Истории Mustache

Shy Justin Bieber comes across bad boy gangster supreme 3000 Mike Wazowski. They fall in love in first sight. They're meant to be.... or are they? See Justin's mess of a love life and Mike's true backstory. Read this story and go through 19 stages of grief. Go through their ups and downs in this romantic story. ORIGINAL SHIP BY ME Cover Art Creds go to my best friend (heart emoji) English is not my first language, sorry if you don't understand it!!

The evil Dr. Baldy is planning to shave all of the poor citizen facial hair, wiping beards and mustaches out from Browville! There only hope is THE MUSTACHED MANIAC AND THE BEARDED BRUNETTE!!!

A heartbroken Horatio left in the wake of his Sweet Princes' death is abducted by aliens and given new hope of saving his dearest Hamlet with the help of a time traveling Mac and Cheese Box with a dark past of it own. With eternal damnation on the line will he be able to face his fears and confess his love? Will His sweet Hamlet even return his feelings? Or will Horatio be damned to a torturous punishment set by a sadistic Kraft product? Find out in this artfully krafted tale of love, loss, and betrayal that will keep you gripping the edge of your seat like an appointment on the ivory throne after taco tuesday.

"Slowly fading away... You're lost and so afraid. Where is the hope in a world so cold? Looking for a distant light, someone who could save a life. You're living in fear that no one will hear your cries. Can you save me now?" -Red Rhyssa has always been afraid of living, afraid of herself, running away from that she cannot understand. Donovan is an example of this. She despises Donovan for what he is but she is forever drawn to him. Can she keep evading and thwarting him? Or will she finally face him and be lost in the man she loathes? And in the end, what choice will she make or SHOULD she make?

her ass stank n if you smell it you die

Chris is so in love with his mustache that it's gonna cost him his life someday! 🙄

Ever wanted to get revenge on that really annoying person in your life? Do your days go by where they seem to win every argument and prank on you? Then read these steps to get back at them and laugh in their face instead of being the face laughed at (and possibly take over the school)! >=D The name Luke is not meant to offend people, just to give a name to the person we're getting revenge on! NONE OF THIS IS MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! But you can blame my sister and her friend just in case you do. ;)

my family consists of Phil Jerry,Peanut Butter Octopus (P.B.O.), me Pizza Kitty,Bethie Apple Boo, Krazy Butterfly, Katniss Sundew,and best of all. Poptart goldfish the most poptarcious goldfish in the world. Phil Jerry has an awesome mustache. they go on awesome road trips where P.J. wants to strand Katniss in the desert.P.J. has mental issues.he likes doing crazy stuff like jumping off of cliffs and bunji jumping. we have a deranged cousin named Andrewsaurus.P.B.O. doesn't like her husband (P.J.) , she wants to ship him down the river in a cooffin . its coffin but funnier . I think P.J. needs to go to an assylum for weirdos. Pop tart Goldfish gave me pizza with poptarts on it. she ruined pizza forever.

This is an alternate universe where iron bull works in a coffee shop and he keeps seeing the same mustache, not yet seeing the face of the one who has said mustache. Until, one day he finally does and his whole life changes 'fabulously'

Tammie Brite is the new girl at Workshire High, and she's determined to make a statement with her eccentric style and outspoken attitude. When Tammie is cornered by a merciless jock, Jess (a total nerd), comes to her rescue despite his timid demeanor. Intrigued by the odd boy, Tammie hopes to discover more to his coy personality. With the help of her newfound friend Sydney, they try their best to befriend Jess and show him there's more to life than school and bullies. As days go on and the populars at their school continue their ruthless antics, the trio decide its time for the tables to turn. Will Tammie forget her reasons for being as bizarre as she is? Well...It's the beginning of an epic war and an exciting friendship.

100+ Nerdy Problems!

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12 short stories based (very) loosely on the Chinese Zodiac, one story for each animal. These are drafts, the final book will be published on July 10. Want to help out? Give these a read and let me know what you like, hate, should keep, and should kill in the the comments.

A toad got stabbed by a chopstick.

Yo, fam. I saw Purple Shep made one of these, so I thought I should make one. ExplodingTNT is also here. Be sure to laugh at Purple Shep's, cuz it has no views LOLOLOLOL