Nathanexplosion Stories

Wlfxsvyzt -- | ( Various!Metalocalypse x Male!Reader ) Dethklok decides that they needs just one more band member. Thousands of auditions and, for some reason, one of them stands out. Something about that regular jack off dildo with a keytar lures them in. It doesn't make sense but, they had to satisfy their desires, they just had to let him join. - [ DISCLAIMER ] A lot of content warnings, this is Metalocalypse for crying out loud. Content warnings include, but are not limited to, cursing, death, self-induced harm, abuse, substance abuse, kidnapping, excessive violence, Dr. Rockzo, and more, so much more. I do not own the cover photo. The cover belongs to the band Catacombs Enshadowed, specifically their album called "Curse of Dark Centuries", you should give it a listen.

Some of these may be one shots, some may be continued further (it'll be in the title of the chapter if its a continuation) all of them will be Pickles and Nathan.

(Except it's kinda special) Imagines for the show Dethklok, includes all main band members, possibly more.

You're a woman that Charles hired for gender diversity after having several complaints from fans about them not having at least one woman in their band

idk who made the cover cuz I just downloaded it randomly from Google and when I actually write something and decide what the story will actually be about, I might change it. until it's done, it will just stay as a stupid thing with nothing. Now about the story. Idk what I'm writing. Will go with the flow. For now the idea is Nathan and Charles kinda falling for each other but avoiding it and saying they're just friends or smth like that. I'll try and save the show's humor and every character as authentic as possible. Mic drop.

ye, I was bored

Verra was one of the thousands of fans who loved Dethklok. When they're having trouble finding inspiration, luck brings them to her. As she grows closer with each member of the band, more than one becomes intrigued by her. She begins to build strong friendships, as well as relationships. Eventually she is caught between what she wants and what the press wants. Nathan, at first cold, discovers that she's different than girls who normally chase after him for exactly that reason. Verra doesn't feel the need to pursue. Toki and Verra quickly hit it off, becoming friends immediately. With his curse of death surrounding him and everyone he loves, will Verra get hurt by him? What exactly will Verra do for Dethklok, or TO them? *This story is not specifically focused on romance, and not every chapter will include it (although it is a big subplot).* Edit to add : Yo. It's 2022 now. I was like fuckin 14 or some shit when I wrote this. I still think it's funny and all, but you can 100% tell it's a 14 year old telling this story. Do with that information what you will.

You and Skwisgaar try to find the pieces to piece together you guys life together. With minor mistakes and mishaps, cheating and jealousy with a hint of rage, can you figure it out before your time runs out? Or have him longing for the answer? Find out in this thrilling Metal tale.

The most kawaii fanfic is back, on Wattpad this time! icon by saturnz.xx on insta (aka my pookie bear)

metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.

The blonde and the brunette meet again! I'm not too comfortable doing smut so there will be none of that. (sorry!) This is a Toki x Skwisgaar until further notice. But I'm not very passionate about this ship anymore.

i'm doing metalocalypse oneshots because I want more followers, so i am writing LITERAL oneshots. they date for a day like elementary school relationships

Compilation of oneshots. Mainly Nathan x Charles. Smut here, obviously. Cover art by me.

Dumb story keep scrolling

title says it all 🖤 i'm also on ao3 and tumblr as blackenedsnow if you want even more content 🖤🖤 before you dive in, check out the first chapter for what i write, what i don't, and who i'll write for, plus how to request when i'm open.

im not sorry :3

a collection of headcannons and one-shots, maybe even some NSFW alphabets, ill try to update frequently🫶