Historias de Mustaches

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There is a man who is unlike any other. An odd voice with an odd pink mustache. He's always been tough and hardworking. But what happens when he meets a girl that changes his world? (This is my main Milford story.)

This is an alternate universe where iron bull works in a coffee shop and he keeps seeing the same mustache, not yet seeing the face of the one who has said mustache. Until, one day he finally does and his whole life changes 'fabulously'

Lanie and her best friend Kyla fight to the death ( Is it really fight to the death?) against an unusual angry mob of mustaches. Will they defeat the army of rage facial hair or will they, you know, fail?

The Lorax meets a really handsome boy in the bathroom and things get real romantic, real quick.

Two children of two worlds unite to create mankind's greatest invention yet- a book for dumbnuts. As we face many stupid journeys, read our great tales of awesomeness.

16 year old Avery Anderson is a socially awkward good girl. She has one friend and one friend only. The queen bee of slade High. Avery's father has been dead for 5 years now. When he died Avery's drunken uncle came to live with them to help support her family. No one knows of the abuse her and her family endure so they can continue keep Uncle Stan's ex-military checks coming. With those cheks Plus her mother disability check it's just enough to keep them fed. When Avery meets Josh Boyd, the new kid in town, her whole world turns upside down. Donnie Boyd has a reputation. he was his last's school's typical bad boy. He didn't care about anything or anyone. When he meets Avery he has a whole new perspective on the world. Avery's emotions and strength will be put to the test. Can Avery be the one thing that keeps Donnnie steady? Can Donnie be the one thing thing that keeps Avery Safe?

A ship and a overtake of the world. #Verstache Vera+Mustache

"Y/n.... Y/n.... Y/n? Y/N? Y/N?!?!?!" Blackness.... That all I saw for the longest of time.... Days maybe? Years feels more like it..... Not able to move... Not being able to smell... Not able to taste.... Not being able to see. But able to hear. It's almost like being dead. At times I thought I was... I guess that's just it Being stuck between life... and death.

///////PREVIOUSLY/// The man, the mustache, the legend...He just got fired from one of the most tantalizing turbulence- taming jobs in the absolute whole universe: Party City. Harry had also committed first-degree murder to three individuals whom the authorities have respectively kept private, excluding the reveal of the victims' names. Braxton, Praxtley, and Karen. ''''''''''' Harry is now convicted and confined in walls of a padded room that remind him of such much like the Charmin toilet paper rolls he once had caressed his gentle private cheeks with. Harry never forgot though, how that paper towel roll looked when he lied the ugly children down to sleep at the expiration of their life. This sequel will feature some exquisite and possibly unnatural behavior for a psychiatric patient. If you are lactose-intolerant and have difficulty reading the names of Starbucks drinks, please breathe very carefully when reading this. Thank you for your time! Please have a good day to make up for mine. ***NOTE I am not responsible for your medical mishaps. If you or a loved one has suffered by choking, then please call someone to help them not choke and die. Thank you! Custom Cover Photo made by my cousin, @sethcsjeigdg

The most beautiful and richest popular woman in Harded University and most of all the Bad Girl, and that is Queen Alice Hermosa the Queen of the University. Queen was falling inlove with the boy named Nerdo. Actually that's not his true name, well, Queen was prefer to called him like that.

randomly generated crackship

Eighteen-year-old college student, Layla Meyers, is just working at her parent's hotel for the weekend while they're away. She expected that it'd be quiet, normal, and peaceful. And it should be, right? Well, wrong. Layla discovers that the world-famous boyband, One Direction, is staying at her parents hotel, and of course she's a bit surprised. Or a lot surprised. But she's even more surprised when she becomes close friends with the boys, and they go on some pretty fun adventures together. And, Layla might get a little fame while doing it..

This is the story of a monkey who's moustaches have been taken away from him.Will he get them back?Keep on reading to find out.

A heartbroken Horatio left in the wake of his Sweet Princes' death is abducted by aliens and given new hope of saving his dearest Hamlet with the help of a time traveling Mac and Cheese Box with a dark past of it own. With eternal damnation on the line will he be able to face his fears and confess his love? Will His sweet Hamlet even return his feelings? Or will Horatio be damned to a torturous punishment set by a sadistic Kraft product? Find out in this artfully krafted tale of love, loss, and betrayal that will keep you gripping the edge of your seat like an appointment on the ivory throne after taco tuesday.