Noelfielding Stories

After the Head Shaman lets his shapes go, it oddly brings Vince and Howard together like never before

I can't flesh out stories enough to write proper fanfiction, but I spend 90% of my time in class daydreaming various scenarios. The result? A compilation of half-baked ficlets. Imagine this is written in crayon.

Years and years ago, young mr susan was traveling by mirror portal. Entering the room, he was unsure which path would lead him home, after correctly picking the first time, he feared he would not be able to do it again. And sure enough, he didn't. So for forty years mr susan has been stranded in his shiny world awaiting somebody as stupid as he was to take his lace as the mirror guardian/servant until now....

Nothing has been the same since that night on the roof. Howard couldn't stop thinking about that kiss and it was driving him mad.

its season 14 of GBBO and Noel has decided to end his tenure with the show. Making his final season count he cant help but wonder if flirtationship with Matt could be transformed into a hedonistic, delusional, romp of the flesh variety.

Just some pictures of my favourite goth comedian <33

A totally self indulgent collection of oneshots of the immaculate mighty boosh star, Vince Noir.

AU: Noel Fielding finds himself falling in love with a mysterious woman. He knows her from somewhere but her secretive life proves it hard for him to remember where.

Muscular baby daddies flexing their hot beach bods 😍

Howard and vince are lost in the desert. Whatever will happen? Whatever will occur? WhTver will take place? Pissing.

Chapter one 💖

Vince is falling Howard made him fall.... Can he catch Vince in time???

Luna was is her last year at university. All those years of hard work paid off. Together with her idol Goedele she makes a documentary and from there everything is a whirlwind, perfectly happy alone, she never thought she would meet a man such as Noel. Conquering her fears for love? She never thought she would do it. But love make you do things... ps: This is more of a working title, i might change it later

Douglas and Ed banger make a nice tasty little treat lovely sensual little meaty

Julian finds Noel in the hotel bar before heading back to their room

" 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧... " ranks held: #1 noelfielding #1 vincenoir #1 mightyboosh #8 ziggystardust #13 bowie

Short story The aftermath of a party at the fielding residence

Fantastic froggy fucking futuristic fun