Myass Stories

Part 2

y/n malfoy is coming back to hogwerts 😩 for her 6th year 😪 she is depres atm until.... the bae baka of her life appears out of the blue ( or should i say green ) to see her 😩 her boyf.... ( she changed her last name its not incest 🤭) THIS IS A JOKE 😩💨 i need more recommendations ✌️

totally not gonna mostly abt kny..

I've been obsessed with the mandela catalogue and I wanna make a book about it cus why not 💁 I have no courage to make it more of an actual book so uh (maybe ill make an x reader someday idk 👀) there will prob just be memes or funny images about the catalogue I um yea DONT UPDATE ANYMORE.

The end is about where a girl gets lost in a forest and she got hit by a bat and knocked out read the rest to find out what happened

film flam glam, penis

the movie

No plot-line i do whatever i want. Writing this because i think i'm turning atheist, most of the characters are based on my mental illness and me.

lyfe

Teru Tendo

I am so mad at the fact that frank iero has a girlfriend that gets to kiss him yet I don't.. I mean like seriously that girl needs to share ! Here comes my crappy story just because I want to mock myself and prove that I probably suck at writing (and other things too)

Just a few shitty words i put together earlier in the year, I figured I should share it with someone.

Kaiten Gunner, but please, call me Cat. I'm 17, and finishing up my Junior year here at Hillside High School. Life is good. I have everything I want, popularity, good looks, a boyfriend, a wealthy dad, and, of course, I'm team captain on the soccer team. I would've never guessed that my life was about to change. How the hell could my dad do this to me, I thought he cared about me. Guess I was wrong, because at this knew, shitty, Rockyside High School there is no girls soccer team. Join Cat as she's sent across the country to live with her mother (who she hates). What will happen to miss popular when she has to start all over again, and how far will she go to get a spot on the boys soccer team?

This is my life. Ugh, hope it's interesting

A short and sweet story about a little savage and Myass. All credit goes to my wonderful albino Ling Ling

Y'all better give this a thumbs up or I'll find you and I'll put more then just my thumb in yo ( ps I want to give a shout out at my boyfriend Aaden Aakil Abanu Abba Abbas Abbott Abdalla Abdallah Abdiel Abdirahman Abdu Abdul Abdullah Abe Abeeku Abel Abelard Abelardo Aberdeen Abi Abiah Abidan Abiel Abijah Abilene Abimael Abir Abner Abraham Abram Abraxas Absalom Abt Abush Abán Acacius Ace Acer Achille Achilles Acker Actaeon Acton Adagio Adaiah Adair Adalius Adam Adan Addar Addison Adelio Aden Y'all broke ass whores may ask why all my boyfriends names start with A and why they have Arabic names well I'm a A list bitch and because I love hummus now y'all better start reading

I grinned as the girl muttered 'slut' underneath her breath, I turned to face her with a grin spread on my face. I took a step closer to her and she took one back, I continued to move closer, my grin widened as I watched her look for an escape route until she was struck in a corner. She glared as I stoped some steps in front of her. I took a strand of her loose hair, I looked at her as she watched me wearily. I smirked as I pulled it and took hold of the collar of her shirt, pulling her towards myself. "That's where you are wrong, dear." I said with my grin intact, I released the collar and pushed her to her car " I'm your worst nightmare "

gays

edits by me ( aesthetic edits ) ☁️ memes can be an aesthetic y'know