Mustache Stories

Kelly is trying to move on, to enjoy her new life. But some things can't well be left alone. A boy moved into town, and although he seems nice... something about him is off. And it's up to Kelly to find out what.

This is about a Elisha, this insane girl who seems to be always on a sugar rush to some. But is it all an act? Who is she really? In school she can be classified as the freak, with all her friends as guys. Not just any guys though. Some of the hottest most popular guys in the school. They cant stand all those girls around them and dont hang out with "that" group, the one full of sluts and bitches, but they still date them. Anyway Elisha, is having the time of her life, yet there are people trying to stop her from having her buzz, her dad and his girlfriend.

Naomi Starke and Sam Pearson are completely different from each other. Naomi already had her life planned out like she wanted: be a straight A student, receive honors at the end of the school year, and repeat next year. Unlike her, Sam doesn't even know what electives to take. She's quick in making decisions, while he can't even decide which ice cream flavor to choose. He's all about fun, while she's all about organization. She takes her responsibilities and expectations seriously. He doesn't and tries to avoid them occasionally. Unlike him, she's prepared for everything: safety measures for earthquakes and hurricanes, self-defense against muggers and rapists, et cetera. But nothing prepared her for the whirlwind of fun, risks, and danger that Sam brought into her life.

my family consists of Phil Jerry,Peanut Butter Octopus (P.B.O.), me Pizza Kitty,Bethie Apple Boo, Krazy Butterfly, Katniss Sundew,and best of all. Poptart goldfish the most poptarcious goldfish in the world. Phil Jerry has an awesome mustache. they go on awesome road trips where P.J. wants to strand Katniss in the desert.P.J. has mental issues.he likes doing crazy stuff like jumping off of cliffs and bunji jumping. we have a deranged cousin named Andrewsaurus.P.B.O. doesn't like her husband (P.J.) , she wants to ship him down the river in a cooffin . its coffin but funnier . I think P.J. needs to go to an assylum for weirdos. Pop tart Goldfish gave me pizza with poptarts on it. she ruined pizza forever.

-The Butcher. Those who knew him, feared him. Those who didn't fear him, were dead. No one knew the past behind the man. This is his story.

One shots about an undisclosed boy with a mustache, they range from short one shots to possibly multiple parters. Uses (Y/N) *Requests Open* Our dearest apologies, Iona and Jian.

16 year old Avery Anderson is a socially awkward good girl. She has one friend and one friend only. The queen bee of slade High. Avery's father has been dead for 5 years now. When he died Avery's drunken uncle came to live with them to help support her family. No one knows of the abuse her and her family endure so they can continue keep Uncle Stan's ex-military checks coming. With those cheks Plus her mother disability check it's just enough to keep them fed. When Avery meets Josh Boyd, the new kid in town, her whole world turns upside down. Donnie Boyd has a reputation. he was his last's school's typical bad boy. He didn't care about anything or anyone. When he meets Avery he has a whole new perspective on the world. Avery's emotions and strength will be put to the test. Can Avery be the one thing that keeps Donnnie steady? Can Donnie be the one thing thing that keeps Avery Safe?

Hi! :3 I'm a Valentina and here some facts about me! :3 ~Valentina

Ever wanted to get revenge on that really annoying person in your life? Do your days go by where they seem to win every argument and prank on you? Then read these steps to get back at them and laugh in their face instead of being the face laughed at (and possibly take over the school)! >=D The name Luke is not meant to offend people, just to give a name to the person we're getting revenge on! NONE OF THIS IS MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! But you can blame my sister and her friend just in case you do. ;)

Good evening ladies and gentleman, and all other configurations of being! Welcome to the second book in the Milford Trilogy. If you're new here, I suggest you read the first book titled "50 Shades of a Pink Mustache" before reading this! Michelle and Wilford have been through so many things together, and now with their jobs and show back on track, what could go wrong? Wilford tries his best to avoid past conflicts and focuses on his future with his lovely Chell Bug. But some things just won't give up. Happy reading!

Danny moves in with drew...what happens when Danny arrives

Hi. My name is Frank. Im 23, im going to college for genetic engineering at one of the best schools in the country, or at least i was. I went missing two months ago. Until the day that the police found me wearing nothing but knee length socks, and a pink fedora. I also was carrying a bag with three million dollars in cash, and several pounds of heroin. The story I'm about to tell you, is the official, and entirely true record of what happened to me in those two months that I was missing, and how I met Jerald.

Find out the Dinostache's darkest and funniest secrets yet...

See how I draw and what I draw.

;) read this if ur horney <3 Dr. Phi'l always fills the void ;))))))))))) eheheheh yummy. Warning: The secks, the yeehaw, we woohoo in the dark