Mythicalsausage Stories

A silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck!!!!

A war is brewing between the empires, one that has been in the making since the founding of Rivendell. The first strike is a crushing blow that brings with it a terrible tragedy. Five years later, the war is still ongoing, having reached a stalemate. Life in war has become the terrible new normal for King Scott, until it's disrupted by a message from the Ocean Queen. Lizzie has discovered something that brings back an old hope and sends her, Scott, and Joel on a quest to gather what they need to save the world. Along the way, they may just discover things about themselves that could change everything.

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

Life as a royal seems so simple. Money, fame, and power are all at your fingertips. It should be easy, and yet... One decision, one choice, one thought, one mistake is all it takes to break the peace. A single wrong move can send it all crashing down. --- An Empires SMP s1 royalty highschool au! (With a bit more hiding behind the surface...) Ships include: Flower Husbands Jizzie Nature Wives Jornoth Shiny Duo + More! -- Crossposted on AO3! Art in cover by kisekii25 on tumblr!!

Fwhip created group "The Superior Class (E1)" Fwhip added Gemini Tay, Sausage, and 7 others Fwhip: Hello mother fuckers!! Pixl Riffs: Oh boy. ----- Or; The author wanted to write another thing but didn't feel like continuing the previous chatfic so he went 'why not make a technically prequel to the unfinished chatfic?' ----- ( Crossposted on AO3 ) ----- Cover by me! If you have any requests / questions, feel free to ask! Sometimes I talk about ABITPEIH / TSCOE on Tumblr [@crazy-pe3p] :)

This is a high school au about nature wives jizzie and maybe jornoth??? Where they r in a class and IDK JUST PLS READ (AND SOME FLOWER HUSBANDS OFC)

It's been 20 years since the empires have rebuilt and now have heirs, Mythland and The Lost Empire are strictly off limits, as some believe they still have evil from Xornoth in the rulers and empires. But the heir of Mythland, Trax, believes he can convince the other 10 empires there is no more evil or demon in the world. Taking the heir to The Lost Empire with him, Liam and Trax intend to put an end to the beliefs of the demon still lurking in the two forbidden empires. Also don't ask how Scott came back to life and how all those complicated endings went, Lizzie is still an axolotl, Scott is alive, Shrub is still a gnome, don't ask please, I ain't thinking up those things.

EmpiresSMP Hogwarts AU but the authors loves this trio so much and the editor(s) have no idea who tf these guys are Made by: @CallMeSausage And Fillia! Edited by: @Problematic_Parrot And Cereal (only a little)

(Cover art is mine) An Empires SMP fanfiction ---- 'This has been a wonderful journey.' 'Is it gone yet, dad? Or is it still out there, coming for us?' 'I don't know Gem....something just doesn't feel right.' 'Something's happening. We're not safe here.' 'History is returning in full. And that's worrying.' 'Overgrown, what can I do? It seems as though the world is falling apart before my very eyes!' 'Shadow! He's here! He's coming for me! He destroyed my home and he's after me now!' 'Why is everyone so frantic? Am I missing something?' 'I don't know what's happening Lizzie! The ponds are running dry!' 'This is great! Just great! We'll hold it at the Church of the Blood Sheep. Is that okay?' 'This will be the best experiment yet! I know it!' 'You shall pay for the sins you have committed! Come at me, puny weaklings!' 'Exor shall be proud of me for what I've done! At least, I hope.... You shall be the pawns of his game.' ---- The empires are peaceful. The skies are clear. Relationships blossom like flowers on a summer's day. But not for long. A corruption spreads like wildfire across the land of the empires, and no one is safe from it's grasp as it captures and destroys everything in it's path. Every so often, the shadow or silhouette of a horned man appears, frightening children and adults alike. What legends is it part of? Meanwhile, across the empires themselves, the sweet flower of affection raises her petals to the sky as sibling love, romance and parental adoration spreads around the lands. But will these affections harbour tyranny? Or will they halt fear and treachery in their paths? With this new turn of events, the emperors can't tell who to trust. Anyone could be a traitor: A close friend, sibling, lover- and everyone is on edge. Will they be able to find the turncoats among them? Or will everything they've worked for be lost to time?

