Historias de Mythicalsausage

A silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck

Scott and Xornoth move into a new town, and meet a bunch of interesting people. However, something seems to be following them... ~~~~~~~~ Sorry the description/cover is kinda trash. Its my first story, so please be nice!

"My dreams keep digging up the bones of memories Discarded remnants of former times" - Ancient History, The Crane Wives --- Once upon a time, there was an Emperor. His name was Pixl Riffs, and though he was an Emperor, his main focus was archaeology. He dug up bones and dated spearheads and spent long hours in the library, researching. And then that all began to change, thanks to a pottery shard and a dream. And then it all continued to change, thanks to multiple mysterious artifacts and a new Emperor and many, many more dreams. And then corruption began to spread, and everything was doomed. (Right?) --- Or, Pix's dreams are visions of a different world, everything looks doomed until it doesn't, our favorite archaeologist takes a liking to a certain bard, star-studded darkness rises to the surface, groudbreaking discoveries are made, insanity sets in, and the past and present are more connected than you'd think.

Multiple stories about both seasons of Empires SMP. All characters and (canon) friend- & relationships :) Trigger & content warnings are posted per story. All of these stories can also be found on AO3, @LatteHatesCoffee, under the pseud gemswizardhat This is probably obvious but this is about the characters only, andnot the creators in any way shape or form.

"Arcane Academy, you beautiful sight," Pixl Riffs breathed as he stood at the gate of said school. A mischievous grin spread across his lips. "The dean is going to regret even considering letting me in once these next few years are over." He stepped forward, taking his very first step onto the campus of the Arcane Academy for Heroes. And this is where our story starts, ladies and gentlemen and all in between. The tale of a young man, a leader, a humble soul, put to the test to measure his strength both physically and mentally. *** This has nothing to do with the Netflix show, and this will become a series if I don't lose interest immediately. *** This work belongs to me, @bumblvee, and only me. I reserve the right to this work. Any and all reposts of any kind are strictly prohibited. (This work is posted on Ao3, @/VinnickySplicky)

Experiment au, discontinued I lost interest in empires after season one, im sorry

On hiatus indefinitely feel free to use the idea probably won't continue good day Cover by Adrienalinne from jimmy's discord C! Jimmy corruption story No current description further than that Includes: Flower husbands Joey x Xornoth Lizzie x Joel No sexual content in this story if you want that look elsewhere or write your own story (: Check out my other book(s) -first updates (info and prologue) Published 20th Oct 2021

A Hermitcraft/ Empires/ Traffic Life SMP Fanfic plus a Few Other Characters, This Story takes place in The Naruto Universe (AU). There will be some Oc inserts, and I'll try not to use them too much. Just My Oc, and my two friends OCs. (My Oc Will Be Etho's Little Sister in this AU, because I see Etho as a Big Brother Figure someone I can look up to; "Being the oldest among my siblings, I was normally the one being looked up to" so having someone else to look up to has helped me figure things out a bit better.) This Will Also Be An Etho centric fanfic because, yes, I'll try my best. I'm not the most creative person. There may also be ships, but I'm not too sure yet, but if I do add Ships (I'm only shipping the characters, not the actual people/CCs.) >--------------------<=======>--------------------< Etho's POV It's the Day of the Academy Graduation Exam, and Etho was nervous. He was in the backyard practicing for the Exam, its quite early in the morning. The sun is just starting to rise from behind the horizon. Ok, I just need to try again, I want to prove I'm ready to protect the village *weaving signs* Shadow Clone Jutsu!. Yes!! I did it. I made 5 Shadow clones this time. Ok, time for target practice as well. Etho sets up a few targets on 3 trees and 2 stones in a circle around him. Closing his eyes, he readys his Kunai and jumps up spining in a 360, and throws the kunai. When he lands, he opens his eyes and looks at the targets. Bullseye, Bullseye, Yes!! All of them are a Bullseye. Etho continues to practice until the sun rises, and Beef calls him inside for breakfast. You were training again, weren't you Etho? Beef asks as they sit at the small dining table for breakfast, Night was already seated. Yeah, I made 5 Shadow Clones this time, and i got all 5 Bullseyes. Beef: Good job, buddy.) Night: That's so cool, Ni-San. Can you teach me, too?) Maybe when you're older, you just started at the Academy. Night: But Ni-San....

