Historias de Nachos

When Beavis and Butt-Head accidentally find themselves transported to the grimdark future of the 41st millennium, they are thrust into the heart of the Imperium of Man, facing terrifying warriors, fanatical sisters, and-most importantly-nachos. While wandering through the Emperor's sacred halls, they inadvertently stumble into a series of bizarre trials meant for the mightiest of heroes. Armed only with their teenage stupidity, an unholy obsession with snacks, and an uncanny ability to annoy the galaxy's deadliest beings, the two idiots manage to outlast terrifying encounters with the Adepta Sororitas (Sisters of Battle) and the Emperor's finest warriors, the Adeptus Custodes. As their journey continues, Beavis and Butt-Head become unlikely "heroes" in the Imperium, hilariously sidestepping real danger and accidentally befriending powerful figures like the Emperor himself, all while indulging in their love for nachos. When they eventually make a futile attempt to "score" with the Sisters of Battle, they get more than they bargained for, facing the wrath of the most powerful and fearsome women in the galaxy. But their antics-ranging from complete irreverence to outright disrespect-somehow earn them the Emperor's unexpected favor, with a surprising and absurd outcome that leaves them with a place in the 41st millennium... as the universe's most unlikely and absurd heroes. In a crossover that blends the absurdity of Beavis and Butt-Head with the grim seriousness of Warhammer 40K, this story follows two teenagers as they bumble their way through the universe's most dangerous era, with nachos as their only weapon.

Nacho average love story. Starring Augustus Gloop and Hazel Grace Lancaster.

Completed (book 1 in a poetry series) *Trigger Warning* Triggering topics will be described and discussed in this book. Read at your own risk. Here is a collection of my poetry. Nothing more. Nothing less. I hope you delight in my deterioration...~

This S.A (Special A Class) inspired fan fiction is about a girl named Danica Calder who thought she already found the love of her life, and her future. but then she figured out that her Dream boy, Zayn Malik loves her bestfriend, Perrie Edwards! Later on, her long time school rival, Greyson Chance reveals his feelings for her. Who do you think she'll choose, her dream boy or her long time school rival? Why not try pressing "Start Reading" to find out! >.~ P.S: If ever you encounter the name "Lorraine" it is also Perrie :)

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Mel and Des both have shy friends that they plan on matchmaking. However, a wrench in thrown into the plans when Des discovers his true feelings.

Amber has gone through a good deal of events in her life. She's currently living with her father and awful step-mother in a Midwest town. However, when she meets a mysterious boy, her world turns. More drama is added and new decisions are made. Follow Amber as she breaks out of her shell and follows her dreams.

I know what you're all thinking. "EWWWWW, another cheesy high school story!" Well, my friends, it may be cheesy, but the cheese comes with a side of chips! Join Cameron and her friends on their completely sarcastic and unpredictable adventures. Maybe you'll even go to snack on some nachos.

Join Dan, Phil, Koolio kid with aids, Fat Albert, Jessica, Beckeh and lots of other kids on an adventure they'll never forget!!!!!! This story will be sure to keep you om the edge of your seat!!!!!!!!! This story was inspired by all of the magnificent works of robertidk. *TRIGGER WARNING there's swear words and food smut if you're down with that **Please don't take anything seriously

This is my Biography. Enjoy. But if you're white, get the fuck out. YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

Camping is a great way to take in the beauty of nature while also having a good time with your loved ones and friends. But camping doesn't have to mean eating boring or bland food. You can spice up your camping meals with some easy and delicious recipes that will make your taste buds happy and your stomach full. Here are some ideas for Savouring Nature's Bounty An Adventure in Camping Cuisine with Ang Chong Yi that you can try on your next trip.

I thought my partner loved me. But it turned out that she only loved my arch nemesis... lasagne A NINE-PART RANT

You thought it was going to be a normal day as you enjoyed the trump rally, but before you knew it, you ran into the wealthiest man in the world. ⚠️Warnings ⚠️ Light smut Death Billionaires #eattherich

This is a story based on Characters and People Obviously

This is a one shot made for the upcoming event, VALENTINES!! Happy Valentine Starco lovers. This is not magical Star and everything, but an Au where they meet by app... eventually becoming something more.

Who doesn't love a good laugh? And when you combine humor with a plate of nachos, you get a recipe for a delightful day. Nacho jokes are the perfect way to add some laughter to your life and make your day extra cheesy. In this article, we're serving up 30 nacho jokes that will have you chuckling in no time.