Newtonpulsifer Stories

❝ come to bed with me, please ❞ ━ when newton was too tired and didn't get out of hypnos' grip despite his beloved's attempts to wake him up, now it is his turn to try and attempt to make his beloved sleep because the man is too worked up and worrying about finishing his work ❨ good omens ❩ ❨ newton pulsifer ❩ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᶜᵒᵖʸʳⁱᵍʰᵗ © ˢᵒᵈᵃᵖᵒᵖʷʳⁱᵗᵉˢ ™ ²⁰¹⁹ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒᵐᵉⁿˢ © ᵇᵇᶜ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒᵐᵉⁿˢ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ © ᵗᵉʳʳʸ ᵖʳᵃᵗᶜʰᵉᵗᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵉⁱˡ ᵍᵃⁱᵐᵃⁿ

Aziraphale is watching Adam for a week and Aziraphale feels that his parents - Anathema and Newton - would still want their soon to attend daycare while they're away. When Aziraphale drops Adam off at daycare the next day he meets the incredibly attractive daycare teacher, Crowley. JUST AN FYI This story is something I wanted to write, an idea I had for ages and planned out the plot and ideas and fleshed out this AU. So if you don't like cool, to each their own. Don't read it if it's not your jam but do not for a second come at me for writing something that I'm proud of. Constructive criticism is welcome, straight up being a dick is not. Basically what I'm saying is if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say a damn thing at all.

this is all about Crowley and Aziraphale from good omens but I will write about other characters if people want me to, now before I say anything else no smut/nsfw but some very angsty chapters so not for kids, not that kids should be on Wattpad anyway. I didn't think I was going to post these but my friends convinced me. there is going to some angst and probably a lot of fluff, and I will take suggestions for one shots, and please tell me if there's anything I could do to improve on my writing.

❝ wake up, sleepyhead ❞ ━ tired and didn't want to get out of hypnos' grip despite his lover's attempts to wake him up, newton stayed asleep. in the end, his beloved gave up and lay back beside him and slept next to him ❨ good omens ❩ ❨ newton pulsifer ❩ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᶜᵒᵖʸʳⁱᵍʰᵗ © ˢᵒᵈᵃᵖᵒᵖʷʳⁱᵗᵉˢ ™ ²⁰¹⁹ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒᵐᵉⁿˢ © ᵇᵇᶜ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒᵐᵉⁿˢ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ © ᵗᵉʳʳʸ ᵖʳᵃᵗᶜʰᵉᵗᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵉⁱˡ ᵍᵃⁱᵐᵃⁿ

It is Christmas Eve. Aziraphale loves Christmas, but a certain demon would rather not think about the holidays at all.

>PLEASE READ BEFORE READING THE STORY< The not so perfect angel Aziraphale, and the not so evil demon Crowley arrive at the Tadfield airbase to stop a satanic 11 year old from ending the world as we know it. A battle between heaven and hell to see who was superior in strength and wit. Winner rules the world. Adam, the direct descendant of the devil himself is left to make a world changing decision. In the story we know he stops everything. Ending a war that hadn't even begun. What if Adam took a step in the opposite direction. Fueled by the anger that people had been lying to him, leaving him in the dark about his real father. Armageddon has begun. The war drums of heaven and hell beat loud and echo throughout the land. Years of fighting between good and evil. Eventually Heaven is worn out and becomes weak and vulnerable. Hell takes the advantage forcing the angels to wave a white flag. Hell has bested heaven. Satan rules with his son by his side. The ineffable future of the world depends on the two it began with. Cover art is mine :)

How could anyone find enough comfort in that awful position to fall asleep? That's a mystery. Although the redhead seemed to be as comfortable as ever, face laying on their crossed arms, hair all over the place, and legs too... Or Aziraphale have to change school mid-year and encounter a particularly sleepy student in his science class. Sorry in advence, english isn't my first language

The demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale have been on earth for over 6000 years now, living their lives in their apartments, book shops, and occasionally cars. Amargedden setting into place, Crowley and Aziraphale settling on a deal to try neutralize the boy, both supernatural entities covering themselves up so that their head offices wouldn't find out, everything was according to plan. But what if there was another important demon they had forgotten about?, who was cast away and had somehow made her way to the demon and angel. what if she had a bigger part in the great plan than they could have ever imagined..?? 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, prophecy 5,005.

Aziraphale has gone off to Heaven, Crowley is driving around the country aimlessly, Muriel has learned how to have a "cupperty", and Give Me Coffee... or Give Me Death has now been expanded and renamed Give Me Coffee, Give Me Records... or Give Me Death. Some things have changed for the better, but others have turned into quite a mess. Is there any way to set things right again?

-"Yeah...So, what's your excuse?"- she said looking directly at Crowley. -"Wot?" -"Don't play idiot with me! I don't think all of this was just 'Device needss a friend'" -"Ok, listen. I don't hiss when I speak." -"Oh you do. Don't lie to yourself. So tell me." --------- Disclaimer: Good omens is a book written by the authors Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. This story has nothing to do with the real plot of the book and it was written just to entertain.

Elysia is the only remaining of the two heavenly necromancers. She was pitted against her partner, Cora, leading to the latter's fall from grace. Sabrina is the Princess of Hell. The daughter of Satan and the fallen necromancer, Cora. She was born for one purpose: to stop Creation from even happening. And once she came of age... she failed miserably. The two spend the next six thousand years on Earth: Elysia partnering up with the angel Aziraphale, while Sabrina is stuck with her "protector," Crowley. The quartet become very fond of Earth, despite "Rina," as Elysia dubbed her, seeing it as a reminder of her failure. But with Armageddon on the rise, Sabrina sees this as a chance to earn back her parents' respect by overpowering her little brother and being the one who brings about the end of the world. So imagine how pissed she is when she realizes that she and Crowley misplaced the Antichrist. Now, the quartet have to find him and stop Armageddon while Sabrina tries to decide if she should continue to let her parents dictate everything she does or if she should make her own choices. And as both Sabrina and Elyisa find themselves falling in love with a certain demon and angel... Only book for Elysia and Sabrina ~Good Omens Fanfic~ From the events of Good Omens (2019) All rights to Good Omens belong to Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and Amazon Prime. The characters of Sabrina, Elysia, and any other original characters belong to me. Cover by the lovely @-dhampirroza Started - TBD (Goal: November 2019) Ended - TBD (Goal: February 2020)

'JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.' In which an angel, a demon, and their adoptive daughter decide to stop Armageddon. Except it's days away, they've lost the antichrist, Heaven and Hell are both breathing down their necks, and the threat of six thousand years worth of history ending in fire and flames is really causing them to feel the pressure. Any reasonable person would declare success impossible... Good thing this family has never once been reasonable. It will take all the power (and luck) a pair of eccentric supernatural entities can muster, but together, with a dash of pure human free-will, plus copious amounts of Queen's music, they might just come out victorious. (Good Omens, Ineffable Husbands + Child!OC)