Nikocadoavocado Stories

nikocado lands on deserted island and gets shredded and meets orlin again, will they fall inlove with eachother again? 😨

when two internet food-villains cross paths... Yall no hate to nikocado avocado btw!!! I did this for fun (and mainly to slander the vegan teacher) so no hate!

Have you ever wondered who are behind the Bin Weevils Costumes? If you found this book, you are on the right side! Because we are going to dive in to the story of both funny and scary adventures with Tink and Clott (The costume ones from 2012-2013). Find out who are behind the costumes of Tink and Clott! Inspired by the meet and greets from Bin Weevils, and the Bin Weevils Game itself too! There may be a movie about it soon! Happy Reading! :)

Nikocado Avocado is randomly picking one of his subscribers and inviting them to his mansion to film a mukbang collab. You have always been a big fan, and you hope that you'll win. Sure enough, you do, and you arrive at Nick's. As you sit with him and eat 70 Big Macs, 1000 nuggets, and 25 pounds of fries in front of a camera, something happens between the two of you...

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ironic that I'm writing this while eating a mcdonalds cheeseburger

Based off those memes of Nikocado Avocado in Minecraft. I wrote this for my creative writing class in school, so hopefully I get a decent grade on it. If not, then I hope Wattpad readers love it. Content Warning: Swear words

Ed's world is slowly drifting away, the woman he once felted so much love and compassion for turned her back on him and now he sits in an apartment smoking his problems away. He suddenly meets a man by the name of Nikocado Avocado, a handsome man whom made Ed's heart flutter and bounced around his chest but someone stands in the way of Ed Sheeran's and Nikocado's blossoming love, a particular husband..

this is the dumbest fucking shit i will ever write i'm laughing to myself as i type this basically an origin story i made up of how he became obese word count: 1,345 words

My fav ship. **SMUT INCLUDED** MULTICHAP* GAY* Hot..

james corden has invited bts to be on his carpool karaoke. will it go smoothly? or will the bts boys discover the rooted evil of james corden and overthrow him? find out! - a/n all satire (this didn't actually happen)

Join mukbang youtuber nikocado avocado as he spends his day managing his marketing franchise .

One day Kazukei meets the boy of his dreams while walking his turtle.. He gets a gay panic and instantly regrets it. ;) I'm still writing this be patient TW ICELANDIC PENIS MUSEUM

Nikocado Avocado is a selfish monster filled with endless hunger. After consuming all life on earth he has to traverse through space in order to satisfy his craving for flesh. He discovers a planet filled with small playful creatures, and unleashes true horror upon their innocent hearts.

Nick is devastated. His boyfriend left him in pursuit of a pleasing elderly couple that could finally fulfill his desires, leaving him all on his own. He decides to go back to university, as he no longer had the energy to post new videos after the final break-up video. There, he runs into Obama, college athlete and most attractive guy in the school. Never did Nick expect to fall in love with someone so different, nor for those suprising feelings to be mutual...

this is a joke between friends so stfu

Nickado Avocado just broke up with his boyfriend Orlin, but when his delivery driver shows up in his life, he doesn't want Orlin back.

Bozos go to mall 😳😳😳 and perhaps, just perhaps, they cause a little clatter. A little disturbance, if you will. A slight hubbub 😏😏 you'll wanna read my previous story before this one🥸 I am now a proud crackfic writer. Like honestly these are too much fun to do once again ⚠️shid and fard warning⚠️ oh yeah, again, there are BAD WORDS and JOKES in here some may find offensive, and this one is more offensive than the last one. so bye bye 8 year olds. Ps spoilers for part 4 and 3

Thiccney Spears was a woman who fought in the Badussy War. 🕊RIP THICCNEY SPEARS🕊

Nikocado Avocado x Jimin _ Nicholas, the obese man, and Jimin, the skinny Korean, have officially been dating for one month, and they're in the honeymoon phase of their freshly baked relationship. Things may seem perfect, but the couple is slowly beginning to face problems. _ This fanfiction will contain: -angst -fluff -smut/lime © MJfortnite41, 2023