Noh8m8 Stories

Yeah... Ain't much of a story, but it's something. Just gettin' the lay of the land for Wattpad's story creation thingy. And just... random thoughts. Whoa... I just realized... What if soy milk is regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? Damn... Anyway, anyone on here who's actually written a story, and not just on here for sh*ts and giggles, knows that 2000 characters isn't a lot. That'd be, like, half a chapter of a legit book! Suggestion for Wattpad Admin; upgrade the character capacity to 2500 or 300 or something, because 2000 seems puny. So yeah. My first story! Yay, I suppose! Next up, my diary (subject to change upon new entry, if possible)! After that, how to make a solid prop, whether it be papercraft or using semi-random junk from the bowels of your garage. Let's get this show on the road, boys! *\_/(>◊<)\_/* *Le failed attempt at person