shitavalanche
you were a humble resident of IrrelevantTale....... you had only been 13 years old when all of a sudden... EVERYONE YOU KNEW. DEAD! GONE! Murdered...
by who? Well.. the culprits were staring right at you.
"hey, dust? this one won't die."
"did you try hitting it on the head? i'm sure horror would appreciate a twin."
"i did. i stabbed it, and shot bones through it, but it still didn't die."
"my god, killer, how bad could you be at killing a tween? here, let me try..."
BONK!! something metal hit your neck, but it just bounced off like a bouncy ball.
"... what the fuck."
"... well. let's get a move on. if this one can't die, that's that."
"i say we adopt it. for plot."
a pair of hands picked you up. you looked down to see a weird crying guy with a ugly chest thing holding you up. now weird guy #1 was running? from what?
the other two were equally as weird. one needed to go take a shower and take off his weird hat. the other needed to go to a hospital...
they both looked mad and shouted in unison.
"KILLER!!!"
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