITS WILL HAVE OTHER HERMITS AS SIBLINGS. Why? because i have nothing better to do w life atm. DEAL W WHAT U GOT MATE :)

Hermitcraft is a peaceful world aside from harmless and silly pranks or practical jokes. But what happens when that peace is broken by a war between the almighty Deities of the Omniverse? .•°or, the Watchers, Listeners, and Speakers go to war and drag everyone and everything else into it .•° This work belongs to me, @bumblvee, and only me. I reserve the right to this work. Any and all reposts of any kind are strictly prohibited.

This takes place on the ending of season 6, Everyone started to leave the server in different ways, One hermit was struggling and found himself in a different server that isn't hermitcraft. Will the others notice his disappearance? Will he ever come back to hermitcraft? Find out soon enough. •Disclaimer• This will also contain my own headcanons. I hope you enjoy this book. Also there will be characters that are mine, I'm sorry [ I'm still working on the cover, that is a story for another time. ] UPDATE: I wrote this a long time ago (2020), just going to publish some of the stuff because why not. Have a read if you wish, I got bored.

A disappearance, an Attack, and a lie. "I finally realised why. He's a monster. And I hope you'll realise that for yourselves." -<♢>- The beginning of Hermitcraft Season 8 is interrupted by the reappearance of a once long gone enemy. But this time, he's back for more than just a harmless prank. 『-<♢>-』 Trigger/Content warnings: Blood, Death, Swearing,

**COVER ISNT MINE, I FOUND IT ON PINTEREST** **sorry if its bad, I have never written before, and this is my first story ever. so yay** high school AU Enemies to lovers When Scar goes to a new school, he runs into the school bullies, Grian, Joel, and Jimmy. As soon as they run in to eachother Grian fulls for him, but thats impossible he's straight.... or is he. **CHARACTERS NOT CONTENT CREATORS** **THIS STORY WILL HAVE** ~fluff ~scarian (Scar and grian) ~flower husbands (jimmy and scott) ~jizzie (lizzie and joel) ~ angst, like homophobic, trama, maybe some gore if i feel like it ~Enemies to lovers ~underage drinking

-If y'all are waiting for a update I'm afraid you'll have to wait- Things have been weird for a while now And Grian hasn't been acting normal lately, is it because of evil xisuma? Poultry man? Or something more. :Note everyone is living in Minecraft and no respawning I also can't remember who is in hermitcraft so help me please:

The title says it all really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I will try not to ship much in this book, but there may be some desert duo, flower husbands, Ethdubs and Jizzie (I do not ship the real people, only their personas). And don't worry, there will be no smut as I do not write it. ATTENTION: The characters in this book do not belong to me. Any actions done by these characters are fictitious.

In our darkest hour, they shall reveal themselves and diminish the kingdom of dark. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grian didn't know what would happen when he was sent on that mission. But he certainly wasn't expecting this. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Prime Admin Grian Story

welcome to my hermitcraft headcanon book :D ( im just doing this because I'm bored and this book will or will not be updated depends on my mood)

My short little stories featuring the Life Series' members! Requests are open Nothing NSFW or Sexual Cover by @applestruda on twitter