Noimnotahuman Stories

just a story about my oc x canon so some of my friends, who actually care, can have context of the relationship of Pale visitor and Golden Bridle (my oc). This is a little embarrassing to write cuz it could be a bit.. particular. Anyways, as always, a little warning about the content of this story; there will be: -freaky scenes -some trauma dumps -and some gorey scenes (maybe)

The Guitarist (yumesona) x Coat Guy SFW!! Who said Shakespeare was dead? Btw! Some of the photos used are from pinterest:]

OHHH YEAHHH NINAH FROZENWIRE BABYY Yes the title is a Chase Icon song don't ask Some notes: I use names for the characters since I don't want to keep saying "coat guy" or "homeowner" or "cashier girl" or "wireface". You can skip the prologue if you want, it's kinda a brief recap of the plot of the game, for people who haven't played much of it this is also an au where wireface gets lonely and moves to a different room (the one coat guy is in :P)

Cashier Girl x Hazmat Suit Guy FIC AHHHH 3 Weeks before the cataclysm, Cashier Girl (Celia) met Hazmat Suit Guy (Hedeon) while she was at work and instantly gained a crush on him. I'm bad at writing descriptions ahhh I'm sorry!!! Cover art by me :pppp

quite literally what the title says, they make a sammy, also srry theres no cover or header i cant add those for some reason..

~Ill keep you my dirty little secret~ (YOU ARE MAN IN HAZ)Well,you and Samuel(Enerjerka addict)Have been dating,exept you are working at a high paying job(thats kinda homophobic),and if they found out you were over here kissing men,you would get FIRED.Why dont you leave?You dont want to disappoint your parents(Mommy's boy much???)And you've always been taught this was wrong,but hes so nice and handsome,who could resist?Not you apparently.

I don't know how many I'll make, but these are some Coatguy x Wireface Oneshots, and I'm hoping to make 1-2 a month! Also, I can do requests. I'll write the rules in the 1st chapter. ^^ ONLY UPDATING ON AO3 NOW!!! (As of 2/16/26)

The Former fema guy saves the blinded man from suicide while he's struggling with internalized homofobia and suicidal ideation WARNINGS!!! ~Selfhatred ~Suicide attempt ~Suicidal ideation ~Smut ~Shity grammar Characters are not mine. Cover art is from @Birdyyyyyy64 on pinterest. Thank you all for reading this❤️

This is just for fun and probably won't be updated consistently ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ will be between shipping oneshots and just oneshots in general

"Maybe having him in my house was my reason to keep going this cycle for so long." A Bartag (Bar Guy x Protagonist) about the Protagonist's insanity and how maybe there is someone he can keep an anchor on, no matter how much this loop goes on for. Art found on Pinterest, credits to its artist :)

You long for death and the pale visitor will give it to you, or will he?

(I just thought the two would've gotten along after a while) Wip Art by me

a fan fic based on No, I'm not a human. in this story the protagonist has to decide whether he should give up his introverted nature and help others or try to survive on his own against the cruel beasts pretending to be people

I loove this game!💞 Song name-"one way or another" by blondie! (I'm taking a little break, but only for week or two bc of school😓)

"W-W-What are you gonna do?" He asked, seeming almost afraid but impassive to whatever fate awaited him. For the first time in this exchange, I felt a pang of guilt. What was I going to do? It felt- No, it was wrong to just strip him down forcefully.

Oneshots between the homeowner (reader) and the characters.

pale visitor x reader never gonna be fem reader but will be gender neutral, masc leaning gender neutral or just male. probably not gonna be any smut, im pretty much asexual when it comes to men and im making these for myself tbh I AM DOING THIS ON AO3 TOO UNDER THE SAME NAME, I DO TAKE ANY GENDER REQUESTS THERE!

PalemanxReader oneshots is on!! I can write mutual contents ıf its requested. Im open to reader requests..

"Boy, you're an alien. Your, touch so foreign." ||NO I'M NOT A HUMAN|| *I DO NOT OWN ANY PART of 'no i'm not a human', I ONLY OWN Y/N*

This is my first Fanfic so it might not be great, sorry. I have added a couple head canons just so you know. *Cover art is not my own!* I will change it to my art when I make some. I don't know who the creator of it is I just found it on Pinterest. Also wireface pronouns in this fic are he/they and coatguy calls them by they/them pronouns because he doesn't know his gender (how sweet!). Tw: Self Harm, Insomnia, Very Gay. [I will make more chapters in the future!]