Nobetawedielikemen Stories

Jeffmads one shot banished to drafts. Silly founding fathers

"𝗂𝖿 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾, 𝗐𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾." ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ "𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗎𝗇𝗀, 𝗂'𝗆 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎." ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ you hated lee heeseung, you made it clear to him that you wanted nothing to do with him even if he was your stupid coworker. so you were obviously fuming when you found out that he let your name slip out of his mouth as his girlfriend when he tried to chase his ex away. ‎‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ━━ ‎‎ ‎☁️‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ now you and heeseung both had to pretend to actually like each other when you were two seconds away from ripping his hair apart. 'good luck' jake said to you, before letting the storm break everything between you and lee heeseung apart.‎‎ ‎‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ or in which, heeseung accidentally makes you his girlfriend and now you have to play the part without catching feelings for the man you hate.

Months ago, an unknown virus broke out, turning Hyruleans into decaying corpses. Panic erupted throughout the nation, as more bitten Hyruleans turned, and soon, the affected areas were sealed off to prevent further spread. The situation seems bleak. All connection to the outside world has been cut off. The radios and TVs had gone out weeks ago. No news of help, supply crates, or evacuations. You don't even know if there is some semblance of normal life outside anymore, and it's certain that no one is coming to look for survivors. Now, it's just Link and you, the zombies, and whatever you can salvage from the wreckage that had been left in the mass panic. Perhaps there are other survivors out there. Perhaps it's every man for himself. BotW Link x gn! reader, modern zombie apocalypse AU Heavy inspiration for zombies and environment was taken from Dying Light !Cover art not mine! It's by @illyriathewarrior on Pinterest

hiraeth: (n) a homesickness for a home you can't return to, or that never was in which half-enderman boy meets part piglin girl. ranboo please don't read this i will cry

Everything was going great after the tournament. Everyone was having a huge party, until word got out about Goggles going missing. His teammates go out to look for him, but they may lose more than they had hoped for. Warning: Book might contain swearing. Also the first couple of chapters can be sort of cringe. Sorry. I suck at writing descriptions (Story is being rewritten! This could improve and improved it will hopefully be!)

Lance is in a unhealthy relationship and Keira (aka Keith) is a troubled girl that like to fight and went through so many bad things in her life. Lance noticed her and wants to be friends but will she accept? (I suck at summaries, sorry And the photo for the story is bad) (The title is inspired by the song "Why can't we be friends" by The Academic) (None of the characters are mine except Keira)

Season 10 SPOILERS!! It was supposed to be easy. Nothing but some demons having a little too much fun. In and out, like they had done so many times. After Dean's death and the disappearance of his body, Sam is left broken. He shuts everyone out and dedicates all of his time to hunting, trying desperately to distract himself from the overwhelming emptiness he felt. In his grief, he forgot about the one person who could've shared in his pain, who was suffering alongside him. Castiel never gave up. He was determined to find a way to bring Dean back. He never stopped searching for the long-lost hunter. He wasn't expecting Dean Winchester to find him first. Deanmon (demon!Dean) Destiel One-Shot -- 5558 words

Randy Cunningham is cursed. Sure, Howard, the boy who accidentally discovered his identity and pressured Randy into a friendship and a transfer to the local high-school, thought it was blessing. However, randy would beg to differ; immortality sucks. Terribly Now his rotten luck is not only going to burden him with Immortality, but an exposed secret identity. one he hasn't told anyone for 800 years. -- aka an immortality/identity reveal au

Ada Brooks, a student at the George Washington University lands an internship at the Jeffersonian Institute to learn from the best of the best, one of them being Zack Addy, the head forensic anthropologist's assistant. When they are forced to share an office and do field work alongside Dr Brennan and Special Agent Booth, their relationship starts to kindle into something more. If you like this fic, please check out my other "Attraction: A Field Study". It is also a Bones fic and it is a Y/n x Lance Sweets! You can find my Pinterest inspiration boards at https://www.pinterest.com/devoutinterest/ This is where you can find the inspiration I get for poses, outfits and face claims (and they are organized by works and characters/ships to make it easier!)