EmpiresSMP high school AU written by two rlly unmotivated but motivated people-

Reality High, a school for royals and wealthy people. Pix does not belong here. The only reason why he is here is because of a scholarship his parents got for him. But as he arrived to this school with his best friend, Katherine, his worries about his identity faded, as he started to enjoy the life here. Reality High, a school that's completely different. From what Pix can see, this school actually teaches you knowledges. The students are nice, the school is fancy... Experience definitely won't lack for Pix in the future. But as Pix lived his life in Reality High, he and his friends started to develop strange powers. As they discovered that this rich school isn't exactly what it seems to people. It's not a school. It's a prison. And somehow they have to escape it. - Rules: 1. Please do not ever leave your dorm after 10p.m. and before 4a.m. 2. When the lunch lady in the cafeteria is wearing red clothes, do not take food from them. 3. The nurse's office is available 24/7, although we do not recommend going in there after dark. 4. Please stay in your assign seat at all times after the bell rings. It is a rule that tends to be ignored by first years, do not neglect the importance of staying in your assign seat. 5. If you hear voices, or a voice telling you to obey them, please ignore them. You are just imagining things. 6. If you see some unusual visions, please ignore them. You are just imagining things. 7. If you or your friends are find to develop abilities, please report that to the counselor immediately. 8. Please follow all rules at all times 9. Any consequences, injuries, illness, mental damage, or death are not the school's responsibility. 10. Now that you are here, you may never leave. Enjoy your stay! <3 ------ This work belongs to me, @itskniffee, and only me. I reserve the right to this work. Any and all reposts of any kind are strictly prohibited.

Sausage stopped himself mid-sentence as he caught a glimpse of Scott's hands. Several of his fingers were bandaged. The few that weren't hidden beneath the off-white dressing looked red and slightly swollen. Particularly at the fingertips. What could have caused that? "What happened to your fingers?" Sausage asked. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to sgorbyx on tumblr. Link to the original work: https://sgorbyx.tumblr.com/post/692031374793785344/sewing-a-piece-of-art

Sparrow loves to fly, thinks it's his only reason for life. On the losing side of a treacherous war, he is tasked with delivering life-saving battle plans to the capital. Though, on the flight there, something terrible occurs. But it just might be the best, worst thing to even happen to him... Cover is not mine, obviously. Did you really think I could art? HAH, no. All credit goes to Doodlelist on twitter or whatever other platform they might be on. Go and check them out. (Working on a cover as you read) >:D TW: Violence

A single book, a single relationship, and a single entity who is ready to fuck with everyone and everything until all is reduced to nothing but ashes, destruction, pain and misery. Twelve empires living together in peace (well, as peaceful as one can get with wars over such things as petty as what kind of fish is better or who can pull the better prank) and twelve young rulers (well, as young as a ten-foot tall immortal fish or an animal god's immortal host champion can be) to guide each one. Yes. These empires all seem to have bright futures ahead of them... A thirteenth empire arises from the depths of the jungle.

In the sprawling supercontinent of Permea, twelve empires thrive, unaware of the danger lurking in the ground beneath their feet. As tensions rise, hostilities rearing their heads, the emperors being to search for answers. Friend, foe, lover, family. All of these relations must be tested, now more than ever. In the event of a catastrophe, will their alliances hold? Will they discover the traitors among them? Or will these kingdoms, their homes, be swallowed by the waters of anarchy before they can blink? ---- (I do not own any of the empires, emperors, or other ESMP related things. I have mostly rewritten the storyline, and included several of my own characters.)

-What is in this oneshots book? -Empires smp, Dream smp, Origins Smp, Afterlife smp, The life series, Newlife Smp, Outsiders smp, Rats smp, and the DND oneshot. -What type of content can I expect to be in here? -Probably anything other than smut, lemon, or lime I just can't write it. -How long will these oneshots be? -Around 1000 words. -When will this get updates? -Whenever I can because I have a few other books I'm writing. -How can I vote? -Just put it int the comments at the end of the story. That's it! Hope you enjoy!

Book two, read book 1 first. I swear, nothing will make sense if you don't- When Joel of Stratos is found dead on the coast of the now uninhabited Eversea, the remaining nine must work out who has done this. Only a truly evil being would slay an innocent man. But what mortal being has the power to slay a god? And who is next?

So I really like the gacha react videos and I always wanted to make one myself but I'm not really experienced with that kind of thing so I decided to make a sort of script and post it here. This is the second in a series of Minecraft SMPs reacting to each other, I'll post the links to my other works at the end. Also, I am using an oc of mine, her name is Jana, she handles the afterlife and is the one who reincarnates souls into new bodies. Hope you enjoy! :) Cover art edited version of Empires SMP fanart by Kiseki