histórias de Myass

totally not gonna mostly abt kny..

This is my life. Ugh, hope it's interesting

OMFG I HATE FURRIES LIKE EWWW GROOSSS this is a joke get over yourself

No plot-line i do whatever i want. Writing this because i think i'm turning atheist, most of the characters are based on my mental illness and me.

Kaiten Gunner, but please, call me Cat. I'm 17, and finishing up my Junior year here at Hillside High School. Life is good. I have everything I want, popularity, good looks, a boyfriend, a wealthy dad, and, of course, I'm team captain on the soccer team. I would've never guessed that my life was about to change. How the hell could my dad do this to me, I thought he cared about me. Guess I was wrong, because at this knew, shitty, Rockyside High School there is no girls soccer team. Join Cat as she's sent across the country to live with her mother (who she hates). What will happen to miss popular when she has to start all over again, and how far will she go to get a spot on the boys soccer team?

The end is about where a girl gets lost in a forest and she got hit by a bat and knocked out read the rest to find out what happened

or public diary as I like to call it

gays

I am so mad at the fact that frank iero has a girlfriend that gets to kiss him yet I don't.. I mean like seriously that girl needs to share ! Here comes my crappy story just because I want to mock myself and prove that I probably suck at writing (and other things too)

F%%ing red it you f***ng

Just a few shitty words i put together earlier in the year, I figured I should share it with someone.

Heyy my little shits this is a ORGY with creepypastas

A collection of short stories I write in my free time, since I have nothing better to do I guess. It's important to remember that not only English isn't my first language, but also that my brain is fucking fried while I translate my stuff, so please be patient if you find any errors! :) Tw: possibly, there could be mentions of sensible topic. I still don't know which ones, but there could be.

Y'all better give this a thumbs up or I'll find you and I'll put more then just my thumb in yo ( ps I want to give a shout out at my boyfriend Aaden Aakil Abanu Abba Abbas Abbott Abdalla Abdallah Abdiel Abdirahman Abdu Abdul Abdullah Abe Abeeku Abel Abelard Abelardo Aberdeen Abi Abiah Abidan Abiel Abijah Abilene Abimael Abir Abner Abraham Abram Abraxas Absalom Abt Abush Abán Acacius Ace Acer Achille Achilles Acker Actaeon Acton Adagio Adaiah Adair Adalius Adam Adan Addar Addison Adelio Aden Y'all broke ass whores may ask why all my boyfriends names start with A and why they have Arabic names well I'm a A list bitch and because I love hummus now y'all better start reading

Teru Tendo

Ye... Spongebob one shot

I grinned as the girl muttered 'slut' underneath her breath, I turned to face her with a grin spread on my face. I took a step closer to her and she took one back, I continued to move closer, my grin widened as I watched her look for an escape route until she was struck in a corner. She glared as I stoped some steps in front of her. I took a strand of her loose hair, I looked at her as she watched me wearily. I smirked as I pulled it and took hold of the collar of her shirt, pulling her towards myself. "That's where you are wrong, dear." I said with my grin intact, I released the collar and pushed her to her car " I'm your worst nightmare "

the movie

y/n malfoy is coming back to hogwerts 😩 for her 6th year 😪 she is depres atm until.... the bae baka of her life appears out of the blue ( or should i say green ) to see her 😩 her boyf.... ( she changed her last name its not incest 🤭) THIS IS A JOKE 😩💨 i need more recommendations ✌️

edits by me ( aesthetic edits ) ☁️ memes can be an aesthetic y'know