Nochill Stories

in which life is just too bloody fantastic. cover by @guacardo

RANDOM STUFF!! STUFF YOU LIKE!! STUFF YOU DO IN YOUR DAILY LIFE!!

>-> i think I'm no good at being a writer but i gave it a try so... Yeah if u liked it vote comment (XD i think they would be mostly about my grammar but ehh ) and follow . Ouo peace

Just a teen with no chill writing shit

"You aren't a fabulous muffin!" ••• In which Rachel is an absolute savage with the need to express Joe Keerys beauty!

Literally a book of dreams. I've gotten tired of writing my dreams in a book and then hiding them under my loose floorboard so I decided to write my secrets to the public?!? What am I thinking? Well whatever, what could go wrong? The names of the people I've dreamt about will be their initials for their privacy and mines. It could be anyone and so could I. I can't tell you exactly that there will be happy endings to any of my "sleep living" experiences so it is not technically a cloud nine, but I call this my cloud nine because anyone could do anything in their dreams. They could go anywhere and meet anyone. They could be whatever and whoever they want. In dreams they are totally themselves. And that to me is a cloud nine. A total "paradise." For all of you who can agree. Dreams can be a little weird sometimes. So this is a warning that some chapters may have explicit content.

Funny, unique, and rare comebacks and insults.

Alexa San Roman is in a band and plays shows every week at little bars, not expecting much but loving every moment. She never would have thought to meet a girl who makes her feel at home. (The title is taken from a song by Explosions In The Sky)

This book is going to be like the archives of my friends' best moments. It will also contain some other stuff, but it's mostly about crackheads, so...

I lost a bet so my brother wrote this

Need a good roast to roasts some dumb shit? Well here you have it, a collection of hilarious roasts and comebacks that will make everyone shut the fuck up and make you look like a genius. Your welcome, Enjoy :-)

Boss ass fuck. nigga ion give a fuck btw RiRi Sis

Nothing in this world I ever wanted more Nothing like them girls you ever loved before.

Isaac and Charlie went to go Christmas shopping, but Santa wasn't a holly jolly fella TW: you'll become depressed (you'll see why)

A girl named ORPHAN #1 escapes from a biased orphanage and is planning revenge along with an unknown BOY 😉 and encounter many ODD 😉 creatures and THINGS 😉

This is the tale of high school boy named Kade Lawrence and how he found lov- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Um no. Just no. This is about me being my boss ass self. Breaking hearts,giving advice and slapping some sense into these hoes I call friends. 'Bout 'tale of a high school bo-' What do you thinks this is? Notebook? Who hired this narrator? Get lost buddy I'll handle it from here.