This is a fanfiction of "Empires smp s1", as well as a remake of my old "Dead Jimmy au" which was posted on my old Wattpad account(I no longer have access to it!) I'll upload two chapters every two weeks(?) depends if I've finished the chapter/s. Cover photo made by me!! Tiktok: @rainefouu1 Blurb: The ocean queen, Lizzie, sets out on an investigation with three others after the funeral of her dead brother. Jimmy. The investigation led on for months, it started in winter...it's now the middle of spring. On the journey, they find out who killed him, and why winter is happening in spring. As well as much more information that they needed to know. Can you find out the killer before they do? Read on to find out.

Letters and Books from the World of Empires SMP Seasons 1 & 2

This is an AU where everyone mysteriously swaps Empires! I am working on this story with @PhantasmaCreeps and @Puz0r, so don't go saying I copied them or they copied me please. I will be doing Lizzie's POV, Phantansma will be doing Scott's POV, and Punz0r will be doing Pixl's POV. Enjoy :]

Jimmy is kidnapped and has no clue what is happening. Sausage believes it's up to him to save him - Can he do it? Writers: @CallMeSausage Fillia (no wattpad? L) Editor: @Problematic_Parrot

Just some gay ass bitches in a chatfic I dunno.

"You guys aren't going to budge on this, are you? You- you don't even have a proper boat, there's none of the cannons or anything. Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, it's hard breaking laws after so many years of running a benevolent kingdom. You guys know about where the empires are, and free trade agreements, and the structural integrity of certain buildings, not whatever it is you're planning." "So what?" Joel said, seemingly taking on the brunt of this debate. "We can, I dunno, steal treasure from the abandoned empires. We know where all their stuff is anyway, so hah, take that-" There was a pause. A realization shared among all three in the conversation, if you will. Not quite a lull, per se-this is something that would be marked in a script, that would be etched into history, that would seal their fates in aptly said teasing words. "Joel," began Lizzie, "Did you just come up with a near-flawless plan to become pirates?" He seemed to consider this. Looked to Jimmy, offered him a shit-eating grin. "Sorry, lad. I think you just led us right to a solution." - OR; Joel & Lizzie decide that they're best suited for a life at sea. An old friend from years past (it's only been a month or two) makes a treacherous deal with forces he doesn't understand. From their graves, ghosts of past empires arise. When present grudges and future feuds stir the pot, will our valiant heroes make it out alive? Oh, and also... there are hot women. Lots of them. Trust me. - hi all! this is essentially a sequel to High Tide, another book I have in my library- this is set to be a bit more epic though, I have a notebook's worth of planning! if you've not read it, this will make very little sense. still, welcome!

*Formerly titled: "Hey Who's Got My Hat?" The Cowboy Hat Rule: A rule made to keep people from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy's hat, you have to ride the cowboy! With that in mind, what kind of shenanigans will the beloved Sheriff get into? Cover art isn't mine. It belongs to @/azioxo on tumblr. Link to the original work: https://azioxo.tumblr.com/post/688317581938065408/i-am-not-normal-about-sheriff-jimmy

"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart." "If somebody said it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just an average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied." "But let me assure you, this like any story worth telling, is all about a boy. A boy from my school. Scott Watson. The man I've loved since before I even knew I liked boys." "My name is Jimmy Parker. And i am the one and only Solidarity."

Jimmy, Fwhip and Joel are in a band that's it enjoy

So I really like the gacha react videos and I always wanted to make one myself but I'm not really experienced with that kind of thing so I decided to make a sort of script and post it here. This is the first in a series of Minecraft SMPs reacting to each other, I'll post the links to my other works at the end. Also, I am using an oc of mine, her name is Jana, she handles the afterlife and is the one who reincarnates souls into new bodies. Hope you enjoy! :) Cover art edited version of Empires SMP fanart by Kiseki

A REWRITE OF JUMMY ESMP2 ENDING BECAUSE I FOUND IT RLLY UNINTERESTING AND RUSHED :( (sorry Jimmy ily)

"Season of love yet you're alone, tears of loneliness" ~~~ Mostly flower husbands and venus flytrap husbands (because venus flytrap husbands are underrated and I want more of it) + other canon (+ fancanons) ships in empires smp Cover made by: Me (Leah_Lemon on YT)