Neilcicierega Geschichten

this is satire therefore it is not serious one-shot espresseleine story listen to two trucks by lemon demon to get better experience read this fanfiction with risk that you might get traumatized (no promises)

⋆｡ ° ✩ This book is a collection of short stories based off Lemon Demon's 2016 album Spirit Phone. This does not include bonus tracks, though I may create another book based off those. ⋆｡ ° ✩ ༺☆༻ This book will include mentions of conspiracy theory, gore, extraterrestrials, abusive parents, disorientation, existentialism, and general horror themes. Please do not read if you are bothered by any of these topics.༺☆༻ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Listen to the original album here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecjnB6Ght8Y&list=OLAK5uy_kGJN5TvKfC3V4sO6So4wu9lnUwl_ks4Zc ‧₊˚ ⋅ ﹌ Cover art credit to @eigthwonderr ﹌

(TRIGGER WARNING: domestic abuse/violence) A teenage Tom finds himself bored in his room and decides to listen to his parents' daily petty argument, but it quickly turns into a disaster as he has no choice but to call 911. [This story is a part of the No Place Like Home AU, Home Again Somewhere. Events and references are not canon within the film, so this story may confuse readers who are unfamiliar with the AU. For context, contact meli.lemon on Instagram or Discord.]

a lot of explosions and guns also a lot of caps lock anyways heres the first story https://www.wattpad.com/story/273037711-some-random-story-we-wrote-during-school?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_story_details&wp_uname=Annabelle702662&wp_originator=xvVXd7rHnknMne10216dVuAxwZ3rvK5BwtDMAKWgvlzl52YlnNIVrDuygwdDu4IbzwOoed97jdHIus%2FnUVD76NIx%2BdrSu5Vvo9CB22mc0bXPIFRENjMBMEKF9Bf9rSEz ALSO THE MESSAGES WITH "*" ON THEM ARE FROM ME

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The Beatles try to summon a demon Only that's not a demon That's Neil Cicierega! Now chaos is upon us

[The following transcript is of an untitled journal by a missing person named Neil Cicia. Most transcription will be done by David Pedrol, featuring notes from Lila Hall. We, the writers, hope this may help in his case.]

!!! Joke fanfic. Please don't attack me, thank you !!! Uhhh I was bored and wanted to jump on the NeilCic joke fanfic train (Image on the cover made by me) My life is crumbling apart B)

maine (thats not michigan)

de sooner de better de later de letter de madder i getter le mon de mon

Ryan buys a very valuable magic crystal from a sea witch, and is now in sea debt. Because their newest webisode was removed due to multiple reports, the studio couldn't give them their paycheck. The New Kids have to raise enough money to pay it off on their own before midnight, or else a horrible curse will be unleashed upon Ryan.

exactly what the title says

I am addicted to making death arcs in free draw 2

gay

I literally made this for no reason. I just got a weird urge to make it.

It's 2006 and strange things have been happening in 11 year old Joey Poindexter's town. As time goes on,things get stranger and stranger.

A short story about the love between Mr. Clean and Bald Neil Cicierega. (THIS IS A JOKE and it's also like 3 years old now so plz don't kill me💔)

hello my dearest thou follwers i think you all know i wrote neil x pouf fic OR MAYBE you didnt know that was me anyways i decided to write a sequel (idk how to spe;ll tht ) to the neil x pouf story enjoy this goofy ahh story what esese do i write here all art belongs to me hello my artstyle changes eevery 1 second

This is a short fanfic of the lemon demon sing Two Trucks. It is 100% a joke and was made in under an hour, so i apologized for any typos and writing mistakes.

So I just dump stuff here I'll do art but I usually draw objects so yeah there's that So yeah have fun looking at this👍🎉🎉‼️‼️