Historias de Neilcicierega

"¿A qué te refieres con que la tierra es aburrida?" Pregunta Dib, completamente ofendido ante tu confesión. One-shot dónde Dib sabe de que eres un alienígena.

oh my god neil cicierega!!!!! ANYWAYS I SAID ID DO IT HERE YOU GO.. ALSO SOCK IF YOU'RE READING, ENJOY🕺

theres swears i dont want to spoil anything so i'll just say that play-yan likes lemon demon

dedicated to somebody

gay

⋆｡ ° ✩ This book is a collection of short stories based off Lemon Demon's 2016 album Spirit Phone. This does not include bonus tracks, though I may create another book based off those. ⋆｡ ° ✩ ༺☆༻ This book will include mentions of conspiracy theory, gore, extraterrestrials, abusive parents, disorientation, existentialism, and general horror themes. Please do not read if you are bothered by any of these topics.༺☆༻ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Listen to the original album here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecjnB6Ght8Y&list=OLAK5uy_kGJN5TvKfC3V4sO6So4wu9lnUwl_ks4Zc ‧₊˚ ⋅ ﹌ Cover art credit to @eigthwonderr ﹌

I got some of these from other people on the internet, creds to those people. :3

One night a boy named Shia Labeouf gets stuck into Rob Cantor mega pizzaplex and he doesn't know what to do. He takes refuge into one of the robots at the place and together him and Rob Cantor spend their time trying to get Shia Labeouf out of the mega pizzaplex but something deeper is happening. And things might not be what they seem as Shia starts to see a random banana going after him.

Crackfic about Neil trying to kill you.

FEB/20/21 - JAN/23/22 Farewell~° Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon (Aesthetic) Edits --- Random Imagery of Kneel Cigarettes (memes are included) --- The edits are 100% made by me lol --- If you want as the wallpaper...well sure --- (The edit) Repost? Please credit if use 🤡

maine (thats not michigan)

nail cigarette confesses to you its sooooo cute and hot

recently went digging through my school Chromebook and uncovered this thing I wrote in 4th grade so of course I'm gonna post it here for everyone to see. "You're at the party" by Lemon Demon Cover by yours truly :)

It was a rainy night, and Neil just got into an argument with his wife. This was going to end in a divorce. He was staying at his best friends house, Bo. Except for Neil has always had feelings for Bo. He was already getting divorced, what if Bo felt the same? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⡟⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⠏⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣼⣿⣿⡏⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠁⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠹⣿⣿⣇⣀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠉⠛⠋⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁

ooh ahh hot sexy

A very steamy fanfic about the developers of the hit game friday night funkin' kawaisprite (Isaac), and ninjamuffin99 (Cam) being in love THIS IS SATIRE PLS DONT GO SHIPPING REAL PPL

Neil sees something rather strange on his ride down the highway.

shrek x neil cicierega fanfiction if you're gonna read this hi thank you for wasting your time on reading this ❤

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