spicimami13
"I broke the fourth wall to tell y'all this..." Rose begins, directing every single word at you.
"I'm fat, I drool and snort when I laugh. Oh and have literally no life." Rose takes a few breaths before she proceeds with the next line. She is very unfit.
"If you don't read this book then you are saying that a fat person's story is not as valid as a thin, funny other Wattpad girl's story." Rose smiles, proud of her guilting method but soon looks at the time and realises she has only a few seconds until the fourth wall is rebuilt.
"YOU HEARD ME, READ OR BE ACCUSED OF DISCRIMINATION."
Rose pants and waddles off into the distance back to her fictional world.