Nickcage Stories

My name is Deniqua Jones and I'm a 39 (soon to be 39 and a half) year old woman. This is my story about how I met the love of my life, Nicolas Cage. I'm still with him now. I love him with all my heart. Stay away from him bitches!!!! - Deniqua

Nick cage. Dating me?? I'm just a normal guy!! Why would he date me!?!? (NO SEX DONT EVEN ASK.)

Nicolas cage horse co-authored by @shitballs47

Im scared of what i wrote

NICK X JOHN Hawt YAOIS

𝐴𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 【 𝗈𝗇𝖾 cop, 𝗈𝗇𝖾 angel 】 ❝ i would rather have had one breath of her hair ❞ ❝ one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hair, one touch of her hand ❞ ❝ than an eternity without it❞ ☄︎. *. ⋆ ⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 an angel on earth, a police officer unable to believe, a lawyer with a secret, a love story made in heaven. ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ ( 𝗢𝗖𝘅𝗢𝗖 )

A series of short stories staring Nicholas Cage who is addicted to Love Live School Idol Festival. (Why am I writing this...)

This is a dumb thing. Guys please don't make fun of me

This is a bunch of random short stories me and my friends deem as funny. We were just giving each other random topics to write about and this is what I got.

Hitler and Nicholas Cage are a fabulous couple that have been married for over 20 years. But on one faithful day Hitler gets a Pokémon card stuck in his butthole and falls into acoma because of it. Now Nicolas Cage and his friends have to find a way to get him out of his acoma. Will they succeed? Read to find out.

What happens when 2 notorious Serial killers face off in the heat of combat? Find out!

nick cage encounters some horny ass bees and wants to do th e fuck

just some facts for how I write the gang like interest, dislikes, etc. Art made by: thedead_robot I do not own Little Witch Academy in any way other then as a fan.

nick cage brings jimin a lovely surprise 😍you won't believe what happens next 😱😱😱😱

Nicholas Cage plays an infamous scientist who in order to fix his reputation enlists 5 strangers to test his new invention-a space ship in the shape of an elevator.

A story I wrote at school that I thought some people might like. I mean no disrespect to anyone mentioned in this story, I'm just paying homage to them. Sort of.

Nick cage kills kpop, that guy from 1939-1945 and a country

What if... Mac Miller hadn't died? What if only one thing had happened differently to prevent a terrible tragedy? What if a rap star used by his record label in the most sickening of ways ends up seemingly coming back to life- to the shock of the world, and most especially, his ex-girlfriend, pop superstar Ariana Grande? In an alternate universe, this story may be true.