Non-sense Stories

The Calendar Keepers have returned, extending their voices once more, along with their contributors.

This is basically TADC AU but most of these members would have to try to endure what kind of Absurd day they would be having as in this Caine world, Caine focus on slapstick which is something interesting to him and create an adventure based on Caine's humours. This Fanfic is a script dialogue so expect it to be short. Hope you enjoy🖐️

Andrew gets forced into a job at an Experiment lab, the second he walks through the door the second his life will go south. The lab is crawling with bloodthirsty experiments who just want to leave. The story takes a dark twist and the adventure goes on from there. Can Andrew survive?

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🌻🌿🥀 Hello :) Alongside with my ig account @ollyr96 where I used to post my arts, I've decided to share them here in the hope you guys will like! 🌷🌺 This book is dedicated to my artworks including my fanarts drawings, inspirational quotes... Drawing is also my passion. Not yet a professional but I'm improving. "𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓭𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓼"✍️ Enjoy 🌼🌼🌼

Below One is a story I made for fun that was inspired by ENA (the series and the game). It follows Zero, a guide positioned just beneath the upper tiers of a meticulously ordered yet deeply nonsensical universe. While higher authorities manage portals, permissions, and protocols, Zero's job is simpler-and harder: helping residents find their way through a system that rarely helps back. As minor inconveniences escalate into structural problems, Zero finds herself repeatedly obstructed by an antagonist who follows every rule perfectly, yet somehow makes everything worse. There is no villain to defeat, only a system that insists on being used even when it fails. Through repeated detours, delayed paths, and well-intentioned interference, Zero keeps things moving-not by breaking the system, but by working around it. A story about guidance over authority, usefulness over rank, and why the most important position in a hierarchy might be the one no one thinks to look at.

After a terrible end of relationship, you're now left to pick up the pieces of your heart, while a very annoying roommate can't seem to leave you alone. gender neutral reader x satoru gojo jujutsu kaisen and all of its characters belongs to gege akutami.

The second book tells about the entire lore of the Great Hania Empire. F.Y.I., the Great Hania Empire is my imaginary country, a single country located on the fictional planet Terria. The second book would be similar to the first book, but focus on Nicholas's country and his whole life. Once an ordinary Chinese Malaysian who lived a normal life, died, given God's powers by a lonely God who has no name, his second life is becoming God and the ruler of his world, his country. Or more than that... Long live the Great Hania Empire.

IN WHICH; chris and stella are in different states, different time zones, miles away from each other and they struggle to make time for each other. the SEQUAL to 'nonsense'

Inspired by Daniel H. Pink, this collection contains a series of unrelated minisagas--stories of exactly 50 words. Not one word more or one word less; count them if you like. I plan to update as often as daily and no less than three times per week. The goal is to exercise my writing muscles and entertain readers. Comments and votes are welcome. I hope you enjoy!

This collection contains one-shots and side stories set in the In The Arms of Time universe that are non-canon or semi-canon in nature. These works exist outside the main narrative and explore alternate scenarios, character interactions, and moments that either occur off-screen-or do not occur at all. Expect experimentation, humor, tonal shifts, and indulgent character dynamics. Canon events may be referenced, twisted, or ignored entirely. These stories are meant for fun, exploration, and creative breathing room-not strict continuity.

A book about the chaoticness of the Haikyuu!! characters. To be honest, this book is just me dumping my chaotic ideas in book form Request : closed I don't own Haikyuu!! the series belongs to Haruichi Furudate. Thank you, Furudate-sensei for writing and illustrating Haikyuu!! for eight years. Please read this story with the saltiness level of a Tsukishima who hasn't eaten a strawberry shortcake

I am a part of a small group known as the Kommenters, or Kim's Commenters. We started as a chain of comments on the books of one "Kim the Rabbit", and grew to be an actual group of friends. With their permission, I have now created this book of quotes of things we have said in our Kommenters Discord server. Without further ado, I present: The Kommenters Quotebook! (Alternate title: yes we all probably are insane, enjoy our nonsensical nonsense with zero context :>)

INTRODUCTION HOWDY, Y'ALL! I'M THE RIGHT HONORABLE RANTIN N. RAVEN-FAUX VI, MAYOR OF MYASSA. WELCOME TO MYASSA! PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE! SET YOURSELF DOWN AND MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOMETHING TO DRINK? SOME NICE WARM GERBIL OR BUTTOX MILK? A COOL SLICE OF PENGUIN MERINGUE PIE FROM THE HONEY-BAKED HAMSTER HALF HOUSE? HOW ABOUT SOMETHING SWEET? THE RIGHT HONORABLE SPOUSE JUST GOT HOME FROM MYASSA FUDGEPACKER'S #2 BACKDOOR OUTLET WITH CHOCOLATE AND FROM THE NO FOODS MARKET WITH SOME MUTANT GREEN TWINKIES. DON'T LET THE SPORADIC GUNFIRE PUT YOU OFF. WE SUPPORT THE SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHT TO BEAR FIRE ARMS. WITH THE WAY OUR GOVERNMENT IS HEADING, WE'RE GOING TO NEED OUR GUNS TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM SUPPORTERS OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT. DID YOU SEE THE IMMENSE DAMAGE DONE BY HURRICANE IRMA AS YOU CAME INTO TOWN? NEITHER DID WE. WHAT A COLOSSALLY DISAPPOINTING UNHURRICANE! FEEL FREE TO WALK AROUND MYASSA. IT'S BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR, WITH THE BEGGAR LOUSE AND SAND SPUR CROPS IN BLOOM. BUT BE VERY CAREFUL TO KEEP MOVING IN THE MYASSA NATIONAL OLD GROWTH KUDZU FOREST. A LOT OF TOURISTS STOP TO LOOK AROUND AND ARE ENTWINED TO DEATH EVERY YEAR. PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I TEND TO MAYOR STUFF. ENJOY YOUR STAY.

These writings are really more for me than anyone else. As it may be helpful or inspiring to someone, I publish them. Random updates. (If you were wondering, I took that photo! I'm very proud of it.)

The most beautiful form of poetry in my opinion. :)

Austen Mort is a 14-year-old boy who starts at a new high school. However due to his trouble with learning, he joins the special class; a class meant for students with low grades and/or trouble learning. However, but also a class kind of looked down upon. The school also has a unique system that reflects both intelligence and will-power, which involves mana to have physical forms of chibi-like creatures. With the help of Austin and his friends will they succeed and show their equal capabilities to their classmates? At this school does smartness overshadow character? Shout out to my two favorite TV shows which served as inspiration: Baka and Test: Summon the Beast. Winx Club.

Many have a life they've lived, only few get to share their stories. Many of the times, distorted into pieces, broken into the earth and beyond, hidden behind lies and wrongs. Poems of hopefully future peace I can regain with my past self.

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Warning: this story may contain stereotypes or offensive content. Reader's discretion is strongly advised. Looking for an exciting, interesting story with a unique plot that will grab your attention? You've come to the wrong place. As the title of this story suggests, this is the most AWFUL, most CLICHE story you will ever read on Wattpad. Or perhaps the whole wide interwebz. Cover credit goes to blackrosedrop. Crappy trailer made by none other than the author herself.