Mythicalsausage Stories

Random oneshots w/ ships, lore, wholesome stuff, battles, etc. see page 1 for details :3

You've probably heard this one a thousand times. Where vampires are just ordinary humans with ordinary lives. Well, these lives aren't quite that ordinary. OR The crew of VSMP are actors in a play based off a famous book series. Lots of shenanigans ensue.

A war is brewing between the empires, one that has been in the making since the founding of Rivendell. The first strike is a crushing blow that brings with it a terrible tragedy. Five years later, the war is still ongoing, having reached a stalemate. Life in war has become the terrible new normal for King Scott, until it's disrupted by a message from the Ocean Queen. Lizzie has discovered something that brings back an old hope and sends her, Scott, and Joel on a quest to gather what they need to save the world. Along the way, they may just discover things about themselves that could change everything.

An exploration of disability, and the bonds forged through understanding and compassion. Empires SMP fanfiction, set in season 1 Credit for the cover photo goes to @Pearlescentmoon12335, the photographer

"Alright," said Scar, "it's been nice knowing you." "Likewise." There was searing pain in Cleo's chest and a few frantic seconds of gasping for air, and then nothing. They were dead . . . and then they woke up. --- Cleo lives and dies and lives again . . . and a few more times, for good measure. Installation 11 of The Foxlore Collection This fic can be read on its own.

The crown made by Fwhip is forged by ancient gold and one magical crystal from each empire to make the Emperor of their world. Except Joey made some decision on letting evil out. What happens now when the crown is cursed?

When FWhip started at Jade Mountain Academy, he'd never exactly expected to be chasing a friend (not really, but you know) turned madman across the continent with most of his winglet, and yet here he was. After Joel snapped- presumably from an overuse of animus magic- and vanished after killing a teacher and declaring that he was going to make himself the only living animus dragon, his friend Jimmy set off after him to stop him, and of course Lizzie and Gem dragged FWhip and most of their winglet along to track Joel down and stop him before he does any more bad stuff. All in all, not how FWhip expected his stay at Jade Mountain to go. -- An Empires S1 Wings Of Fire AU. Book 2 of the 'Wings of Power' Series. (Series name suggestion by @Rainyjoi2009) Sequel to 'Greater Powers'. Wattpad only, if you see this on another site it's been stolen

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A REWRITE OF JUMMY ESMP2 ENDING BECAUSE I FOUND IT RLLY UNINTERESTING AND RUSHED :( (sorry Jimmy ily)

Sausage stopped himself mid-sentence as he caught a glimpse of Scott's hands. Several of his fingers were bandaged. The few that weren't hidden beneath the off-white dressing looked red and slightly swollen. Particularly at the fingertips. What could have caused that? "What happened to your fingers?" Sausage asked. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to sgorbyx on tumblr. Link to the original work: https://sgorbyx.tumblr.com/post/692031374793785344/sewing-a-piece-of-art

- A random fanfic I got the inspo to make so yeah! INSPIRED BY: TheActualori on Pinterest! Name work in progress, pls help lol. - PLOT These are all little fun moments/ideas surrounding around the same idea of Bratwurst and Fwhip having to take care of Hermes while Sausage is gone. dunno why Joel and Liz didn't, ill come up with an excuse for that later lol. so yeah, enjoy ig! - REQUESTS You can request a chapter if you'd like! It can be a scenario, involve other members/characters, and etc! Just comment it on any chapter that says 'Taking requests'!! <3 -AWARDS [none yet]

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A bunch of pirates smp oneshots cause im bored requests open

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Bunch of oneshots from you lovely people:) This is my first oneshot book though, so please bear with me:)

a what if about Empires smp S2, if Joel never went through the rift. All the emperors and empresses went through the rift to hermitcraft sever all but one, the god of stratos, Joel. Left alone to protect the empires left behind by their rulers and having to raise four kids alone isn't very easy. (I forgot how long the empire smp members were on hermitcraft for so for the sake of the story let's say that they been on the hermitcraft server for 9 to 10 months which is 9 to 10 years on the empire smp)

In the world of Empires Smp, there are normally just two seablings. But how would things be different if all five had survived? This is an Empires Smp fanfiction.

Scott and Xornoth Major are the powerhouse siblings of their school, people practically fear them- specifically Xornoth as he can and will fight anyone over anything, whereas Scott is one of the kids everyone wants to be friends with and/or date him, and their also at the top of all of their classes. Well, when James "Jimmy" Lee-Dunn joins his sister, Lizzie Lee-Dunn, in school, he gets himself into some trouble with the twins, except Scott is a bit more forgiving. Strange.. (yes i made up a completely random last name-)

Scott sighed in bliss as Sausage held him close. A wonderous warmth radiating through him from the contact. Sausage wasn't the only source of warmth in the house of course. The ruler of Sanctuary is quite muscular but he alone can't ward off the current chill settling over most of the empires. It was that weird transition period between autumn and winter when the air hasn't quite reached freezing temperatures but that crispy cool associated with the prior season had noticeably dropped. Hence, the lit fireplace aiding in keeping the pair warm as they cuddled on Scott's couch. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to @/entityredacted on tumblr. Link to the original work: https://www.tumblr.com/entityredacted/698199134212161536/what-if-we-cuddled-on-the-couch-in-front-of-the