Disappointment58008
You're in the soda aisle of your local Walmart looking at mountaindew when you run into a devilishly handsome man. He manages to seduce you into going on an anime date with him using his pungent odor and an expertly styled fedora perched atop his greasy hair (and he also blackmailed you with your social security card that he stole). I mean come on, how could you reject such an offer from this gentleman?
I'm sorry in advance for writing this monstrosity.
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