Nickkroll Stories

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The chronicles of your ever-shifting relationship with John. *This story is not only a work of indulgent fiction, but it also takes place in some kind of alternate timeline where he is a single man! I don't want to give off the impression that I'm writing some kind of homewrecker fantasy here.* Warnings (updated per chapter): Substance use (alcohol, nicotine, marijuana), somewhat sexual content

Hey y'all mother fuckers uhhh I'm bored I think these two are cute together and that's it don't come at me 🤌

Jessi is going through changes. One of those changes has to do with the types of boys she likes. Judd Birch is a teenage trouble making boy, five years older than Jessi. He is also the brother of one of Jessi's closest friends, Nick. The first two episodes will be from the actual show (season 3), Big Mouth, and the rest will be made up by the author. ❗️If you haven't watched the third season of Big Mouth, there will be spoilers in the first and second chapters❗️

this is a collection of oneshot requests!! chapter 1 - adopted by jian yang (2572 words) chapter 2 - f*ck you skib why did you make me write this (80 words) upcoming: the social network/rio crossover, adopted by dean pelton, & more! feel free to leave requests on my profile or in the comments. FYI this is all ironic please don't take this seriously I'm f*cking insane

Aria Oliver is starting college at a new university and she meets a couple friends along the way. Maybe even someone more? But what happens when someone from her past gets in the middle of it? Read to find out ;) Aria Oliver is one of my OC's. If you wished this was a xreader story I'm sorry. But you can totally imagine Aria as yourself if you want! :)

Nick is a successful rock singer, he is about to start the tour in the United States and suddenly a journalist points to something strange happening in the industry - rock stars die in strange .circumstances (The first full story I publish in English)

Your coma patient is John Mulaney. He doesn't know you, and you don't know him. But you've seen him on t.v a few times and feel like maybe....there's something....more between you? You need to focus on your job you don't have time for relationships. Maybe.... -short and quick story

Christopher Johnson (Nick Kroll) is the most famous news anchor in New York. He seems to have the perfect job, the perfect life and the perfect amount of stress caused by his nemesis William Hall (John Mulaney). He's also really scared of commitment... What would happen if he suddenly had to take care of the three kids of his irresponsible cousin Danny (Andy Samberg)? My scripts are original. I do not authorize their total or partial reproduction. All rights reserved. Follow me so you don't miss any updates on this story. A new chapter will be up every week. Tell me what you think in the comments! Enjoy. With love, Carolina.

This is a series of oneshots following Nick's adventures in fatherhood. They won't be in order; I'll be writing and posting as ideas come to me--feel free to send me prompts!! Note: Y/B/N = Your Baby's Name; if there's more than one kid in a story, they'll either be Y/B1, Y/B2, Y/B3 etc., or I may just give them names/nicknames to avoid confusion. Disclaimer: these drabbles are works of fiction, and all characters are original fictional characters, though Nick bears the likeness of Nick Kroll. His character is based on my perception of how he would behave in these situations.

its y/n's 18th birthday!!!!!!! y/n has been living with two absolutely terrible old people since she was 17 and moved out of her parents place. she hoped shed become a big comedian, but that did not work. she was homeless for months until picked up by george st geegland and his rooommatteee gil faizon. together they fight crime or something and y/n gets pranked with a lot of canned tuna tw//// george being weird/creepy, tuna

Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, where family gets together, holiday cheer is spread everywhere and everyone is out helping each other. Meet Holly Noelle, she is the most sweetest and kindest girl you ever meet. She loves Christmas so much, she'll do anything for it. She likes to help at the orphanage, help the poor and does lots of Christmas volunteer work. She couldn't be more happier. But like in ever Christmas movie, every city has that one person who hates Christmas. The one grinch, that one Scrooge. And his name is Nicholas Richmond, the meanest and cruelest man that ever lived, he was ruthless as he was rich, he was a collage professor with a bit of a temper problem And he hated Christmas. One day his tantrums caused him to break the law and he is sentenced to do community service to pay off his debt. He hated doing work for Christmas as much as holly hated working for him. But over time, they learned to get along and know a thing or two about each other. Can holly open this beast heart up or will she get burn by the Yuletide log Nick kroll play Nicholas Reese Witherspoon plays holly

Genevieve Evans is an up-and-coming voice actor, who recently scored two roles on the Netflix show "Big Mouth"- playing a kid and a hormone monstress. She is the new love interest of Andrew, voiced by John Mulaney. But she's also John's new love interest. But will her troubled past with abusive relationships stand in the way of them? NOTE: This story will also change the plot of the Netflix show Big Mouth!

Hello Big Mouth fans! I was bored one day and decided to share some of the best Big Mouth memes... I hope you and your hormone monster laugh hysterically :)

Nick Birch challenges his friends to a series of deadly games to win a chance at meeting the creator of their universe, Nick Kroll.