Nepetaleijon Stories

Be Nepeta. You are now Nepeta Leijon, who has a crush on the most 'purrfect' troll in the universe, Karkat Vantas. It is your biggest secret and even your MOIRAIL doesn't know about it. What will you do? Be Karkat. You are now Karkat. You have just been put into a homework group with your long-term flush-crush, Nepeta Leijon. What will you do? //ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO ANDREW HUSSIE\\

"People get what they deserve." Even the best people could get the worst kind of luck. A "typical" twenty-five year old, Nepeta Leijon, spent her entire life working hard while hiding away from her past and her ex-husband, Karkat Vantas. Even though she may seem peculiar and naive, Nepeta knows something that could change everyone's perspectives on things they thought were true. Her friends are about to discover something so imaginary and yet so undeniable about the coincidences occurring and who they truly are. But will Nepeta be able to prove herself as a capable adult or just another nuisance to add to their list of problems? [There will be some spoilers for Homestuck]

A Human NepKat Story **All Characters mentioned belong to Andrew Hussie, and full credit goes to him and his Webcomic, Homestuck.** This story will take a while to progress so just hold on :33 AND IF THERE ARE ANY TYPOS JUST IGNORE THEM I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK AND CHANGE THEM.

Since the events of Homestuck, Karkat spends most of his time holed up inside and Kanaya decides that it would do Karkat good to go out more. Nepeta has been the one assigned to keep him company and the two are sent out for a day at the beach.

What the hell have Eridan and Nepeta gotten themselves into? Well, Nepeta seems to know, but Eridan? He's just along for the ride. Join them as they traverse Paradox Space looking for their friend, and watching as it crumbles under the iron grip and enraged tirade of Lord English. Will they make it out... Well, not alive, but not any more dead than they already are? Slow updates, maybe.

Ask homestuck anything. I don't mind shipping questions. Ask anything. Well I don't own homestuck people or these characters.

:33< I have no clue, or no claw!, to how this works but I'll give it a shot!!

(y/n)= your name H/c = hair color E/c = eye color F/a and F/s = favorite artist and favorite song. !!Warning!! Strong use of profanity and self-hate. ALSO really cute fluff. In this story kankri and his group are siblings to I karkat and his group!! *kankri looking proud in the distance* Hey I'm new at this so if it's shit I'm sorry （；￣ェ￣） Comment any suggestions you want as I go along. THANKS FUR READING IF YOU DO, IT MEANS A LOT TO ME!!!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ---- Hey I wrote this forever ago, I'm keeping it up because it seems people like it but I want to preface things before anyone starts to read this. There is a character in the story that uses sexual acts for money and it's painted to be bad in this story. SEX WORK IS WORK. I apologize for creating this story and painting this career in such a bad light. As I've aged I've learned immensely about said careers and realize that sex work is outlawed because of sexist beliefs of our government. I'm not going to alter this story however because this story serves as a reminder of how much I've grown and changed in my life. It's a reminder of how misogyny affected my life as a young girl and how it can possibly affect others. Also I'm too busy currently to go back and actually thoroughly change it. Sex work is like any other career and people's worth should not be judged on it. Thank you for reading, please please please keep in mind these words as you read. I might change it in the future but as of now Im keeping it. Enjoy :)

[Unfinished] I decided to make this a homestuck x reader thing Also I'm still learning so please NO BULLY MEH :-: If you no leik just skip it or something dihsjkxdbak :p (Female trolls only!!)

The adorkable cat girl loved drawing her OTPs.

Random thoughts, song lyrics, rants. you name it. It will be in here.

(AU Featuring Humanstuck Trolls) The Strider family will never be the same after Dave is taken from his brother and placed in the care of the Johnsons, a family who cares for teens from "bad homes". His brother is given ninety days to fulfill the courts orders if he wishes to get his brother back. With the clock set and time ticking down, both brothers must cope with the changes.

disclaimer-i do not own homestuck or any of the characters. They all belong to Hussie. [ALSO ON AO3] After his first heartbreak, Karkat grows closer to his certain not-so-secret admirer. When he realises how he feels about her, will they be together forever, or will they crash and burn? UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY

my furrst fic!!!! :3 im just writing this off da bat so it might not be dat good qwq

Wanting to impress Dinorah Leijon, Silas Vantas adopts two young trolls, Kankri and Karkat. His friend, Simon Captor, tells him he won't last more than a month. Silas is sure he can last at least a year.

a young man by the name of john egbert stands alone in his bedroom, pissed as fuck because his roommate terezi and dirk strider are on his couch, watching fucking my little pony. we follow john's thoughts and feels as dirk just just keeps popping up more and more in his life. ships appeared: dirkjohn, jadenep, vrisrezi, rosemary, davekat (i cant stand writing straight ships lol) terezi and nepeta are nonbinary and are written with they/them pronouns. multiple characters are lgbt, but their not all labeled or have all of their pronouns written out. my writing is all in lowercase, but it is grammatically correct and coherent. chats written like they're on pesterchum are written like the respective characters. formatting for pesterchats change to adapt for the fact theres no text colors on here. cover credit: senyaluz on tumblr (no relation to the story, just one of my favorite artists) bonus creds: my lovely bf for writing pesterchats with me, being my john, and helping with planning and ideas. also creds to my bestfriend for being resident rose! im happy to have kinnies on board to help with proper characterization. note: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (obviously). their hussies and i simply improved them.

an older god tier player decided to show the trolls some human movies, cycling between movies. feel free to request some in the comments and if I can find a transcript I'll do a chapter on it

Mostly homestuck soooo

Prepare for the feels! None of the Pictures or Comics belong to me unless said differently.