Neilcicierega Stories

I literally made this for no reason. I just got a weird urge to make it.

YEA SEXY HOT DIES 😻😻✨🖤😎✨😳😾🥀😎😎😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

dedicated to somebody

theres swears i dont want to spoil anything so i'll just say that play-yan likes lemon demon

A very steamy fanfic about the developers of the hit game friday night funkin' kawaisprite (Isaac), and ninjamuffin99 (Cam) being in love THIS IS SATIRE PLS DONT GO SHIPPING REAL PPL

i gonan write abotu scko;l heere so uuhuuhuhhu ok

idk just some random shit I write when I'm bored and probably really tired

shrek x neil cicierega fanfiction if you're gonna read this hi thank you for wasting your time on reading this ❤

FEB/20/21 - JAN/23/22 Farewell~° Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon (Aesthetic) Edits --- Random Imagery of Kneel Cigarettes (memes are included) --- The edits are 100% made by me lol --- If you want as the wallpaper...well sure --- (The edit) Repost? Please credit if use 🤡

nail cigarette confesses to you its sooooo cute and hot

Neil Cicierega, he is he, he the very mystery someone take away all of my electronics pleadese, i need to touch grass

It was a rainy night, and Neil just got into an argument with his wife. This was going to end in a divorce. He was staying at his best friends house, Bo. Except for Neil has always had feelings for Bo. He was already getting divorced, what if Bo felt the same? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⡟⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⠏⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣼⣿⣿⡏⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠁⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠹⣿⣿⣇⣀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠉⠛⠋⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁

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Ryan buys a very valuable magic crystal from a sea witch, and is now in sea debt. Because their newest webisode was removed due to multiple reports, the studio couldn't give them their paycheck. The New Kids have to raise enough money to pay it off on their own before midnight, or else a horrible curse will be unleashed upon Ryan.

nagito alot more 💦💦💦😳😳😳💔🤤💔😩😩😩😩👼😇

neil sussyrega adopts main character mkeighlyzie bc she's an orphan

We all love the hilarious subversion of chekov's gun in Computer Fighters... but what if they really did use the computer virus floppy disk to defeat Gunfoot? And what if this strategy backfired in a serious way? This story explores two alternate outcomes to that scenario, neither of which ends particularly well.

yes i'm very serious and yes this will be an ongoing thing