Myimmortal Stories

Me commenting on the infamously bad fanfic that spread laughter, head-aches, and other joys all around. Expect almost every sentence to be commented on. Ladies and gentleman; Goffs and prepz... Yet another my immortal commentary that graces the internet. Also posted on quotev and fanfiction.net

This epistle is for MY Immortal. I know there are many of you immortals still roaming but I am speaking only to mine. The rest of you may know me from previous cycles or have heard tales of my power. By my powers, I assure you: any other than my Immortal will glean from this only misdirection, a path I weave toward your certain ruin, should you choose to pursue either myself or my vessel. Only my Immortal will know which of my words have meaning and which are without. Trust what I told you last.

We attempted to rewrite this horrific Harry Potter fanfic written between 2006-2007 and give it plot. The original fanfic can be found here:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/1/My-Immortal

Dementia Starlight TARDIS-Smith gets to meet da doctor after he lost da time war and is super goth now

TW: This story contains mentions s*lf h*rm, s*icide, p*dophilia, n*crophilia, multiple different slurs and more. Procede with caution. My Immortal with fixed spelling.

Basically, I'm rewriting the entirety of My Immortal but weeding out grammar, punctuation, and spelling errors. Plot and continuity errors will remain.

I made this entire thing without any coherent plan. I did not press backspace once while writing. Enjoy the hellscape I wrote myself into. Partially inspired by the infamous Harry Potter fanfiction, My Immortal. DISCLAIMER: Not only is this book terrible on purpose, (I know how grammar works irl, do not send me hate about it), but it is also meant to be a satirisation of some of the problems with mcyt fics, and the community. Just because there are some major problematic parts to my fic does not mean I support it, and just because I say there are problems with the fandom, DOESN'T MEAN ALL OF THE FANDOM IS LIKE THIS. I know that. Don't tell me it. Will add TWs if the need arises.

As I sat here in my room, lost in my own world, time seemed to stand still. I had chosen to withdraw from the chaos of the outside world, seeking solace in the solitude of my own thoughts . With my pen in hand, I poured my heart and soul into my latest novel and poetry, content in the knowledge that I was creating something truly meaningful. But then, like a bolt of lightning, thoughts of her invaded my mind. I tried to push them away, to focus on my work, but they persisted, nagging at me like a persistent itch that refused to be scratched. And so, reluctantly, I set aside my writing and allowed myself to be consumed by the memory of her. I closed my eyes and let my mind wander, allowing the image of her to take shape in my mind's eye. I saw her smile, felt her touch, heard her laughter. And then, almost without thinking, I began to write again. My pen flew across the page, each letter forming a word that described her beauty in exquisite detail. I wrote of her eyes, sparkling like diamonds in the sunlight, of her hair, cascading down her back like a waterfall of silk. I wrote of her voice, soft and gentle like the whisper of a breeze, and of her touch, electric and intoxicating. But as I wrote, a sense of melancholy crept into my words. I knew that she was gone, that I could never be with her again. And so, with a heavy heart, I unscrambled the letters of her name and fashioned them into a poem that ended sadly. I sat there for a long time, lost in my own thoughts, before finally picking up my pen once again. The memory of her still lingered, but I knew that I had to move on. And so, with a deep breath, I returned to my writing, determined to create something that would live on long after I was gone.

ThE tItLe SaYs It AlL fOlKs!

When Russian spy Buboski is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry he must dawn a disguise and become American Dark'ness Dementia Red White Blue a goffik 17 year old female student at Hogwarts. He will meet friends such as Diabolo, Drakko, and Vrompire Potter, but America will not only have friends there will be those who wish to hurt him like Albert Dumblydore, a preppy old man poser, Snap, Lumkin, and worst of all Voldemont an evil wizard trying to to get Buboski to kill Vrompire. This is a satire mocking of My Immortal a beautiful fan fiction created by Tara Gilesbie if you somehow haven't read it already I suggest you do so.

Disclaimer: All the characters here other than Ebony, Willow, and Britney belong to JK Rowling. (List will be expanded if I find a character I have looked over) These three characters as well as the general plot of the story belong to Tara Gilesbie. I am sure that you have heard of the infamous My Immortal but have been too frightened to seek it out and read it. Or, maybe you did and have lost all faith in fanfic writers. Well I did the latter and have gotten INSPIRED. Inspired to do what? you might ask. Inspired to redeem Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and give her actual character development, as well as all the other characters. I may be unfit to do this, I will admit that I have so far only read the first Harry Potter book, but I assure you that my writing may just save this atrocity, not only with proper, understandable writing, but also with a better plot and better-developed if not more-canon characters. In my noble work I have removed all scenes involving "he put his thingy into my you-know what"s (actual quote from the original fic) as well as many other things that have made me facepalm so much I am probably strong enough to be One Slap Person. But never fear I will not remove some of the entertaining variations between the original fic and actual canon such as: Severus Snape being split into two characters, Dumbledore trying to be more hip, and of course, student Hagrid, because why not. Honestly if you have read the original fic you will see that in my attempt at "bringing to life" these characters, I am in a way satirizing the fic. Ironically. I say that cause I sincerely want to give better to Ebony and all the rest of the cast than what they were served originally. tl;dr: A rewrite of My Immortal with all the nonsensical Bad Things removed and more plot and character development added.

our protagonist of many talents finds herself being the only one who can save camp half blood. again.

Songfic for My Immortal by Evanescence

suffering. a crackfic parody of the infamous self-insert fanfic My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie but with all of dsmp (tara needs so much fucking therapy holy shit) yes we included every single dsmp member thats how many characters are in this godforsaken thing if any of the content creators mentioned arent cool with this, we will gladly delete :D dnf so funny haha :|

This is the best book for little kids ever it will not leave them mentally scarred in any way or make them question their existence. This book is very grammatically right and every single word be spelet write. Yay have a good day and don't forget to eat some illegally imported food to get that scrummy crime texture!

All credit goes to the original writer.

In the summer of 1998, Benjamin Moody meets a young and beautiful prodigy, Amy Lynn Lee in a youth summer camp in Little Rock, Arkansas. They instantly became the best of friends and gradually fell deeply in love. Young and in love, both sharing a mutual passion for music, they gave birth to a band that little did they know, would claim fame and forever alter the face of rock music but the trappings and the pressure of fame both took them into two different paths. Now years later, both Amy and Ben are called together because of a death of a friend, the person that once shared their band with and a brother. By the time they both laid their eyes on each other once again, memories were brought back and both instantly realize that they never fell out of love, can their budding romance finally bloom even now that neither were living the life they'd planned? Join S.Lee as she links little clues that the couple had carefully dropped through the years to form a plot of what supposedly happened before October 22, 2003 and what will happen afterwards. COMING SOON

Remy Ratbeard Dementia Raven Way is a normal pirate rat, living his life on the FS Megamind... until he falls in love with his crewmate linguini. Will they make it together? Or will they inevitably sink?