Musicalnumbers Histoires

I'm going to hell. I'm absolutely going to hell for this one chat. This is satire. I don't ship them..welll..I wouldn't to their faces. Please..uhm...bear with me on this. And yes , yes I did make every chapter name and main plot based off the fucking lines to Chappel Roan. Sue me(don't actually I'm like poor as fuck I cannot afford a trip to Walmart for fucks sake DONT do that to me 💔) So , let me explain the plot. ┏━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┓ After Joe drops out of presidency he has to say goodbye to all of the good in his office and head off. He thinks he's done with his presidency life and role as a famous man and can continue his life as a normal civilization and elder man. Trump , unable to deal with the loss of the love of his life , drinks his problems away and has hook ups with other important figures (cough cough Elon) (cough cough Kim) (cough cough maybe Putin if I stop fearing death). Eventually Joe and him talk it out but a sudden wrath of Trump's new lovers may destroy what could have been for the two young(old as fuck) presidents. >:D ┗━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┛

Raven's brothers are kidnapped and her only clue as to who did it is a blue Bowser pendant. She sends out a distress call to her cousins. They are then captured themselves, and the only way to free her family is to become bride to Ludwig Von Koopa. But soon his feeling turn from desire to true feelings. A dark force desires her, and will do anything to get her. Bit of Bride of Discord with some musical numbers.

The Author's (not that one, this one) interpretation of Gravity Falls Season 2, with some otherwise completely unrelated musical numbers to go with it. As I am honestly swamped with other projects to work on and real-life things as well, I do really hope that I can get another chapter published at least once to twice a month. Just go ahead and put this in a folder marked "Slow Updates". Timeline: Set a few days after Sock Opera, but with Dipper's saltiness towards the universe about halved the value at DDAMD. NO Ford. Songs do not belong to me, and the creators shall be marked in the chapter in which their songs are used.

Vampires and Humans fought until war dawned upon them. Politicians fled, too selfish to care about the rest of us. They took over... And it was never the same. Once 18, humans would be auctioned off to vampires. They would own them and humans would have to obey. Whether it be for blood, a maid or for other, dirty purposes, it didn't matter. Humans lived in fear huddled in their homes praying it would all end. But it never did. Each county had a representative, the Duke, and they would keep things in order. They were obviously Vampires. They would make sure the humans suffered. Badly. Every year, all those of age would be sent off to the auction, if unsold, they would face death. In the worst way possible. Being drained of their blood... The King, Nathaniel Xavier Rosavelt, is looking for a human bride to rule by his side. 10 masters will pick a contestant. If the Master's candidate wins, they will be promoted to Royal Advisor and the candidate will become Queen. Nathaniel doesn't think he'll find love but he is sure in for a surprise... Ocean Ivy Arvine recently turned 18 and her worst fear, her most terrifying nightmare is coming true, she's being auctioned off. She was in for a whirlwind of surprises. Katie Avery Bloom, a girl so obsessed with power and hides it behind a shy,kind facade. Why is she lying? And why is he hiding her true self? Find out all of thee above soon... And more ;D UNFINISHED

We've all heard about the adventures of the Bearer's of the Elements of Harmony - Also known as the Mane 6. Now years later of no new villans the 6 have settled into somewhat normal lives. But when a series of new threats arises, they must bestow the Elements of Harmony onto a new generation of ponies Who are these 6 new ponies ? What are the new threats ? Nobody knows ... Discord : I do !! I do !! Me : Shut up Discord I'm narrating here !! Discord : But Haos dear, I want to tell them what's going to happen ... Me : That's why they're gonna read the story - so they can find out themselves ... Discord : Awww. You're no fun ... Me : * facepalms * Ugh ...