Nicolasturgeon Stories

Nicola the Sturgeon is the prettiest fish in the pond, but when Boris, the leader of the fish, begins to harass her, she knows she needs to escape. Will she find a new pond, or will Boris keep her in his pond forever

shrek is secretly in love with barron, but Donald doesn't aprove 🙄🖐️ Ok um the plot like drastically changed so I geusse this is Barron oneshots now (Barron with prince Phillip mainly but ur)

Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, sets off to work in Westminster, but unfortunately for him, Nicola Sturgeon is on the same tube as him... Sparks and tartan fly...