Murica Stories

This is a class project for Sir Wallace's English III B.

An Ordinary girl named Jacinta gets a call from YouTube and gets sent Professional Cameras and Lamps To start her own YouTube channel and her biggest YouTube crush finally notices her... Follow Jacinta on her journey though, This was no Accident...

Connecticut: Hiya there! I'm Connecticut. And I'm here to introduce you to the 50 nifty states of 'Murica and answer/do dares to your heart's content. So without any further ado, let's get started, shall we? :)

WARNING: This book will cause the loss of brain cells. It makes zero sense and I don't know how I even got one read. Seriously, you'll regret everything by reading this. ___ What happens when a meeting gets interrupted by a child Yee-hawing through the wall? What happens when a certain Florida man throws a beach party? What happens when Christmas is hosted by Britain and he invited the ENTIRE FAMILY over? What happens when one state wants to start a sleepover that ends in a ski ramp off the roof? What happens when there's a monster in Hawaii's closet? What happens when the states rob a bank in a 50-person heist?! Find out more on Disney Channel. ___ WARNINGS: 1. This book is terribly written and meant to be humorous, no serious moments will happen unless I decide I want to ship states. 2. No need to worry about smut, I'm never writing that in a million years. 3. Ideas. 4. Maybe some gross things like falling into a dumpster fire? But don't worry, everyone will be okay in the end. 5. I might get political ?? 6. I'm not into sports, so when I mention them it probably will turn out all wrong. 7. Pineapples on pizza. 8. Mentions of war (Maybe?) and probably some merciless killing followed by laughter. 9. Hamilton references? 10. No swear words, don't worry, I'm an innocent Banana with little knowledge of bad words. ___ This is my second book and my first Statehumans book. Beware. ___ As said in the title, this is complete crack. I write these in my free time. I used to write these VERY frequently (Like, two a day almost- I was insane) but now I'm very chill and haven typed in months (wHoOps) so sorry. At least you have 31 chapters to enjoy at the moment! ___ Open to ideas!

My names Jeff

Set in an alternate universe where very little technology exists, this story follows a young girl named Lukka as she lives in a world of gods. Lukka is the "guide" for a humanized America. This means that she has to be able to control him and translate all of his craziness into recognizable terms for the other countries. She is lonely as the only human in the "Upper World," where the countries live, and only makes it worse by pushing everybody away. One day, a new country appears called Eprea. With her, she brings a new guide: a boy named Jasper. Lukka recedes into solitude, too afraid to try to start a friendship with Jasper. When she finally opens up to him, America and Eprea are on the brink of a war that could destroy all of the other countries and their inhabitants. Can the power of love heal a broken heart and save their world before it all gets destroyed? The cover is a picture of Japan. This story was inspired by Anastasia Bulgakova. None of the art in this book belongs to me, all credits to the original owners. This is book one of the Countries series.

Faline San is a guy who shoots men and hits on women (credit to koolest) note 18/10/2024: being adapted to 500 word challenge on next page

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In which there are two agents who have a place among the Avengers as favorites. There are two best friend agents, Agent Kayla and Agent Jessica, or Jess or Jessie if you don't want to be murdered with a bag of flour. Both are skilled, and have made the tower a generally almost death free zone. Almost. Kayla is the more serious one, and helps Jess out of trouble a lot. Jess, the really really hilariously notorious fun agent, is Fury's, Stark's, and Banner's favorite agent. Plus Darcy, the Lady of Tasers. "But you aren't Fury's favorite!" Kayla cried as she ran with Jessie, both holding various snack cakes. "And you deny this fact every day!" Jess responded back, mouth full of donut holes.

The life of an American, with deep fried liberty, justice, and freedom for all.

You are the school nerd. He is the most popular guy in school. When you are assigned to be Alfred's tutor, all hell breaks loose, bringing up unwanted feelings for the jock, though he already has a girlfriend. One sunny, yet awful day, Alfred gets into a car accident, hospitalizing him. He had lost his memory from the crash. The doctor says it probably isn't fatal, but you only see a new opportunity to finally be friends (maybe even more than that) with your high school bully. But what happens when you find out that you're the only one he doesn't remember? What will he think of you then when his friends tell him you're nothing more than a nerd girl? OH AND COMMENT AND STUFF, CRITICIZING ME OR TELLING ME HOW GOOD IT IS IDK. I JUST FEEL SO LOVED WHEN I READ COMMENTS <3

Donald Trump and George Washington venture through time to save Abraham Lincoln and end the downfall of America before it begins. A story written by AI Dungeon.

Hatsune Miku needs her guns because 'Murica.

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just to be clear the cover is a meme that i found, i didnt make it, but i thought it would make a p good story lol. this story isn't meant to be serious, but most of the stuff i post is sattire and memes so thats prolly a given lol.

Ever wonder why you never see our vice president in the news? He's off on his own shenanigans, this one in particular lands him in hot water.

Ann lives in a futuristic world, where the United States is isolated from the rest of the world, half wiped out be virus. Everyone is required by law to be identical in order to keep society in tact. However, all is not as it seems, and whispers of a group called the variant will soon change her world forever.

It was just a normal day for Neoma Trike. Well except the fact that there was a whole group of new kids rumored to be from Russia England and all over europe. So being curious I stalked the kid. And the moment I looked at him in my first period I swear to god I thought he was Arthur Kirkland. THE Arthur Kirkland So being the fangirl I am I decided to stalk him. Little did I know that day would change my life forever. -------------------- I do not own anything but Neoma and her friends main love interests are ivan and arty.