Mythicalsausage Stories

A silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck

[fWhip created group "Best class [E2]"] [fWhip added Jimmy Solidarity, Joel, Pixlriffs, and 8 other people] fWhip: HEYO ----- Or; A mostly-chatfic, partially-genuine story based on Empires S2 :) Now featuring the Hermits! (Chapter 24 to 33!) A sequel for this incomplete story can be found and it is called "the superior class of esempii"! ( Crossposted on AO3 ) ----- Cover by me! If you have any requests / questions, feel free to ask! Sometimes I talk about ABITPEIH on Tumblr [@crazy-pe3p] :)

Scott and Xornoth move into a new town, and meet a bunch of interesting people. However, something seems to be following them... ~~~~~~~~ Sorry the description/cover is kinda trash. Its my first story, so please be nice!

After the explosion caused by Fwhip and Jimmy, Jimmy had alerted the other rulers of the realm. But things are not as bad as they appeared to be... Fwhip gets rescued by a familiar face, who turned out to be not who Fwhip thought they were. /◀ɸ◈/ News/Other: !!CURRENTLY ON INDEFINITE HIATUS!! - Sorryyy >: - I do not know how long this will last. - There's a chance it won't come back. - But please! Continue my AU in YOUR stories!! [I'd love to read them] Ranks: #1 in 'SolidarityGaming' as of 1/1/2024 #1 in 'Sausage' as of 12/21/2023 #1 in 'Witherhusbands' as of 12/21/2023 #24 in 'MythicalSausage' as of 12/21/223 #22 in 'fWhip' as of 12/21/2023

what the title says! this is Part 1- bc theirs a fucking page limit of 200 pages...

Just a bunch of MCYT Incorrect Quotes. Either from my Tumblr or ones I come up with on the spot.

Basically the children of the empires characters have powers and battle it out because some of them feel that their land is not worthy. I know the plot is terrible. Deal with it.

"You guys aren't going to budge on this, are you? You- you don't even have a proper boat, there's none of the cannons or anything. Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, it's hard breaking laws after so many years of running a benevolent kingdom. You guys know about where the empires are, and free trade agreements, and the structural integrity of certain buildings, not whatever it is you're planning." "So what?" Joel said, seemingly taking on the brunt of this debate. "We can, I dunno, steal treasure from the abandoned empires. We know where all their stuff is anyway, so hah, take that-" There was a pause. A realization shared among all three in the conversation, if you will. Not quite a lull, per se-this is something that would be marked in a script, that would be etched into history, that would seal their fates in aptly said teasing words. "Joel," began Lizzie, "Did you just come up with a near-flawless plan to become pirates?" He seemed to consider this. Looked to Jimmy, offered him a shit-eating grin. "Sorry, lad. I think you just led us right to a solution." - OR; Joel & Lizzie decide that they're best suited for a life at sea. An old friend from years past (it's only been a month or two) makes a treacherous deal with forces he doesn't understand. From their graves, ghosts of past empires arise. When present grudges and future feuds stir the pot, will our valiant heroes make it out alive? Oh, and also... there are hot women. Lots of them. Trust me. - hi all! this is essentially a sequel to High Tide, another book I have in my library- this is set to be a bit more epic though, I have a notebook's worth of planning! if you've not read it, this will make very little sense. still, welcome!

[ A/N: This Book Will Have Very Slow Uploads From Now On Due To Me Wanting To Focus More On Later Seasons Of Empires And Other MCYT Servers, I Hope You Still Enjoy What Has And Will Be Posted Here Though! ] Hello There! I Know I Only Post Around Once A Month Or So In General But I Made This Oneshot Book Over A Year And A Half Ago And I Wanted To Update The Description. This Is The Book Where I'll Be Posting Oneshots About Empires SMP Season One. I Have Another Book For Season Two & I Plan To Make A Book For Season Three If/When It Comes Out. I Also Now Have A Book For Miscellaneous MCYT Oneshots (Because I Plan To Keep My Account Very ESMP Focused) With That Said, I Hope You Enjoy What I Have And Will Write Here!

