Historias de Neuroses

Not a story, just me ranting and raving really. Not expecting you all to read this or anything, though I can guarantee humour and alarming self-righteousness.

Damon Samuel Atticus is a 22-year-old jobless and nigh-on broke young man who hears a voice only he can hear. In a desperate bid to get some cash, Damon agrees to help a criminal group kidnap Asvoria, the daughter of a billionaire genius scientist. But when things go haywire and Damon and Asvoria end up forced to live together, how will the two people get along with each other when their individual neuroses clash? Warning: May contain slight sexual scenes, but nothing too graphic. It's pretty much 95% fluff, but I can't resist a little lemon now and then.