Newspaper Stories

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After just six months of living in Senoia, Georgia, Nicole still isn't used to the small town feel. She was so accustomed to the fast life in Manhattan, going from city to city every week writing about something new. That all changed when she lost hearing in her left ear after a crucial accident, and any day now it would soon be her right. Not being able to hear well has its challenges, but so does life. So, she's learning to conquer each struggle and move with the wind. Slow, and simple. While in Senoia, Nicole is asked to write a story for the local paper that can capture the real small town feel, but also the attention of readers all over the town. After searching for numerous weeks with her partner Jonathan, the two stumble upon a story that has been told for many years. *** Enjoy this sequel to Dear Future Husband and as always let me know what you think!

Ally is the first girl newsie but the problem is she has two identities. Herself (Ally). And who she pretends to be (Carter). Will her decisions lead her to success or will she be forced back to her abusive father?

William Cunningham the fifth and his father play a vital part in the furnishings of the titanic, thus securing them a place onto it in the high class section. Edith Smith escapes from an orphanage and is taken in by a Lord as a parlourmaid, however the Lord is not as nice as he seems. What happens when the two come together under the most unlikely reason and cannot get enough of each other?Will they turn the world over?

Snippets of Nijisanji moments, not limited to EN! Not actually daily updates but taking requests for new prompts. Notice: No shipping requests. I want to respect the livers and do a slice-of-life type of fan fiction focusing more on their friendships and lores instead. Image by @BeenNotBean on Twitter!

Palestine will be free ✌🏻

The wacky problems of the Fab Four that managed to end up being published in the news. Clippings are not in order and they are seperate articles that weren't always so fab.

Bringing your beloved alcohol loving wife to a dinner with your boss and see what happens while you try to get a promotion? Time to see what happens when I do this, and it turns right in the direction of crap.

Eleanor Carter is a newly hired journalist for The Guardian. She has been a fan of David Bowie since she bought The Man Who Sold The World when she was 18. When she's assigned to cover his five-night London residency, she's forced to balance her professionalism with the excitement of interviewing her idol-especially after seeing the tour herself just under a month earlier. Cover by @NiallWhoransLeftShoe

Behind the cigarette smoke and alcohol breath, Iris knows where her loyalties lie, and she knows where to keep the shovels.

the night is still young!

A newspaper article describing who and what gains impunity in this frighteningly harsh and wondrous world.

John has been found lifeless on the floor of his apartment by his friend Adam. Or has he? This is just a rumor. When Paul finds out about this he is devastated. He reads every article, watches every news show, and talks to a dozen reporters to figure out what's going on and to see if John's really dead. Set in the 70s #408 in news

Have you ever had to take over the advice column of your dying school newspaper? Take it from me, you don't want too. All Charlie wanted, was too be a journalist and maybe, just maybe be able to kiss her editor in cheif. So when he asks her to take over the advice column of the school paper, she naturally accepts. But what happens when she sends the wrong response to print? Will she be the journalist and get the boy she's always wanted? Or will her dreams be ripped up?

The title story won the 2020 Best Humor Column award from the National Newspaper Association. It is available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. More than 300 pages. Hardcover, large print and Kindle editions also available. Over 120 stories that appeared over 26 years in newspapers. Topics range from family, cigars and naps to the pandemic and oddball stuff.

Death is not an escape. You picked a job not reading into it, who can blame you, you were desperate. Little did you know what you was actually signing up for was a battle royale experience against hundreds of other unlucky people. The only way to escape is to win. Will this Pacifist manage to escape The Simulation? Will they beg to be let free until The Simulation shuts down? Who knows... But death is still not an escape. Death is not an escape.