Noelfielding Stories

its season 14 of GBBO and Noel has decided to end his tenure with the show. Making his final season count he cant help but wonder if flirtationship with Matt could be transformed into a hedonistic, delusional, romp of the flesh variety.

Chapter one 💖

the sequel to surprise.

A totally self indulgent collection of oneshots of the immaculate mighty boosh star, Vince Noir.

Years and years ago, young mr susan was traveling by mirror portal. Entering the room, he was unsure which path would lead him home, after correctly picking the first time, he feared he would not be able to do it again. And sure enough, he didn't. So for forty years mr susan has been stranded in his shiny world awaiting somebody as stupid as he was to take his lace as the mirror guardian/servant until now....

Noelian // Noel Fielding x Julian Barratt // Prison AU // Completed // Noel Fielding is allegedly a mass murderer and Julian Barratt is the head of security and head counsellor at the prison Noel has been placed at to live out the rest of his days before his public execution. Between questionable innocence and naughtiness behind closed bars, will they get caught for the crime of inappropriate lust? // 'the whole is greater than the sum of its parts'

Moss had never genuinely loved a woman. He'd been on dates, and been in one relationship, but he'd never felt love. Maurice assumed this was because he was very out of touch with feelings, but maybe they were just the wrong people. There was this one guy, but that guy assured him that they both were not, in fact, gay.

Fantastic froggy fucking futuristic fun

Vince finds an an unlikely partner in a mysterious green slippery oval...

Vince and howard go to Brazil for some snacks Chapter three is the best chapter x

Luna was is her last year at university. All those years of hard work paid off. Together with her idol Goedele she makes a documentary and from there everything is a whirlwind, perfectly happy alone, she never thought she would meet a man such as Noel. Conquering her fears for love? She never thought she would do it. But love make you do things... ps: This is more of a working title, i might change it later

noel fielding helps with a chat host who's lost her way but can he help in time

Just some pictures of my favourite goth comedian <33

Julian finds Noel in the hotel bar before heading back to their room

Nothing has been the same since that night on the roof. Howard couldn't stop thinking about that kiss and it was driving him mad.

I literally CANT find any Vince x reader story's, so why not make one? (Don't expect frequent updates!!) Y/N, 21 and single. Y/N always had a passion for fashion, anything that had anything to do with fashion, she'd love it! During a trip to topshop, she met a handsome guy named Vince, will they hit it off? Will it just be a meaningless fling? Gotta read to find out.

Two lovers, one town, one brothel. Too many people in the way.

AU: Noel Fielding finds himself falling in love with a mysterious woman. He knows her from somewhere but her secretive life proves it hard for him to remember where.