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"Baby! I still love you, you know!"
"You...Are a psychopath, Sasuke!"
An enormous carnival won teddy bear was thrown at my face from the bedroom window I was standing under. I caught it before it could hit the dirt and held it up.
"This bear represents our love, Naruto! You can't just throw what we have out the window!"
"You certainly did! Seeing that you broke up with me. You temperamental, bi-polar, manipulative- Ugh! I can't believe I thought you changed! You know, while we're both throwing stuff out the window, you can take this stupid bracelet you probably got from a gumball machine! It meant nothing before and it means nothing now!"
The bracelet struck me in the eye, I stumbled back as my eye began watering.
"Look," I shouted, continuing to rub my eye, "I'm sorry! I'll do anything!"
"Then leave me alone!" He snapped out, slamming the window down to shut it.
"No, no, no, wait-"
The sprinklers coincidentally came on. Wetting my clothes, my hair, and our teddy bear.
"This is a new low, dammit! This isn't the nineties!" I lifted the bear up to make sure it didn't get any wetter than it was.
Before the plot is to pursue any further, you may be curious to what led up to this ordeal. It's a long story, really. Even reciting it makes me want to punch myself in the face a few times. I might as well tell you since we're already this far.
This is the story of THE BREAKUP