slayer99theraptor
slayer99 was a velociraptor who played doom eternal 27 hours a day and had a pet mountain dew can named dewwy. one day, slayer99 found that dewwy was missing, so he went on a really absurd and nonsensical adventure to find dewwy
(note: this version of the story isnt an exact copy as the original, since it had to be edited to be less "inappropriate.")