foxkage9
Naruto Uzumaki had one job-*save the world*. And technically? He did. Until he didn't. Now, thanks to cosmic plot twists, emotional betrayal, and one very moody Uchiha, he's been punted back in time to his eight-year-old self. Armed with god-tier chakra, zero chakra control, and more trauma than a war documentary, Naruto's got one shot to stop the apocalypse before it even starts. Again. With a snarky fox in his gut, a second puberty incoming, and no adult supervision in sight... what could *possibly* go wrong?