Neilcicierega Stories

I literally made this for no reason. I just got a weird urge to make it.

poopy scoopy x akifunk. why do i write this? also poopy scoopy is canonically in comic sans and akifunk is a weird trotro morphling because fuck you that's why

Sanford goes on a vacya and meets some new friends!!! also this includes a lot of cross overd bc I have a lot of interests

neil cicierega x dweam 🥺❤

jellyfishfingernail4 collab with neil cicierega

Please don't read rhis

neil sussyrega adopts main character mkeighlyzie bc she's an orphan

HEY!!!! THIS IS GETTING REWRITE!!! READ THIS IF YOU WANT I GUESS, BUT THIS VERSION IS REALLY OLD AND NOT REALLY GOOD!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A horrible sickness has taken over OJ hotel. It seems nearly uncurable. Not even Testube can fix it. OJ's getting impatient. He looks through cures every day, switching through library to library. OJ has found one that looks promising but it requires an ingredient that may be a bit tricky to get. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is based off of a Lemon Demon song, i just had to switch a few things around, such as the hundred years being swapped with months. I worked on this during the past few months of school... on my school computer... (bad move, I know but its the most portable and it has autocorrect enabled so :p) I do have a few more on that computer, and a book and some short stories I'm currently writing!

Not😠 joking😬this😰is😱real😞deal😝 Okay i hate typeing like that Most images from Pinterest

#PISSONMICKEY

(art on the cover isn't mine btw it's by an amazing artist named spiraledants on tumblr) Idk if it could interest someone bc my art doesn't interest a lot of people actually, but I'm happy to show my art here. Part one bc I think I will made another part or smth. Btw, hope you enjoy :) In this book all the art is by me, so please if you reupload my art, credit and ask permission before, I'll see if I'm in the mood to let you reupload my art. Enjoy huhuh

Two trucks having sex two trucks having sex

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this is satire therefore it is not serious one-shot espresseleine story listen to two trucks by lemon demon to get better experience read this fanfiction with risk that you might get traumatized (no promises)

You meet Nail Cumer and go through so many rough times together 👰‍♂️👰‍♂️😔😔. After all your emotional times and memories, you both managers to #cum forward and explain your feelings for each other 😛😛😂😂😍😍😍 ⚠️This is a crackfic. It's a joke. Don't kill me⚠️

just then, i heard the lyrics blasting from her fallen phone. it was ''bill watterson'', a new song of mine! blush covered my face as i tried to look casual. ''just don't get in my way again, loser,'' i growled, letting my boys bridal carry me away. ^ y/n l/n is a new girl at farty tarty academy, a school known for being off the rails. what y/n doesn't know, is that her possible favorite songwriter lemon demon is in her midst. will she find out his identity as a friend, or will he become more than that? (lowercase on purpose) please enjoy!

yes, this is a sequel. dave and neil are still in a happy and healthy relationship.

This is a short fanfic of the lemon demon sing Two Trucks. It is 100% a joke and was made in under an hour, so i apologized for any typos and writing mistakes.

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