Noimnotahuman Stories

quite literally what the title says, they make a sammy, also srry theres no cover or header i cant add those for some reason..

What if the cataclysm hadn't happened?

I don't know how many I'll make, but these are some Coatguy x Wireface Oneshots, and I'm hoping to make 1-2 a month! Also, I can do requests. I'll write the rules in the 1st chapter. ^^ ONLY UPDATING ON AO3 NOW!!! (As of 2/16/26)

"Maybe you're turning into one, you wouldn't even know." ــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــﮩ٨ـ The sun gets hotter and hotter every minute, the days keep getting longer. Until, that was the least you would've worried. Even creatures started emerging from the very burning ground, slaughtering humans. Blood never stopped spreading, screams never ending. Every night you let strangers in, not knowing whether they were humans at all. Almost anyone in your house has loosen trust, the house itself is displeased. But with a newfound companions will the coldness bloom and love against the heat that burns a soul to ash? © No, I'm not a human ┊ CTTO ᛝThe characters all belong to Trioskazᛝ 「and published by Critical Reflex」

(I just thought the two would've gotten along after a while) Wip Art by me

As Princess Celestia grew tired and manic during her duties, the Sun became almost unbearable to withstand. And with the unstableness, came an apocalypse. With the Sun's heat was followed by pony-like creatures called "Visitors" coming from below, the underground, digging themselves up and causing massacres. Disguising themselves as regular everyday ponies, when in reality they're brutal and uncanny monsters that will lie, deceive and kill. In "No, I'm Not a Pony" we follow protagonist, Loaflie, a hybrid unicorn-cat based in the Crystal Empire. She must survive within her home, but at the cost of letting others in. - Inspired by the game "No, I'm Not a Human" by Trioskaz - An AU (Alternate Universe) based in the world of Equestria from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - During Season 8

This is a story about a seductive woman.

This is my first Fanfic so it might not be great, sorry. I have added a couple head canons just so you know. *Cover art is not my own!* I will change it to my art when I make some. I don't know who the creator of it is I just found it on Pinterest. Also wireface pronouns in this fic are he/they and coatguy calls them by they/them pronouns because he doesn't know his gender (how sweet!). Tw: Self Harm, Insomnia, Very Gay. [I will make more chapters in the future!]

Cashier Girl x Hazmat Suit Guy FIC AHHHH 3 Weeks before the cataclysm, Cashier Girl (Celia) met Hazmat Suit Guy (Hedeon) while she was at work and instantly gained a crush on him. I'm bad at writing descriptions ahhh I'm sorry!!! Cover art by me :pppp

OHHH YEAHHH NINAH FROZENWIRE BABYY Yes the title is a Chase Icon song don't ask Some notes: I use names for the characters since I don't want to keep saying "coat guy" or "homeowner" or "cashier girl" or "wireface". You can skip the prologue if you want, it's kinda a brief recap of the plot of the game, for people who haven't played much of it this is also an au where wireface gets lonely and moves to a different room (the one coat guy is in :P)

just a story about my oc x canon so some of my friends, who actually care, can have context of the relationship of Pale visitor and Golden Bridle (my oc). This is a little embarrassing to write cuz it could be a bit.. particular. Anyways, as always, a little warning about the content of this story; there will be: -freaky scenes -some trauma dumps -and some gorey scenes (maybe)

I do arts of Palegun here, might be just random comics that wouldn't be related to each other?? This can be seen as platonic if you want. It doesn't have to romance since their relationship is far beyond label :] Enjoy.

A "No, im not a human" x SKZ fanfic :) "Channie-hyung..." "Minho-ya... Im sorry, please forgive me" That's when the sound of the shotgun cut through the air.

on day four you meet a strange new guest, maybe you're not destined to be alone forever?

A short work for the NINAH fandom! Keeping it alive with an original set of characters🙏

"a mentally unstable obsessive man meets a cold blooded creatures who's skin isn't his own, what could possibly be happen?" A stupid oc x canon story about my oc jay and intruder from ninah! I tried to make intruder act somewhat accurate, just enough to fit the plot. I doubt many people are gonna read this despite my friends, but I wanna publish it anyway for that reason. Just a warning it's gonna be a little slow for the first few chapters until the fourth one cause then intruder is actually introduced. Jay is supposed to be in place of protag basically until something I won't mention happens, and then more stuff with happen idk, Sfw fic, probably suggestive wording but I'll add warnings when necessary, but overall it's sfw :3 oc x canon plus another oc called Ronnie! Info in the first part bleh

You long for death and the pale visitor will give it to you, or will he?

"Boy, you're an alien. Your, touch so foreign." ||NO I'M NOT A HUMAN|| *I DO NOT OWN ANY PART of 'no i'm not a human', I ONLY OWN Y/N*

~Ill keep you my dirty little secret~ (YOU ARE MAN IN HAZ)Well,you and Samuel(Enerjerka addict)Have been dating,exept you are working at a high paying job(thats kinda homophobic),and if they found out you were over here kissing men,you would get FIRED.Why dont you leave?You dont want to disappoint your parents(Mommy's boy much???)And you've always been taught this was wrong,but hes so nice and handsome,who could resist?Not you apparently.

This is just for fun and probably won't be updated consistently ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ will be between shipping oneshots and just oneshots in general