This will be where I write some scenes about Vampires SMP, mostly around the Militia, aka Sausage, Ren, Martyn and Apo, since I've mostly just watches Sausage's, Ren's and Martyn's POVS. (Btw, the cover is not made by me, a friend sent a picture of it, I'm not sure who it's by)

Hey There, I am Kylie, in this book there will be TW's which will be mentioned the pictures used in this story will be credited rightfully. The characters in this story belong to the SMP, a few characters may be added as the story moves along. Please read the first chapter as it's quite important to understand the book. The Story Cover by @lcharlesb on Pinterest <3 Rankings : (above 20) #10 in Katherine as of 21/04/2022 #12 in Pixlriffs as of 21/04/2022 #14 in Solidarity as of 21/04/2022 #14 in Xornoth as of 21/04/2022 #15 in Mythical Sausage as of 21/04/2022 #17 in Fwhip as of 21/04/2022

idk what to put in the Descoption so Hi. Also there will be ships

Fwhip created group "The Superior Class (E1)" Fwhip added Gemini Tay, Sausage, and 7 others Fwhip: Hello mother fuckers!! Pixl Riffs: Oh boy. ----- Or; The author wanted to write another thing but didn't feel like continuing the previous chatfic so he went 'why not make a technically prequel to the unfinished chatfic?' ----- ( Crossposted on AO3 ) ----- Cover by me! If you have any requests / questions, feel free to ask! Sometimes I talk about ABITPEIH / TSCOE on Tumblr [@crazy-pe3p] :)

Multiple stories about both seasons of Empires SMP. All characters and (canon) friend- & relationships :) Trigger & content warnings are posted per story. All of these stories can also be found on AO3, @LatteHatesCoffee, under the pseud gemswizardhat This is probably obvious but this is about the characters only, andnot the creators in any way shape or form.

Thirteen ordinary people, ripped from their ordinary world and plummeted into a game of life and death. Wins and losses. Good and evil. Two people have been elected as evil. These people's personalities have been altered so that they don't feel sorrow. Pain. But they are very good liars. Their job is to make the good's live's hell. Every night, they must discreetly kill a player. The next morning, the evil must pretend to be good as the players will all collectively vote. Anything that anyone says can and will be used against them. There are no friends. Only good. And evil. This is Good And Evil.

what the title says! this is Part 2- bc theirs a fucking page limit of 200 pages...

This is a Empires Smp one shots book. Both season 1 and 2. So I may add Hermitcraft meme bees in here to when writing in season 2 for the crossover. You may request for certain things. Example: you want a nature wives angst during a game of truth or dare. or something. Be specific in what you want if you do want a certain situation In this book. If not you may just request Nature wives angst. And leave it up to me how it happens. (Am I using nature wives as a example bc of Shelby and Katherine's current relationship in season 2 right now. Yes 😭. THIS WILL INCLUDE SOME SMUT!!! What you may request: Ships, fluff, angst, lime, comfort, smut, Or any random interaction between 2 characters. I recommend as ships bc right now I really need ships to sail. (Flower husbands in limited life practically divorced) and (nature wives in season two right now). So if you do request a ship you will most likely get made before just a friend one shot. What you may not request: No illegal ships. (Between siblings as a example: Seablings) and anything else that's not illegal is fine. You may ask for a hermitcraft ship as well but I do not watch hermitcraft povs that much so I'm not as familiar with the people. Thank you for reading.

I'm not giving out a description. Expect for the basics, No Swearing. (The Fifth Commandment, Honor thy Father and Mother) Ships: Jizzie Flower Husbands Nature Wives Olix Scarian

Vigilantes are a two in one, they save the innocent, but also pick fights with the main villain, causing more chaos than necessary. This is basically an Empires SMP hero AU, it seemed fun so here I am writing it.

Will contain Katherine Elizabeth drabblesunless stated otherwise ... There's also a LOT of cringe in the first few chapters. I was writing those at 2-4 a.m. ( I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THE STORY UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE)