Mustache Stories

Ask or dare the most amazing sheep on this planet Pink Sheep with his legendary mustache. :D (for all PranksterGangsters)

get ready for the ride of your young life presuming you're young

He's a GOAT

It's my first day for my first job. After leaving a toxic employer who I have worked for 5 years. And then there was him ... I thought I could finally find peace or will I be able to find someone else. I am hope hoping to find some sort of solace.. but now he's here. I won't hold back..

See how I draw and what I draw.

A bunch of oneshots. These are all reader inserts and i'll finish one show at a time...i dont feel like having a bunch of unorderly stuff on here...

This is about a Elisha, this insane girl who seems to be always on a sugar rush to some. But is it all an act? Who is she really? In school she can be classified as the freak, with all her friends as guys. Not just any guys though. Some of the hottest most popular guys in the school. They cant stand all those girls around them and dont hang out with "that" group, the one full of sluts and bitches, but they still date them. Anyway Elisha, is having the time of her life, yet there are people trying to stop her from having her buzz, her dad and his girlfriend.

After 3 months the squirrel tail must /must/ come off.

The most beautiful and richest popular woman in Harded University and most of all the Bad Girl, and that is Queen Alice Hermosa the Queen of the University. Queen was falling inlove with the boy named Nerdo. Actually that's not his true name, well, Queen was prefer to called him like that.

His name is........Bob

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12 short stories based (very) loosely on the Chinese Zodiac, one story for each animal. These are drafts, the final book will be published on July 10. Want to help out? Give these a read and let me know what you like, hate, should keep, and should kill in the the comments.

"Y/n.... Y/n.... Y/n? Y/N? Y/N?!?!?!" Blackness.... That all I saw for the longest of time.... Days maybe? Years feels more like it..... Not able to move... Not being able to smell... Not able to taste.... Not being able to see. But able to hear. It's almost like being dead. At times I thought I was... I guess that's just it Being stuck between life... and death.

-The Butcher. Those who knew him, feared him. Those who didn't fear him, were dead. No one knew the past behind the man. This is his story.

///////PREVIOUSLY/// The man, the mustache, the legend...He just got fired from one of the most tantalizing turbulence- taming jobs in the absolute whole universe: Party City. Harry had also committed first-degree murder to three individuals whom the authorities have respectively kept private, excluding the reveal of the victims' names. Braxton, Praxtley, and Karen. ''''''''''' Harry is now convicted and confined in walls of a padded room that remind him of such much like the Charmin toilet paper rolls he once had caressed his gentle private cheeks with. Harry never forgot though, how that paper towel roll looked when he lied the ugly children down to sleep at the expiration of their life. This sequel will feature some exquisite and possibly unnatural behavior for a psychiatric patient. If you are lactose-intolerant and have difficulty reading the names of Starbucks drinks, please breathe very carefully when reading this. Thank you for your time! Please have a good day to make up for mine. ***NOTE I am not responsible for your medical mishaps. If you or a loved one has suffered by choking, then please call someone to help them not choke and die. Thank you! Custom Cover Photo made by my cousin, @sethcsjeigdg

Olivia and Her friends are just a bunch of 'Normal' Teenage girls, they Laugh alot and constally tease each other. but what happens when 5 boys barrel into their lives out of the blue? and not just any regular 5 boys, but the one and Olny, One Direction Boys. Can Livy(Group Leader) keep the groups sane enough to be aronud or will she crack underneath the pressure? what happens when she starts having feelings, for one of the boys? Dont blink-because it'll change with quicker than a blink of an eye. When everything in Olivia's life seems to be too good to be real and everything seem's to be perfect and calm-mother nature thorws in a curve ball and takes olivia's blind side. sending her in a downward spiral. will she be able to get through it or will she go back mermory lane and repeat the past...her past. and who will be there to save her in the end? and will Louie ever learn to stop wearing his dancing carrot boxers aroudn the girls who will surely take pictures and upload them to instagram? (IN EDITING!) -ThatOlivia :)