Nerdcrap Stories

"Um...is this the Kentucky Hotline?" "Yeah! This is...Uh...oh...the Kentucky Hotline. What would you...OH GOD...uh...uh again, like to order? HPMH!" "Whoa, is there something private going on at the other end? I can leave right now if you want me-" "(Heavy and erratic breathing) Oh god oh god oh god. Harder please, HARDER!" When there's hunger in the neighbourhood, who do you call? THE KENTUCKY HOTLINE!