Y/n a young gangsterlisous dirt bag of a girl boss gets fired from their job at pizzahut. But whats this a mysterious convenient flyer for A new hirer at the totally not haunted and safety violation of a place Freddy fazbearz pizzeria!! Wow wow wow So not suspicious at all!! On the next episode of dragon ball Z will reader get the job or will they find something better. To be continued ->

"Can I really trust you? My whole life I've been battling my issues with trust. My parents were the first people to break that trust, and break my heart. I didn't think I could ever trust again. So can I trust you?"

Book 1: An Endless Path Arc 1: Our Journey begins ... (Prologue based on/inspired by WOF) "After a brutal 50 years, the children will come. after the land is soaked in tears, the children will come. search in the kingdom filled with sand, for a child, star in hand. then go deep into the sea, for the egg the color of prismarine. go deep into the witches pyre, for a kitten molded in fire. find the kingdom of the fae, for an infant bright as day. And for the child hid from love, a lamb with eyes red as blood. The one who brings these children to light will help them to save the night, if she bows to a fate that'll twist and end, she'll be shown Where The Winds End. 5 children born to save the night, 5 children born to bring the light, 5 children born from the stars, children born with love in their hearts. The children are coming..." HI GUYS! 🤗 I'm writing a new story as I prepare the rest of Set In Stone! this also takes place in kingdoms, but this one has merfolk, goatmen, etc! I ADORE this story! TWs for this book: Death, blood, themes of war, and heavily described corpses and eye gore. TWs: death, blood, SA, themes of SA, grooming, themes of war, dismemberment, body horror, child abuse, all types of abuse, gore, eye gore, child death, heavily describes corpses, descriptions of maggots and rot, drug usage, themes of mental illness, and severe body disfiguration thanks for reading! 😁

AFTER THE ELECTION, VENTURA FIND HIMSELF FALLING FOR HIS ENEMY, ANTÓNIO COSTA. HOW WILL HE HANDLE HIS GAY AWAKENING? p.s: this is a gay man's fun at 2 am bcs he has nothing else to do. this is big anti-chega satire.

𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 【𝐧.】 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. ED: (10/20/2021) This book was originally archived back in.. fall of last year. I am reuploading it because I no longer have any moral boundaries preventing me from staring my sins in the eyes. Anyway, have fun reading, you degenerates. --⚔️ just oneshots of your favourite simping nerds. i take requests, aha. i also write 2 other dreamnoblade books, so updates might be slow. obvs this contains ships, did you not read the title? dumbo. --⚔️ hey whats up if ur dream or techno dont read pls,,, ill literally cry (also dont share this book with the ccs mentioned to avoid uncomfortable situations. just cuz i dont use their real names doesnt mean that ppl cant get weirded out) --⚔️ started: 9/1/2020 ended: n/a requests?: open (keep in mind i have all rights to deny any requests, and just bc its requested doesnt mean ill write it)

Years 1-7, Marauder's Era Y/n L/n, the girl who could alter the Marauder's dynamic for the better. James Potter, the boy trying to stay as authentic to his true self. What happens when they become best friends and are forced to grow together in the mystical halls of Hogwarts?

In a twist of fate, a distrustful fugitive ends up as the bodyguard of a man she hates while simultaneously becoming the most powerful wizard in the entire city.

This is what happens when a very tired creature, that is probably on a manic creativity kick, listens to a Detailed Diatribe about Superman while washing the dishes. I hope it's legible. enjoy if you so choose.

featuring the dream smp and various hypixel youtubers.

Au based off of the new UberEats/Wiggles ads that recently came out, where the colourful four are quite childish at times and the Grey Wiggle is stuck as the unwilling adult of the household. (When the UberEats ads came out with cameos from the current Wiggles - including the new edition of the Grey Wiggle (Simon Cowell) - I decided to make a (kind of) au for it, as there isn't much content currently, and the fandom seems to be surprisingly small).

James Colchester has his life already figured out. He's been a soccer star since childhood, carrying the school's teams to victory nearly each year. He has a full-ride to his parents' dream college in the bag, and a perfect girlfriend - he's living the dream. There's just one thing he still needs to repair before his perfect future can begin. His grades. And, luckily, an injury from the field provides the perfect opportunity to catch up. The school has that covered. Through a newly instated student tutoring program, James is forced to pair up with a boy he's never met before who manages to change everything.