Niccage Stories

kayla is hot. ben gates agrees. btw this isnt a parody

Don't ask I have no idea

This intense and epic love story is a complete page turner! Embark on the heart-wrenching tale of the New York Times bestseller, “2Nic4u” In this high-action tale, Nic Cage experiences love, loss, adventure, and sorrow as his loves come and go.

Abby was a lonely teenage girl with a beautiful voice and a deep affection for her favourite actor. What will happen when he shows up at her doorstep?!?!

I have no idea either

Another wish is made by a frustrated Hollywood director, who wants more originality in Hollywood. A year and a half after In Pursuit of Mr. Reeves, ten new neighbors move into the house down the street--all clones of another Hollywood star. Both groups must learn to live together, but these neighbors are more than they bargained for.

for all the depressed Homestucks

Loretta Castorini is a 37-year-old Italian-American widow who was engaged to a family-oriented man whose named Johnny that had to visit his ill mother for his blessing, but she ends up falling for his brother, Ronny, whose hand was amputated by a machine in a bakery he works in. when Johnny finally returned, he believed that marrying Loretta would bring death to his mother, so he lets Ronny marry her instead. They canceled the wedding a few months later, but will they get back to the way they used to be? (note: this is a fanfiction sequel of the 1987 movie "Moonstruck" I recommend watching it first to know the plot better)

nic

You can see him from across the street. The way his lucious brown hair falls perfectly, how his eyes twinkle in the dimming light, and how his laugh is contagious. But you see, he may not feel the same way about you. Take your chances and win over your one true love... Nicolas Cage.

A total nobody recalls his experience looking after Nic Cages house for a few hours and the trouble he encountered with his bathroom. Specifically his toilet. 🫢

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Nicolas fucking Cage is born.

shit goes down

I have problems

At the end of Book of Secrets, the world seemed to be Nic Cage's oyster, his own personal puzzle to crack. But the years since have landed him with more mysteries than treasures. First there was the divorce, then he turned up at a rural gas station with no memories of the three months prior. Although the ensuing fainting spells have relegated him to a slightly boring job at the Library of Congress gift shop, he's maintained his love of ciphers and hidden treasure as a high- adrenaline hobby. He figures he can focus on his country's past, since his own refuses to give up its secrets. Soon after his nephew Nick arrives for the summer, Nic's current historical intrigue starts leading him towards a strange, and surprisingly familiar, small town. Is any past really recoverable, and will it satisfy Nic if it is? He's far from the only one with questions: it becomes clear that many of the people who surround him may be far more deeply ensnared in this particular plot than even he is. The answers to these questions might be called gold, and they might be called truth, power, an ending or endlessness. Whichever name one chooses, Nic is far from the only one willing to do nearly anything to get them.

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