Historias de Mylifeisajoke

It's as they say, fourths time the charm.

Wanna here a joke? My life Hahahahahaha I'm funny I know

I feel like shit.

this is the story about how bad i am at spanish and decided to call espanol espanyolo jk just enjoy this book i lied im bad at spanish lol this is a random joke book!!! my life!

I shall tell you the tale of the life of a chocolate enthusiast... whose greatest enemy is her lactose intolerance.

ranboo.. <3 ranboo RANBOO !!! ☆ RANBOO ♡ !! ♡ ranboo♡ ranboo ! ¡¡¡ ranboo !!! ... ranboo.... ☆ranboo_ !!! OMG RANBOO !!★ ♡%꒰⑉• •⑉꒱ ♡' RANBOO !! ☆ <3 (☆__★)/♡ RANBOO♡ ranboo <3 <3 <3 ranboo . ranboo !. ♡ ♡ ! RANBOO ! ♡

Catastrophic: Extremely unfortunate or unsuccessful. Their lives intertwined, and it became catastrophic...

I hate diplomats.

uh, I wrote this since I wanna improve my writing skills but anyway this..thing/book.. is about when reader travels back in time and joins the revolution, meeting the guys and stuff (*disclaimer* I don't know much about U.S history, this will be a bad book and this is just a experiment but trust me, I'm trying my best ;-;)

I have no friends, that's why. I'm a worthless human.

"Shh it's fine" I say as I yeet your favorite character into a fire and turn their friends evil. So shut the fuck up, step away from people who might look at your phone, sit down and get cozy cause ya bitch got a head full of crack coc- oh I can't say that? It's what the script says- *beeeep* Okay management says I gotta say "ideaas" And about that cozy thing, here sit by this fire I made for you! It's totally not because I pissed off Todoroki and it doesn't have dead bodies burning in it and isn't only still burning with my rage **marked mature because I cuss cause I'm a crackhead and who knows what's gonna happen**

i'm bored at work and i'm feeling so many emotions??? gonna write about a fictional story. anyways is something up with the stars? everything feels so overwhelming.

First joke= My life.... First funny= Meh face

just a short poem.

the secrets will be reversed an the rift is braking

Warning: this book contains sexual abuse, mental abuse, self harm and physical abuse. A young couple, still in high school, are finding out secrets from Zoe's, the girl's past and what happens at home and Alex,the guy is put in a very difficult position, not knowing how to make Zoe's life somewhat normal again. She scared of every touch of any body. However the truth comes out and no one can do anything to capture the Beast that scared Zoe for life, until Alex takes it into his own hands.

The sequel

warning if you are triggered by suicide, self harm, alcohol abuse, drug abuse or anything like that STOP READING NOW!

a teen girl caroline goes on a school trip with her class,she finds some weird ass VR-set,guess what she did🥰