Mythicalsausage Geschichten

A silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck

Scott and Xornoth move into a new town, and meet a bunch of interesting people. However, something seems to be following them... ~~~~~~~~ Sorry the description/cover is kinda trash. Its my first story, so please be nice!

Empires S2 oneshots If you like these stories I do recommend my other ones since the people in this story and possibly dynamic will appear in those too :D

Empires Oneshots!

Jimmy, Fwhip and Joel are in a band that's it enjoy

Doing short stories of both the first and second seasons. I'm really into Angst so that might be most of it lol. (Turns out that's all I write, my bad) Cover art drawn by ✨me✨

I was writing the second chapter of a fanfic and had writer's block, so I thought, "Why not see what a story generator does with it?" So it's several short stories that I might string together sometime, who knows? But for now, just nonsense. The chapters are stranger and stranger, honestly.

Jimmy is kidnapped and has no clue what is happening. Sausage believes it's up to him to save him - Can he do it? Writers: @CallMeSausage Fillia (no wattpad? L) Editor: @Problematic_Parrot

This is what happens when boredom kills you. Requests on first page, will respond "accepted" or "denied", depending on if I'll do it or not. Do not flood me with the same ships over and over, it gets boring. Remember, these are the Minecraft personas. Not the real people. Thank you. Will do: Fluff angst smut (only certain ships..) gore (and murder) won't do: self harm heavy gore rape / noncon I have other smp oneshots too! Check them out? :D

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ᴅᴇᴀʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀꜱ. ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀʀʀᴀᴛᴏʀ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍʏ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ. ꜱᴏ ꜱɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ, ʀᴇʟᴀx, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇ̺̯ɴ̩̙͓̣͕̗ᴊ͈͖̣͙̪ͅᴏ͕̬̞̺ʏ̲͖͍͍͙͉ ᴛ̳ʜ̭̫͖ᴇ̙̞͎̬̙ͅ ꜱ̦͎͚ʜ͓̬̺͉̩̖ᴏ͉͖̹ᴡ͙̥̤. ... !!Heavily inspired by the Abandoned Circus AU by AppleEye on YouTube!!

what the title says! this is Part 2- bc theirs a fucking page limit of 200 pages...

I love this SMP so you're getting these! There might be some shipping in some but I'll let you know when 👍

Bunch of oneshots from you lovely people:) This is my first oneshot book though, so please bear with me:)

30 years after the events of Season 1 Empires. Gem and her brother Fwhip live in a small cottage far far way from the remains of their kingdoms. Gem is now a retired wizard, yet her sibling still enjoys tinkering around with redstone, but this all changes when they get a visit from an old face with a cunning plan to change their past. If you haven't watched Empires smp then I recommend you do as it might not make sense. Also original characters are from the ESMP server. Enjoy!

All of the kingdoms of the Empires Season 1 were on edge as Xornoth fought to control the realm. Two leaders, Gem of the Crystal Cliffs and Scott of Rivendell struggled against Xornoth, along with many other brave rulers. When Gem and Scott got kidnapped by Xornoth's minions, Joey and Sausage, Jimmy was luckily around to save them. But what if Jimmy hadn't come? What of Gem and Scott had been left to suffer in the dungeons of Mythland? By a twist of time and fate, Jimmy had no reason to come to the kingdom that day. The timeline stumbles down a different path. Creative liberties are taken and there is a lot of paraphrasing of events especially in the beginning.

12 Rulers, 2 Murderers, 1 Hero. Just classic murder mystery. No cover yet. Written with the help of @inetske

Icy... Venom.... Ender..... Vengeance....

Letters and Books from the World of Empires SMP Seasons 1 & 2

An epic in the styles of the Odyssey and the Iliad, following the story of Mythical Sausage and his corruption, his fight to escape the demon and be saved, and ultimately ending with the death of his best friend, Pearl. This story is a tragedy, be warned- Enjoy! :D

NEW AND REWRITTEN Finally a new school. Sausage, Pearl and Gem are really hyped about the idea of going to school with other Royals. Finally no more getting homeschooled. Every Rulers child will go to the Crystal-Cliffs-Academy. Even the son of the feared king Steven, king of the Grimlands, Fwhip, will finally attend a school with other people and Sausage can't stop himself from falling for him. What will they do when they find out about Fwhips secret? Will Sausage and Fwhip be together even though their empires hate each other ? *updates every second Saturday* !! Cover by kiseki !! I can't draw :(