GMGODDALABEL
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
BEFORE YOU READ THIS CHAOTIC ASS BOOK...
This book is NOT for:
• crybabies,
• fake deep Facebook philosophers,
• people who start drama then post "protecting my peace ✨,"
• or grown adults still acting like emotionally damaged raccoons in a Walmart parking lot.
If you opened this book just to laugh and continue making the same dumbass decisions...
PUT THE BOOK DOWN.
Riku is staring directly at you right now.
Disappointed.
Holding coffee.
Probably judging your ex too.
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LET'S BE REAL FOR A SECOND
This book got:
• profanity,
• roasting,
• aggressive life lessons,
• emotional damage repair,
• and enough sarcasm to send your toxic ex into cardiac arrest.
If you READ this shit...
USE this shit.
Because if you finish 17 chapters and STILL:
• chase messy people,
• ignore red flags,
• argue online at 2AM,
• text people that clearly hate you,
• and keep returning to toxic situations like a confused movie character...
THEN CONGRATULATIONS.
You are now a Certified Premium Deluxe Dumbass™.
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Riku kicks open the office door dramatically.
"LISTEN HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL DISASTER."
Lightning sparks behind him.
"This book ain't magical."
"It's not gonna fix your life while you sit there eating microwave noodles texting people named 'Taequan 💔'."
YOU gotta:
• set boundaries,
• heal,
• walk away,
• respect yourself,
• and stop letting goofy ass people ruin your peace.
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SIDE EFFECTS OF THIS BOOK MAY INCLUDE:
• finally saying "hell no"
• blocking toxic people
• self-respect
• laughing aggressively
• emotional growth
• random confidence boosts
• and realizing half your stress came from entertaining idiots
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FINAL WARNING
If you get offended by profanity...
Leave now.
If you hate accountability...
Leave now.
If you think every toxic person deserves "one more chance"...
OH YOU DEFINITELY NEED THIS BOOK.
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Riku takes one final sip of coffee.
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