Истории Murica

WARNING: This book will cause the loss of brain cells. It makes zero sense and I don't know how I even got one read. Seriously, you'll regret everything by reading this. ___ What happens when a meeting gets interrupted by a child Yee-hawing through the wall? What happens when a certain Florida man throws a beach party? What happens when Christmas is hosted by Britain and he invited the ENTIRE FAMILY over? What happens when one state wants to start a sleepover that ends in a ski ramp off the roof? What happens when there's a monster in Hawaii's closet? What happens when the states rob a bank in a 50-person heist?! Find out more on Disney Channel. ___ WARNINGS: 1. This book is terribly written and meant to be humorous, no serious moments will happen unless I decide I want to ship states. 2. No need to worry about smut, I'm never writing that in a million years. 3. Ideas. 4. Maybe some gross things like falling into a dumpster fire? But don't worry, everyone will be okay in the end. 5. I might get political ?? 6. I'm not into sports, so when I mention them it probably will turn out all wrong. 7. Pineapples on pizza. 8. Mentions of war (Maybe?) and probably some merciless killing followed by laughter. 9. Hamilton references? 10. No swear words, don't worry, I'm an innocent Banana with little knowledge of bad words. ___ This is my second book and my first Statehumans book. Beware. ___ As said in the title, this is complete crack. I write these in my free time. I used to write these VERY frequently (Like, two a day almost- I was insane) but now I'm very chill and haven typed in months (wHoOps) so sorry. At least you have 31 chapters to enjoy at the moment! ___ Open to ideas!

When becoming royalty, unexpected things will happen. Some good, others bad. Copyrighted by instamove™. The Selection stories are Kiera Cass' idea. We are just merely altering it for readers to enjoy. Cover by: @narwhelly

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Set in an alternate universe where very little technology exists, this story follows a young girl named Lukka as she lives in a world of gods. Lukka is the "guide" for a humanized America. This means that she has to be able to control him and translate all of his craziness into recognizable terms for the other countries. She is lonely as the only human in the "Upper World," where the countries live, and only makes it worse by pushing everybody away. One day, a new country appears called Eprea. With her, she brings a new guide: a boy named Jasper. Lukka recedes into solitude, too afraid to try to start a friendship with Jasper. When she finally opens up to him, America and Eprea are on the brink of a war that could destroy all of the other countries and their inhabitants. Can the power of love heal a broken heart and save their world before it all gets destroyed? The cover is a picture of Japan. This story was inspired by Anastasia Bulgakova. None of the art in this book belongs to me, all credits to the original owners. This is book one of the Countries series.

Iggy's secret stash of America's letters uncovered by France.

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Y/n is taking a shit and a hand asks her if red or blue obviously the answer is white bc this is murica 🦅🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 ft. cheyann

Pyrotechnics, fog machines, huge battles reenacted, loud music. This is Epic Church. People had been losing interest in the Catholic Church and were more into their new gadgets, their television shows, and entertainment. The first openly Gay Bishop allowed in the Catholic Church, and his marketing wiz friend Father Gherry are not going to let their Church go down. They look at their Church like a business and they need to get with the times. They form a group called TNA (Transforming the Nations Atheists). They believed that Atheists were the untapped market of religion. They bring Epic Church to the people. At first it is wildly successful but some more traditional Catholics do not feel the same way. Father Gherry and Bishop Gary will let nothing stop them from bring Epic Church to new heights.

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Faline San is a guy who shoots men and hits on women (credit to koolest) note 18/10/2024: being adapted to 500 word challenge on next page

im just showing my drawings...

Warning: this story may contain stereotypes or offensive content. Reader's discretion is strongly advised. Looking for an exciting, interesting story with a unique plot that will grab your attention? You've come to the wrong place. As the title of this story suggests, this is the most AWFUL, most CLICHE story you will ever read on Wattpad. Or perhaps the whole wide interwebz. Cover credit goes to blackrosedrop. Crappy trailer made by none other than the author herself.

Just read this because it will make you laugh so hard. (it has Russian spies and I don't know if that's offensive or not so warning)

!UNDER GRAMMAR MAINTENANCE! "The weak die out and the strong will survive, and will live on forever." -Anne Frank, The Diary of Anne Frank. If this is true, then why is Danny Orlicc still alive? Hell is upon the earth and the demons walk among the angels. The dead mingle with the living and the weak still live. Danny Orlicc didn't ask for an apocalypse on his sixteenth birthday. He didn't want to be thrown into this mess without the people who cared for him most. Five years later and Danny Orlicc is a different man. He has not found his courage, but he has attained the skills of survival. The past still haunts him, but the future is waiting and it doesn't like to be blown off. Who is the little girl? Where is his sister? Where are his shoes? Can he lay down his life for someone he just met? Or will he fall prey to the undead and corrupt?

The life of an American, with deep fried liberty, justice, and freedom for all.